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Have you tasted cooked human flesh?

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  • 28-03-2011 1:09pm
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    Interceptor
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    I was welding a frame onto a section of roof and standing under the bit I was working on when a molten ball of red hot metal ran up the sleeve of my jacket and stopped at my glove cuff. It took a few seconds to start burning and by the time I shook it out I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.

    I am happy to report that we DO taste like pork and we also smell like roasting pork when we are cooked. I have a nasty scar but no major damage apparently (apart from the loss of my cannibalism taboo). I wonder of that nice German lad who ate his friend started out as a welder?

    'cptr


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    Ardennes1944
    Registered Users Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    Interceptor wrote: »
    I was welding a frame onto a section of roof and standing under the bit I was working on when a molten ball of red hot metal ran up the sleeve of my jacket and stopped at my glove cuff. It took a few seconds to start burning and by the time I shook it out I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.

    I am happy to report that we DO taste like pork and we also smell like roasting pork when we are cooked. I have a nasty scar but no major damage apparently (apart from the loss of my cannibalism taboo). I wonder of that nice German lad who ate his friend started out as a welder?

    'cptr

    A German lad you say...well..I wouldn't know anything about that


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    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Yes, I usually eat it with fava beans and a nice chianti.


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    Biggins
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    Not yet but are you offering yourself up OP?


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    chin_grin
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    Interceptor wrote: »
    ....... I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm .......

    Get burned, acquire riches?


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    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Nope and I don't plan to either yuck!


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    Sinfonia
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    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    Yes, I usually eat it with fava beans and a nice chianti.

    fthpthpthfth


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    Sykk
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    Interceptor wrote: »
    I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.
    'cptr
    They charge for everything now, fúcking government.


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    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    got some branding on my arm and yup burning flesh does smell like pork


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    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Yes I was in a plane crash in the Andes there in the 70's it was the only way to survive. Pilots have the best quality meat


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    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    You're a shit welder :pac:

    I'm hungry now. Post a pic OP


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    #12
    CrazyRabbit
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    French people taste like Chicken. Or so my American friend tells me anyway.


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    FatherLen
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    yeah i once was in a plane crash with some fellow team mates and we had to resort to canabalism to stay ALIVE!


    dammit beaten to it...


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    Dravokivich
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    not as far as I'm aware...


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    YFlyer
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    Deutschlandfürimmer7 wrote: »
    A German lad you say...well..I wouldn't know anything about that

    Yes I heard about the story where the 2 guys ate one of their own lad.


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    Dravokivich
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    YFlyer wrote: »
    Yes I heard about the story where the 2 guys ate one of their own lad.

    And that guy responded to an ad online...


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    stovelid
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    Does oral sex in a warm climate count?


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    ctrl-alt-delete
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    YFlyer wrote: »
    Yes I heard about the story where the 2 guys ate one of their own lad.

    I guess you could say they were chomping at their bits to try it . . . .:cool:


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    YFlyer
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    Dravokivich wrote: »
    And that guy responded to an ad online...

    I was just reading that story on BBC online. Sick


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    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Thats nasty. YOU NASTY!


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    Dan_Solo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,087 ✭✭✭✭Dan_Solo


    Didn't there used to be a guy eating a cooked foetus at (guess where...) rotten.com? Hey, it was already dead any he did cook it.


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    Mr. Loverman
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    Long story short, a very strange ex flatmate of mine stored human meat in the freezer.

    Neither I nor she ate any of it while we lived together.


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    Stinicker
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    In China I believe aborted human foetuses are eaten in a stew as a delicacy. :eek: I saw it on a website with links to the 10 worst foods, (I'm not linking to it as it is that bad)!


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    #24
    OutlawPete
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    Few things chill me to the bone, but the story of Albert Fish would put the wind up Ted Bundy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwxuzh9sejY


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    Corsendonk
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    Long Ham is another term for human flesh. So if someone offers you a Long Ham sandwhich time to leave quickly.


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    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,334 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I've been burned many a time, used to be a welder too... one time I had a test weld that was red hot stick to my wrist, when I lifted my arm it stuck and took about two seconds for it to drop off.

    Another while I was looking after a cutting torch on a track a glob of molten steel fell into my boot, that scarred funnily enough while my wrist didn't.

    Had my hair go on fire a few times too.

    never tasted myself, though :o


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    #27
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Does sucking on a finger I've just burnt count?

    Otherwise, no. :)


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    deathrider
    Registered Users Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    What a tasty story :D


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    #29
    --LOS--
    Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    christ I haven't eaten yet :(


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    --LOS-- wrote: »
    christ I haven't eaten yet :(

    Want to eat some?


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    wattlendaub
    Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭wattlendaub


    When I was in the King's African rifles, the natives called it long pig.

    Never much cared for it.


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