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Have you tasted cooked human flesh?

Interceptor

I was welding a frame onto a section of roof and standing under the bit I was working on when a molten ball of red hot metal ran up the sleeve of my jacket and stopped at my glove cuff. It took a few seconds to start burning and by the time I shook it out I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.

I am happy to report that we DO taste like pork and we also smell like roasting pork when we are cooked. I have a nasty scar but no major damage apparently (apart from the loss of my cannibalism taboo). I wonder of that nice German lad who ate his friend started out as a welder?

'cptr

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Ardennes1944

Interceptor wrote: »

I was welding a frame onto a section of roof and standing under the bit I was working on when a molten ball of red hot metal ran up the sleeve of my jacket and stopped at my glove cuff. It took a few seconds to start burning and by the time I shook it out I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.

I am happy to report that we DO taste like pork and we also smell like roasting pork when we are cooked. I have a nasty scar but no major damage apparently (apart from the loss of my cannibalism taboo). I wonder of that nice German lad who ate his friend started out as a welder?

'cptr

A German lad you say...well..I wouldn't know anything about that

Killer Pigeon

Yes, I usually eat it with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Biggins

Not yet but are you offering yourself up OP?

chin_grin

Interceptor wrote: »

....... I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm .......

Get burned, acquire riches?

Asphyxia

Nope and I don't plan to either yuck!

Sinfonia

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Yes, I usually eat it with fava beans and a nice chianti.

fthpthpthfth

Sykk

Interceptor wrote: »

I had a €2 diameter burn on my forearm which I stuffed into my mouth to try and stem the pain while I ran for cold water.
'cptr

They charge for everything now, fúcking government.

sensibleken

got some branding on my arm and yup burning flesh does smell like pork

Daegerty

Yes I was in a plane crash in the Andes there in the 70's it was the only way to survive. Pilots have the best quality meat

Standard Toaster

You're a shit welder :pac:

I'm hungry now. Post a pic OP

CrazyRabbit

French people taste like Chicken. Or so my American friend tells me anyway.

FatherLen

yeah i once was in a plane crash with some fellow team mates and we had to resort to canabalism to stay ALIVE!

dammit beaten to it...

Dravokivich

not as far as I'm aware...

YFlyer

Deutschlandfürimmer7 wrote: »

A German lad you say...well..I wouldn't know anything about that

Yes I heard about the story where the 2 guys ate one of their own lad.

Dravokivich

YFlyer wrote: »

Yes I heard about the story where the 2 guys ate one of their own lad.

And that guy responded to an ad online...

stovelid

Does oral sex in a warm climate count?

ctrl-alt-delete

YFlyer wrote: »

Yes I heard about the story where the 2 guys ate one of their own lad.

I guess you could say they were chomping at their bits to try it . . . .:cool:

YFlyer

Dravokivich wrote: »

And that guy responded to an ad online...

I was just reading that story on BBC online. Sick

Cupcake_Crisis

Thats nasty. YOU NASTY!

Dan_Solo

Didn't there used to be a guy eating a cooked foetus at (guess where...) rotten.com? Hey, it was already dead any he did cook it.

Mr. Loverman

Long story short, a very strange ex flatmate of mine stored human meat in the freezer.

Neither I nor she ate any of it while we lived together.

Stinicker

In China I believe aborted human foetuses are eaten in a stew as a delicacy. :eek: I saw it on a website with links to the 10 worst foods, (I'm not linking to it as it is that bad)!

OutlawPete

Few things chill me to the bone, but the story of Albert Fish would put the wind up Ted Bundy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwxuzh9sejY

Corsendonk

Long Ham is another term for human flesh. So if someone offers you a Long Ham sandwhich time to leave quickly.

RichieC

I've been burned many a time, used to be a welder too... one time I had a test weld that was red hot stick to my wrist, when I lifted my arm it stuck and took about two seconds for it to drop off.

Another while I was looking after a cutting torch on a track a glob of molten steel fell into my boot, that scarred funnily enough while my wrist didn't.

Had my hair go on fire a few times too.

never tasted myself, though

Ickle Magoo

Does sucking on a finger I've just burnt count?

Otherwise, no.

deathrider

What a tasty story

--LOS--

christ I haven't eaten yet

Tar.Aldarion

--LOS-- wrote: »

christ I haven't eaten yet

Want to eat some?

wattlendaub

When I was in the King's African rifles, the natives called it long pig.

Never much cared for it.