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If you had a penis, what would you call it?

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#32 25-03-2011 11:17PM

LooseMoose

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I do have a penis and I call him "Alf"

After the TV series in the 90's... True story!

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#33 25-03-2011 11:17PM

bobsoice23

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John Thomas

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#34 25-03-2011 11:18PM

opinion guy

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Trunk

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#35 25-03-2011 11:21PM

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LooseMoose wrote: »

I do have a penis and I call him "Alf"

After the TV series in the 90's... True story!

So it's hairy, kinda ginger and won't move unless you got a hand up your arse?

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#36 25-03-2011 11:22PM

LooseMoose

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Sonics2k wrote: »

So it's hairy, kinda ginger and won't move unless you got a hand up your arse?

Two out of three ain't bad !

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#37 25-03-2011 11:23PM

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Laura

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#38 25-03-2011 11:25PM

Gunsfortoys

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The chokie.

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#39 25-03-2011 11:26PM

Spread

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Proudly known as The Attorney General!

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#40 25-03-2011 11:29PM

Odysseus

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Yardstick

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#41 25-03-2011 11:32PM

Mint Sauce

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I already have one. I call him the john thomas.

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#42 25-03-2011 11:35PM

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D*ck van D*ke

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#43 25-03-2011 11:36PM

rameire

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Proudly known as
"Mr Fyffe"
because it fyffe times better than your average banana

🌞 3.8kwp, 🌞 Clonee, Dub.🌞

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#44 25-03-2011 11:39PM

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love stick
one eyed monster
pole of love
ramrod
magic stick
rent a pole
pneumatic drill
love truncheon

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#45 25-03-2011 11:42PM

Kaneda_

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Creator of the devil spawn.

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#46 25-03-2011 11:45PM

flash1080

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Seán FitzPatrick

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#47 25-03-2011 11:53PM

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Hercules! :cool:

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#48 25-03-2011 11:54PM

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He who weeps milk

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#49 25-03-2011 11:55PM

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Skin flute.

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#50 25-03-2011 11:55PM

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The Intruder

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#51 26-03-2011 12:00AM

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i have one and call him pink floyd

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#52 26-03-2011 12:13AM

bigmouth writes again

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Reginald

and the full effect

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#53 26-03-2011 12:24AM

Geansai Rua

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Paddy

Just 'cos...

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#54 26-03-2011 12:42AM

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how have we got this far and not used mini-me.??

If i had one i'd call it mini me and say hey do you wanna come play with my little mahamageehad.??

How filthy does that sound??

*fap fap fap*

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#55 26-03-2011 12:43AM

revz

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al gore

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#56 26-03-2011 12:48AM

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#57 26-03-2011 12:53AM

mooman

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I call mine Gigantor

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#58 26-03-2011 12:55AM

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Lando Griffin wrote: »

The LUAS, cos there have been a load of dirty skangers on it.

If you ignore the bells and don't get out of the way, it goes right through you.

Sounds about right.

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#59 26-03-2011 12:56AM

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Wibbly Wobbly Wonder

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#60 26-03-2011 01:03AM

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Quincy.

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#61 26-03-2011 01:04AM

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clobber langer,coz i can clobber you with my langer :cool: actually 2 :cool::cool:

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