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All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

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    #6632
    Ramette
    Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Oi less of the talk about me being matronly young man! Speaking of the moon, we had a blue moon this week on Monday night (so called as it was the second full moon within the one moon cycle). Anyone watching The Great British BakeOff! Who knew I would get so concerned about soggy bottoms? :D


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    #6633
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    I do so love being called a young man. It shows that my sweetness and innocence is shining through. :)

    Be careful of soggy bottoms Rammy. I had one .............. and my cake was very heavy.


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    #6634
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Darnnit! Forgot all about the Bakeoff!


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    #6635
    Ramette
    Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Good lord apparently there were two earthquakes in the irish sea today.. Rube did the earth move for you? :D


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    #6636
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    It may have done. Not saying ...... LOL

    (Actually that makes 4 earthquakes in the local area in the last few months. No damage here this year though few years ago I ended up with smashed pictures and things.)


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    #6637
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Rubecula wrote: »
    Grandpa_Angry.gif

    Get some posting done ye oulwans, us oulfellas need the excitement.

    I'm tied up all week! Help!


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    #6638
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    I'm tied up all week! Help!

    Hmm that could be too much excitement ........ ;)


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    #6639
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    whole lotta shakin goin on


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    #6640
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Uh-huh-huh!!


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    #6641
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Just got a ticket for a cigar and whisky tasting night. Now I just need a designated driver.
    Anyone?
    Hello?
    Hellooo?

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #6642
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Do you need someone as nominated taster to ensure it is safe?

    *Holds hand up as volunteer*


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    #6643
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Cigar.........tasting?? Ugh!

    Whisky.....tasting? Ugh!


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    #6644
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Woohoo! JellyBaby is driving.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #6645
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Road trip!


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    #6646
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    BBDBB wrote: »
    Road trip!
    I call Shotgun.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #6647
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    are we nearly there yet?


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    #6648
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    I want the back seat with big comfy cushions .... vitally important on the way back in case I want a kip.


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    #6649
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    That's courageous of you. I take it you've seen 'Thelma and Louise' then?


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    #6650
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    BBDBB wrote: »
    whole lotta shakin goin on
    That's my bones you hear.


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    #6651
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Just a thought, but I do believe Chucken is away for a while. So if we get together we can raid her soup kitchen, steal the soup and force feed it to Jellybaby as she will not be drinking or smoking. She deserves some reward after all. :)


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    #6652
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    But that's stealing and I've already spent Friday nite in the confession box,I took so long that Father O'Riley even brought out his razor and shaving brush.


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    #6653
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Rubecula wrote: »
    Just a thought, but I do believe Chucken is away for a while. So if we get together we can raid her soup kitchen, steal the soup and force feed it to Jellybaby as she will not be drinking or smoking. She deserves some reward after all. :)

    I'm still here! Now, step away from the soup brodkavelarg.gif


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    #6654
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Chucken wrote: »
    I'm still here! Now, step away from the soup brodkavelarg.gif

    oh buggerit. Caught again. OG you were supposed to guard the door and whistle and tapdance if she appeared.


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    #6655
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    Rubecula wrote: »
    oh buggerit. Caught again. OG you were supposed to guard the door and whistle and lapdance if she appeared.
    Lap dance,who,where,how.:eek:


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    #6656
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Good grief don't encorage him Last time Old Goat did the lapdance it took five nurses to drag him off Matron. (She wouldn't let go of him. Oldgoat was in shock for about three days needing copious amounts of alcohol to bring him round)


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    #6657
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    Three days,och,he's only a young un,I'd need a week.


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    #6658
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Hagar the Nice. wrote: »
    Lap dance,who,where,how.:eek:


    And more importantly.........why?


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    #6659
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    I just saw a clip of a film I first saw about 10 years ago. I laughed so much when I saw the film and the clip brought back memories.

    I am not posting the link up here as it is full of swearing. (The whole film is to be honest) Yet despite it being a far fetched story, in many ways it is true to life too.

    The film is called 51st State, and is based in my home town of Liverpool. Stars include Samuel L Jackson and Robert Carlisle.

    Anyway if you are adult, have a broad mind and can understand a Scouse accent or two and you feel in need of a laugh. I recommend you take the chance to look it up. :)

    (And imagine my accent is something like that too LOL)


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    #6660
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    One of my fave films. :)

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #6661
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    And more importantly.........why?
    I dunno tbh,I've never seen jellies lap dance.


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