What the hell is wrong with my flatmate?

UglyBolloxFace

So my flatmate is a bit on the strange side. And by this I mean the following:

- He has eggs in the fridge that have been ONE MONTH out of date. They appear to have solidified/rotted because when you pick the tray up it is very noticeably heavy. But that's not the strange part - the eggs are being eaten, because each day a new one is taken from it.

- Today as I left the flat there was a carton of milk on his window sill noticeable as you walk past (he must be drinking that sour too).

Now, does anyone have any clue what the hell is going on here? I consider myself a strange enough person, but this is downright crazy. He's Chinese, so I tried Googling some Chinese delicacies that would involved rotten, month-old eggs and sour milk, but can't seem to find any.

Cheap Thrills!

:eek: undead?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

If he starts eating cats...your roommate could be Alf!

deathrider

He's clearly an alien trying to fit in amoung humans. Aliens don't notice when food goes off. They just eat it and pretend to be human.

UglyBolloxFace

deathrider wrote: »

He's clearly an alien trying to fit in amoung humans. Aliens don't notice when food goes off. They just eat it and pretend to be human.

You know, I would be inclined to believe this - it's the only scenario that makes sense (and that's saying something!).

iSoap

A hard boiled rotten egg a day keeps the great soul honourable and democracy away.

Daegerty

The fact that he's flat might be causing some problems

Sunnyisland

Maybe he doesn't like you anymore so he is trying to frighten you out.

Sunnyisland

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

You know, I would be inclined to believe this - it's the only scenario that makes sense (and that's saying something!).

Like in men in black, maybe time to call them, dont have there number here.

smk89

deathrider wrote: »

He's clearly an alien trying to fit in amoung humans. Aliens don't notice when food goes off. They just eat it and pretend to be human.

Try to catch him out by pretending to make a presentation on "Designing star ships capable of warp 4 speed." If he helps let him finish, make a copy then kill him.

Ditch

I think I'd move. I mean; How can ye relax, knowing someone like that's around?

rebel10

Who cares? He is Chinese, as far as i'm concerned, we should be doing all we can to adapt to their way of life, because soon enough we will no longer be slaves to Europe but slaves to them.
Just start calling him "master" now, it'll make it easier in the long run.;)

Profiler

There is no flatmate... is there?

It's you eating the rancid milk and eating the eggs isn't it...

there, there, rest your weary head on After Hours shoulder...

AssaultedPeanut

+1 on the alien theory. Because of the sour milk thing........anyone remember Alien Nation

wandatowell

pics or GTFO

orourkeda

I'd be happy to have him if he could cook a good trio

rebel10

Op, sorry just saw your username, perhaps he has some kind of weird attraction to disgusting/repulsive things. It all makes sense now.

General General

If he's of Mongolian descent, he may have grown up on horse milk... if so, fresh cow's milk can lack zing.

P.S: is the OP that chick that wrote about being a 'Celtic cub' living in London in the SIndo there a couple of weeks ago? Name & location seem a possible match.

Mrmoe

He is stocking up for next Halloween, now that's dedication.

deathrider

Then again, maybe he's not an alien. Maybe he's just a psycho who's trying to kill off his taste buds so that when he kills you in the middle of the night and eats you, you won't taste so bad.

Agricola

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

So my flatmate is a bit on the strange side. And by this I mean the following:

- He has eggs in the fridge that have been ONE MONTH out of date. They appear to have solidified/rotted because when you pick the tray up it is very noticeably heavy. But that's not the strange part - the eggs are being eaten, because each day a new one is taken from it.

- Today as I left the flat there was a carton of milk on his window sill noticeable as you walk past (he must be drinking that sour too).

Now, does anyone have any clue what the hell is going on here? I consider myself a strange enough person, but this is downright crazy. He's Chinese, so I tried Googling some Chinese delicacies that would involved rotten, month-old eggs and sour milk, but can't seem to find any.

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Thats a joke by the way.

UglyBolloxFace

General General wrote: »

If he's of Mongolian descent, he may have grown up on horse milk... if so, fresh cow's milk can lack zing.

P.S: is the OP that chick that wrote about being a 'Celtic cub' living in London in the SIndo there a couple of weeks ago? Name & location seem a possible match.

Ashling O'Whatsherface? Yes, yes that is me.

Horse milk? Do you mean horse semen?

brummytom

He's a fucking freak. The only answer is to kill him

seafood dunleavy

Profiler wrote: »

There is no flatmate... is there?

It's you eating the rancid milk and eating the eggs isn't it...

there, there, rest your weary head on After Hours shoulder...

He's going to start a fight club soon.His flatmate that is.

TheZohanS

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Now, does anyone have any clue what the hell is going on here? I consider myself a strange enough person, but this is downright crazy. He's Chinese, so I tried Googling some Chinese delicacies that would involved rotten, month-old eggs and sour milk, but can't seem to find any.

The food isn't for him, it's for his pet....and I hope for your sake it doesn't escape.

Griffen262

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

He has eggs in the fridge that have been ONE MONTH out of date. They appear to have solidified/rotted because when you pick the tray up it is very noticeably heavy. But that's not the strange part - the eggs are being eaten, because each day a new one is taken from it.

Balut?

ottostreet

Maybe its an experiment? I've done that...just left cartons of milk on the balcony for months...occasionally added stuff to it like brown sauce and stuff.

