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If you had a penis, what would you call it?

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  • #52
    bigmouth writes again
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭bigmouth writes again


    Reginald

    and the full effect


  • #53
    Geansai Rua
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭Geansai Rua


    Paddy

    Just 'cos...


  • #54
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    how have we got this far and not used mini-me.??

    If i had one i'd call it mini me and say hey do you wanna come play with my little mahamageehad.??

    How filthy does that sound??





    *fap fap fap*


  • #55
    revz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 478 ✭✭revz


    al gore


  • #56
    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,660 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    Hubert Cumberdale


  • #57
    mooman
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭mooman


    I call mine Gigantor


  • #58
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    The LUAS, cos there have been a load of dirty skangers on it.

    If you ignore the bells and don't get out of the way, it goes right through you.

    Sounds about right.


  • #59
    Nemanja91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Nemanja91


    Wibbly Wobbly Wonder


  • #60
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Quincy.


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  • #61
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    clobber langer,coz i can clobber you with my langer :cool: actually 2 :cool::cool:


  • #62
    littlemis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭littlemis


    I don't personally have one,but I call my husbands "the BASILISK"


  • #63
    Rabble Rabble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,367 ✭✭✭Rabble Rabble


    Mr. Big


  • #64
    STIG83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭STIG83


    It like an extra leg, so i call it the tripod.


  • #65
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    little tigger


  • #66
    yuloni
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,040 ✭✭✭yuloni


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #67
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    The bishop.


  • #68
    x in the city
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭x in the city


    PK2008 wrote: »
    If you had a penis, what would you call it?

    Mr.Whitehouse


  • #69
    Colmo52
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Colmo52


    The bandwagon. So chicks can jump on it.


  • #70
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Needle dick.


  • #71
    lolie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭lolie


    PK2008 wrote: »
    If you had a penis, what would you call it?

    I dont need to call it

    its up b4 me most mornings;)


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  • #72
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    cheeseneck


  • #73
    bigmouth writes again
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭bigmouth writes again


    sometimes my cock gets blown out of proportion

    these are the times i refer to it as..

    Danzig's ego

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYrbttzKcSo


  • #74
    vampire of kilmainham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    the big laboski:D:D


  • #75
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    The Little Outlaw.


  • #76
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    bigmouth writes again wrote: »
    sometimes my cock gets blown out of proportion

    these are the times i refer to it as..

    Danzig's ego

    and do you scream "MOTHER!!!! just as you cum?


    and as for my penis I named him Bacteria Boy


  • #77
    bigmouth writes again
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭bigmouth writes again


    hahahaa...

    Mother! tell your children not to hold my hand.


  • #78
    ascanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    I have a penis; i call it Johnson.
    I call the two fellas in the sack beneath it Mooney and O'Brien.
    At least for the sake of this thread i do..


  • #79
    fikay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭fikay


    It's so long since my spunk chute has seen frequent action that I call it Owen Hargreves. Sure, he gets a run around every now and again but usually limps off after 15 minutes


  • #80
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Hostile Area Insertion Operative

    HAIOOOO.........

    Edit: Just to be clear I have one, and an able young gentlemanly veteran he (yes "he", not "it", much like a ship is always "she") is.


  • #81
    pablo-jericho
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭pablo-jericho


    Heimlich


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  • #82
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    martin


  • #83
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    The Little Outlaw.

    missed one there, I would have said billy the jizz


  • #84
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Er...my manvadge. Madge for short. Madgegantic for long.


  • #85
    d.anthony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭d.anthony


    Conan the cúnt Destroyer


  • #86
    pablo-jericho
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭pablo-jericho


    fikay wrote: »
    It's so long since my spunk chute has seen frequent action that I call it Owen Hargreves. Sure, he gets a run around every now and again but usually limps off after 15 minutes

    Genius!


  • #87
    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Grand master ram rod :cool:


  • #88
    man.about.town
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 312 ✭✭man.about.town


    jason bourne


  • #89
    Spore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,123 ✭✭✭Spore


    The purple wand and hairy sack of magic*







    *Said in the voice of goat-boy, if you know Bill Hicks you'll know what I'm talking about


  • #90
    WalterMitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭WalterMitty


    Dr Hyman Shredder .


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  • #91
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    It's already been named by a woman, but I'm not sharing that:pac:


  • #92
    Panda General
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Panda General


    Popeye;)


  • #93
    dr gonzo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭dr gonzo


    littlemis wrote: »
    I don't personally have one,but I call my husbands "the BASILISK"

    If you look it in the eye you turn to stone...? :D

    Mine is the telescopic baton






    ...microscopic


  • #94
    WolfForager
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,532 ✭✭✭WolfForager


    Gold Digger


  • #95
    man.about.town
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 312 ✭✭man.about.town


    Russell the one eyed wonder muscle


  • #96
    Laisurg
    Registered Users Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Laisurg


    Boeing 747


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  • #97
    ricero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,348 ✭✭✭✭ricero


    I call it the octagon but I also name my testees to. My left is called James westfall and my right dr.ke Kenneth nosewater and if you ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang :rolleyes:


  • #98
    thee glitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭thee glitz


    Jim


  • #99
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    The Flubbermuncher.


  • #100
    this is arse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭this is arse


    my wibbly wobbly wonder or Bertie


  • #101
    [Rasta]
    Registered Users Posts: 428 ✭✭[Rasta]


    Mines always been black mamba or anaconda :)


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