If you had a penis, what would you call it?

littlemis · 26-03-2011 01:05AM

I don't personally have one,but I call my husbands "the BASILISK"

Rabble Rabble · 26-03-2011 01:06AM

Mr. Big

STIG83 · 26-03-2011 01:12AM

It like an extra leg, so i call it the tripod.

Tigger · 26-03-2011 01:15AM

little tigger

yuloni · 26-03-2011 01:23AM

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chughes · 26-03-2011 01:27AM

The bishop.

x in the city · 26-03-2011 01:30AM

PK2008 wrote: »

If you had a penis, what would you call it?

Mr.Whitehouse

Colmo52 · 26-03-2011 01:33AM

The bandwagon. So chicks can jump on it.

LETHAL LADY · 26-03-2011 01:34AM

Needle dick.

lolie · 26-03-2011 01:48AM

PK2008 wrote: »

If you had a penis, what would you call it?

I dont need to call it

its up b4 me most mornings;)

senorwipesalot · 26-03-2011 02:24AM

cheeseneck

bigmouth writes again · 26-03-2011 02:24AM

sometimes my cock gets blown out of proportion

these are the times i refer to it as..

Danzig's ego

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYrbttzKcSo

vampire of kilmainham · 26-03-2011 02:30AM

the big laboski:D:D

OutlawPete · 26-03-2011 02:30AM

The Little Outlaw.

wandatowell · 26-03-2011 02:30AM

bigmouth writes again wrote: »

sometimes my cock gets blown out of proportion

these are the times i refer to it as..

Danzig's ego

and do you scream "MOTHER!!!! just as you cum?

and as for my penis I named him Bacteria Boy

bigmouth writes again · 26-03-2011 02:31AM

hahahaa...

Mother! tell your children not to hold my hand.

ascanbe · 26-03-2011 02:33AM

I have a penis; i call it Johnson.
I call the two fellas in the sack beneath it Mooney and O'Brien.
At least for the sake of this thread i do..

fikay · 26-03-2011 02:39AM

It's so long since my spunk chute has seen frequent action that I call it Owen Hargreves. Sure, he gets a run around every now and again but usually limps off after 15 minutes

26-03-2011 03:40AM

Hostile Area Insertion Operative

HAIOOOO.........

Edit: Just to be clear I have one, and an able young gentlemanly veteran he (yes "he", not "it", much like a ship is always "she") is.

pablo-jericho · 26-03-2011 03:46AM

Heimlich

Saila · 26-03-2011 03:51AM

martin

Saila · 26-03-2011 03:52AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

The Little Outlaw.

missed one there, I would have said billy the jizz

WindSock · 26-03-2011 04:31AM

Er...my manvadge. Madge for short. Madgegantic for long.

d.anthony · 26-03-2011 04:35AM

Conan the cúnt Destroyer

pablo-jericho · 26-03-2011 03:02PM

fikay wrote: »

It's so long since my spunk chute has seen frequent action that I call it Owen Hargreves. Sure, he gets a run around every now and again but usually limps off after 15 minutes

Genius!