Have you tasted cooked human flesh?

Interceptor · 28-03-2011 01:09PM #1

I was welding a frame onto a section of roof and standing under the bit I was working on when a molten ball of red hot metal ran up the sleeve of my jacket and stopped at my glove cuff. It took a few seconds to start burning and by the time I shook it out I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.

I am happy to report that we DO taste like pork and we also smell like roasting pork when we are cooked. I have a nasty scar but no major damage apparently (apart from the loss of my cannibalism taboo). I wonder of that nice German lad who ate his friend started out as a welder?

'cptr

Ardennes1944 · 28-03-2011 01:11PM

Interceptor wrote: »

I was welding a frame onto a section of roof and standing under the bit I was working on when a molten ball of red hot metal ran up the sleeve of my jacket and stopped at my glove cuff. It took a few seconds to start burning and by the time I shook it out I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.

I am happy to report that we DO taste like pork and we also smell like roasting pork when we are cooked. I have a nasty scar but no major damage apparently (apart from the loss of my cannibalism taboo). I wonder of that nice German lad who ate his friend started out as a welder?

'cptr

A German lad you say...well..I wouldn't know anything about that

Killer Pigeon · 28-03-2011 01:11PM

Yes, I usually eat it with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Biggins · 28-03-2011 01:11PM

Not yet but are you offering yourself up OP?

chin_grin · 28-03-2011 01:12PM

Interceptor wrote: »

....... I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm .......

Get burned, acquire riches?

Asphyxia · 28-03-2011 01:12PM

Nope and I don't plan to either yuck!

Sinfonia · 28-03-2011 01:12PM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Yes, I usually eat it with fava beans and a nice chianti.

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Sykk · 28-03-2011 01:15PM

Interceptor wrote: »

I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.
'cptr

They charge for everything now, fúcking government.

sensibleken · 28-03-2011 01:16PM

got some branding on my arm and yup burning flesh does smell like pork

Daegerty · 28-03-2011 01:22PM

Yes I was in a plane crash in the Andes there in the 70's it was the only way to survive. Pilots have the best quality meat

Standard Toaster · 28-03-2011 01:30PM

You're a shit welder :pac:

I'm hungry now. Post a pic OP

CrazyRabbit · 28-03-2011 01:30PM

French people taste like Chicken. Or so my American friend tells me anyway.

FatherLen · 28-03-2011 01:36PM

yeah i once was in a plane crash with some fellow team mates and we had to resort to canabalism to stay ALIVE!

dammit beaten to it...

Dravokivich · 28-03-2011 01:37PM

not as far as I'm aware...

YFlyer · 28-03-2011 01:39PM

Deutschlandfürimmer7 wrote: »

A German lad you say...well..I wouldn't know anything about that

Yes I heard about the story where the 2 guys ate one of their own lad.

Dravokivich · 28-03-2011 01:43PM

YFlyer wrote: »

Yes I heard about the story where the 2 guys ate one of their own lad.

And that guy responded to an ad online...

stovelid · 28-03-2011 01:46PM

Does oral sex in a warm climate count?

ctrl-alt-delete · 28-03-2011 01:47PM

YFlyer wrote: »

Yes I heard about the story where the 2 guys ate one of their own lad.

I guess you could say they were chomping at their bits to try it . . . .:cool:

YFlyer · 28-03-2011 01:48PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

And that guy responded to an ad online...

I was just reading that story on BBC online. Sick

Cupcake_Crisis · 28-03-2011 01:49PM

Thats nasty. YOU NASTY!

Dan_Solo · 28-03-2011 01:51PM

Didn't there used to be a guy eating a cooked foetus at (guess where...) rotten.com? Hey, it was already dead any he did cook it.

Mr. Loverman · 28-03-2011 01:53PM

Long story short, a very strange ex flatmate of mine stored human meat in the freezer.

Neither I nor she ate any of it while we lived together.

Stinicker · 28-03-2011 02:57PM

In China I believe aborted human foetuses are eaten in a stew as a delicacy. :eek: I saw it on a website with links to the 10 worst foods, (I'm not linking to it as it is that bad)!

OutlawPete · 28-03-2011 03:05PM

Few things chill me to the bone, but the story of Albert Fish would put the wind up Ted Bundy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwxuzh9sejY

Corsendonk · 28-03-2011 03:22PM

Long Ham is another term for human flesh. So if someone offers you a Long Ham sandwhich time to leave quickly.

RichieC · 28-03-2011 03:27PM

I've been burned many a time, used to be a welder too... one time I had a test weld that was red hot stick to my wrist, when I lifted my arm it stuck and took about two seconds for it to drop off.

Another while I was looking after a cutting torch on a track a glob of molten steel fell into my boot, that scarred funnily enough while my wrist didn't.

Had my hair go on fire a few times too.

never tasted myself, though