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making out with a married woman

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  • #32
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    Girls they like a pleasureman.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhfheczoKc8&feature=related

    In Ireland I live like pleasureman.


  • #33
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    whiteonion wrote: »
    She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?


    Precisely!


  • #34
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    whiteonion wrote: »
    She also told me she had 2 kids, why would she risk losing her husband and her family for a sleazebag like me?
    4.2/10 troll-score.

    Poor effort all round, OP, yet an original idea. Keep trying!


  • #35
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    This happened last Saturday.


  • #36
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    whiteonion you are boring me.


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  • #37
    barbarians
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭barbarians


    whiteonion wrote: »
    This happened last Saturday.

    Wonderful.

    Interesting to note that you think criminals shouldn't be allowed any rights yet you don't seem too bothered on the morals of potentially ruining someone's marriage and only think rape is wrong because the law says so.


  • #38
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    barbarians wrote: »
    Wonderful.

    Interesting to note that you think criminals shouldn't be allowed any rights yet you don't seem too bothered on the morals of potentially ruining someone's marriage and only think rape is wrong because the law says so.
    As far as I know making out with somebody else's woman is not against the law.


  • #39
    barbarians
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭barbarians


    whiteonion wrote: »
    As far as I know making out with somebody else's woman is not against the law.

    Is it morally wrong ?

    Answer carefully since you are the one who takes the moral high ground when dealing sadistically with criminals.


  • #40
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    whiteonion wrote: »
    last weekend I was making out with a married woman, I'm a great craic, is this something that you guys do often? She was younger than I was and her husband was at home.

    She did not come home with me for the sexy time :mad:

    you write like a teenager so what age was she ?

    her husband was where he should be at home minding the kids while she has a good time.


  • #41
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    chin_grin wrote: »
    So what happened when you woke up with a sticky belly?

    Someone enlighten me? I'm not home with the downies. :(


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  • #42
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    If she prefers me over her husband I see nothing wrong with this. It's his own fault for not being able to keep her interested enough in him. Otherwise she wouldn't fall into the arms of a pleasureman like me.


  • #43
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    whiteonion wrote: »
    If she prefers me over her husband I see nothing wrong with this. It's his own fault for not being able to keep her interested enough in him. Otherwise she wouldn't fall into the arms of a pleasureman like me.

    to much drink will have that effect !

    no sexy time you must be a disappointment to her,

    husband must be better


  • #44
    Hyperbullet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    whiteonion wrote: »
    I'm a great craic

    Did anyone else read that bit in an Italian accent? Can't get the image of Mario shiftin' some married woman out of my head now.


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    hondasam wrote: »
    you write like a teenager so what age was she ?

    her husband was where he should be at home minding the kids while she has a good time.

    Maybe the OP is one of the two kids.

    Ew, OP. Nasty.


  • #46
    wolf moon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭wolf moon


    snyper wrote: »
    If she was my wife i'd break yer face.
    why though? it'd be her who broke promises and cheated on you.
    beat the shyte out of the poor fella because your wife doesn't give a single one about you and your marriage?
    fantastic solution, indeed.


  • #47
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Maybe the OP is one of the two kids.

    Ew, OP. Nasty.

    The OP is definitely a kid, that's for sure :D


  • #48
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    hondasam wrote: »
    The OP is definitely a kid, that's for sure :D
    I'm not a kid. I'm a man, a pleasureman.


  • #49
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    whiteonion wrote: »
    I'm not a kid. I'm a man, a pleasureman.

    Yeah, you sound pretty pleased with yourself alright.


  • #50
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    whiteonion wrote: »
    I'm not a kid. I'm a man, a pleasureman.

    thought you were having your afternoon nap !

    Thanks for the laugh anyway :D


  • #51
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    whiteonion wrote: »
    last weekend I was making out with a married woman, I'm a great craic, is this something that you guys do often? She was younger than I was and her husband was at home.

    She did not come home with me for the sexy time :mad:


    Why are people starting to put an "a" before the word "craic"?

    It's "I'm great craic" not "I'm a great craic".

    It's like saying "I'm a great fun". It doesn't make sense.


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  • #52
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Nevore wrote: »
    Someone enlighten me? I'm not home with the downies. :(

    You know................he's a bit............<lifts leg>.

    I was implying it was a wet dream.


  • #53
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    whiteonion wrote: »
    I'm not a kid. I'm a man, a pleasureman.
    Who fantisises about' making out ' ( opps ...americana again ) with married women ,common enough amoung horny young single men .......and many married ones to


  • #54
    Gingersnaps
    Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭Gingersnaps


    whiteonion wrote: »
    If she prefers me over her husband I see nothing wrong with this. It's his own fault for not being able to keep her interested enough in him. Otherwise she wouldn't fall into the arms of a pleasureman like me.

    She fell into your arms! Rohypnol????


  • #55
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    kraggy wrote: »
    Why are people starting to put an "a" before the word "craic"?

    It's "I'm great craic" not "I'm a great craic".

    It's like saying "I'm a great fun". It doesn't make sense.

    they need it to create the word greAt


  • #56
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    chin_grin wrote: »
    You know................he's a bit............<lifts leg>.

    I was implying it was a wet dream.

    Ew. :(


  • #57
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    I once was dreaming about somebody loving me, I don't dream anymore.


  • #58
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Can the Mods please, please change the title of this thread. Everytime I see "making out" it makes me want to punch my laptop...in the face.


  • #59
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    whiteonion wrote: »
    I once was dreaming about somebody loving me, I don't dream anymore.

    Is that because you have found somebody to love you, or is it just because you have finally resigned yourself to the fact that it is a futile effort and have given up?


  • #60
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I just want someone to make out with !


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  • #61
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    we need a government warning on whitonion threads..

    "may cause permanent damage to your iq"


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