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If you had a penis, what would you call it?

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#92 26-03-2011 04:02PM

Panda General

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Popeye;)

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#93 26-03-2011 04:48PM

dr gonzo

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littlemis wrote: »

I don't personally have one,but I call my husbands "the BASILISK"

If you look it in the eye you turn to stone...?

Mine is the telescopic baton

...microscopic

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#94 26-03-2011 05:15PM

WolfForager

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Gold Digger

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#95 27-03-2011 04:04AM

man.about.town

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Russell the one eyed wonder muscle

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#96 27-03-2011 04:09AM

Laisurg

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Boeing 747

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#97 27-03-2011 04:09AM

ricero

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I call it the octagon but I also name my testees to. My left is called James westfall and my right dr.ke Kenneth nosewater and if you ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang :rolleyes:

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#98 27-03-2011 04:14AM

thee glitz

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Jim

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#99 27-03-2011 04:15AM

ottostreet

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The Flubbermuncher.

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#100 27-03-2011 04:16AM

this is arse

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my wibbly wobbly wonder or Bertie

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#101 27-03-2011 12:25PM

[Rasta]

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Mines always been black mamba or anaconda

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#102 27-03-2011 12:53PM

jimmynokia

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[Rasta] wrote: »

Mines always been black mamba or anaconda

self praise is no praise LOL:D

DYNOROD

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#103 27-03-2011 03:53PM

Sarky

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Why is the vagina one still in After Hours? Blatant favouritism, tbh

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#104 29-03-2011 07:55PM

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pablo-jericho wrote: »

Heimlich

Coz if you give it a quick jerk, it spits?

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#105 29-03-2011 09:17PM

Abi

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Wine-gums.

"Wine yer gums round that love"

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