Me and a friend of mine then opened it after a few months and left it in my flatmates room overnight while he was away. He saw the funny side (I think)

chicken fingers

Cant believe nobody said this yet, so I will just jump right in and say it....

the Chinese, a great bunch of lads

amacca

Philistines one and all

only common people eat food that has not been subjected to a bit of decay


casu marzu anyone?

your flatmate OP is clearly a person of breeding.....let him show you the way


silly people cook and preserve their food...us higher ups merely let time and nature take their course and learn to savor the results.

Onikage

Blast, piss.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

chicken fingers wrote: »

Cant believe nobody said this yet, so I will just jump right in and say it....

the Chinese, a great bunch of lads

I already posted that!

sunflower27

I'm quite curious now. OP, can you just ask him? Especially the eggs.I want to know if he eats the eggs...

Tubsandtiles

Will Smith is in the house, time to kick some alien ass .

Crann na Beatha

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whiteboy

Just another odd Irish person, there are many to go around

Amalgam

Obaraten wrote: »

He could well be a V mate,thread craefully....

I was thinking more along the lines of..

wandatowell wrote: »

pics or GTFO

Happy to oblige..

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/1120/yumyumsourmilk.jpg

cucbuc

Cant help wondering what his breath must smell like. Rancid eggs and sour milk, eh.

admiralofthefleet

shite on his chest while he is asleep

amacca

whiteboy wrote: »

Just another odd Irish person, there are many to go around

I thought he was Chinese

Does he purport to be an irish citizen of chinese extraction OP or a chinese national living over here

Ill tell you about my theory on food shortages and the myths about chicken feet the commies perpetuated later

fonecrusher1

The racism in this thread is making me nauseous. Please leave chinese people alone.

newmug

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

The racism in this thread is making me nauseous. Please leave chinese people alone.

So eating non-rotten food is racist now? And this somehow makes you sick while eating totally gone-off food doesnt?

fionny

So on the eggs thing seen as he is chinese they are obviously halfformed egg's/chicks this is apparently quite the norm in China,

as for the sour milk... who knows.

fonecrusher1

fionny wrote: »

chinese they are obviously halfformed
.

Post reported.^ Disgusting.

fionny

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Post reported.^ Disgusting.

Report away buddy, its a delicacy in china...

The correct term is Balut:

Balut (egg)

senorwipesalot

He must be very eggciting to live with. Sorry.

apoeiguq3094y

senorwipesalot wrote: »

He must be very eggciting to live with. Sorry.

Don't eggsaggerate now...


Also... eggs getting heavier when they go off? I'd be more worried that your flatmate has eggs that don't obey the laws of physics.

Also, also... maybe he gets eggs from the market and reuses the box?

evillive

why did i not know about this in my flat sharing days??? so cool to have pulled this stunt,

you have only one move, replace the rotten eggs with fresh ones, and now who's freaking out?? (and you can let us know if in fact those in the box are indeed rotten)

fionny

evillive wrote: »

why did i not know about this in my flat sharing days??? so cool to have pulled this stunt,

you have only one move, replace the rotten eggs with fresh ones, and now who's freaking out?? (and you can let us know if in fact those in the box are indeed rotten)

This! Do it!

Bruthal

orourkeda wrote: »

I'd be happy to have him if he could cook a good trio

Go visit and you could probably have one.

amacca

apoeiguq3094y wrote: »

Don't eggsaggerate now...


Also... eggs getting heavier when they go off? I'd be more worried that your flatmate has eggs that don't obey the laws of physics.

yes...of course, naturally however I took the poster at his word..assumed he was finding their mass and that somehow the eggs were absorbing matter from the universe outside their shells.

UglyBolloxFace

sunflower27 wrote: »

I'm quite curious now. OP, can you just ask him? Especially the eggs.I want to know if he eats the eggs...

I would ask him but his English is shíte, so it'd probably take me 3 hours to explain what I mean.

amacca wrote: »

I thought he was Chinese

Does he purport to be an irish citizen of chinese extraction OP or a chinese national living over here

Ill tell you about my theory on food shortages and the myths about chicken feet the commies perpetuated later

Were in the UK. He's 100% Chinese. And your "theory on food shortages and the myths about chicken feet the commies perpetuated" - interesting, do tell.

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

The racism in this thread is making me nauseous. Please leave chinese people alone.

Racism? You think "The Chinese, a great bunch of lads" is racism? I ****ing hate people who act like this - any simple little thing and they shout "racist". (I don't hate you by the way :pac:)

fionny wrote: »

So on the eggs thing seen as he is chinese they are obviously halfformed egg's/chicks this is apparently quite the norm in China,

as for the sour milk... who knows.

I'm thinking they may be half-formed indeed...balut.

apoeiguq3094y wrote: »

Don't eggsaggerate now...


Also... eggs getting heavier when they go off? I'd be more worried that your flatmate has eggs that don't obey the laws of physics.

Also, also... maybe he gets eggs from the market and reuses the box?

Yeah a bit far-fetched; but I was thinking that the egg embryos could have developed within the egg, however that would obviously require fertilization and incubation. So what could account for the extra weight? They are definitely heavier.

And maybe he could be reusing the box, but I doubt it.

amacca wrote: »

yes...of course, naturally however I took the poster at his word..assumed he was finding their mass and that somehow the eggs were absorbing matter from the universe outside their shells.

As above.