How can I get a job as a porn star ?

PatsytheNazi · 02-03-2011 3:38pm #1

I was watching the movie Boogie Nights the other day and I thought to myself " Yeah, that's just the job for me ". Imagine having sex with beautiful women all day and getting paid for it !!!! But how can I get a job at it. Would FAS be able to help me ? A recruitment agency perhaps ? Anyone any ideas ?

DrumSteve · 02-03-2011 3:43pm

all you need is a camera phone and some damper. You might not get paid but you will get laid.

FlutterinBantam · 02-03-2011 3:43pm

Upload your chopper onto the 'Porn stars for Hire.com' site and they will contact you if you have the knob girth and stem length.

gargleblaster · 02-03-2011 3:44pm

shave all the hair off your body and practice saying stupid things over and over, and making stupid noises too. apparently the directors in porn love that kind of thing.

Ledger · 02-03-2011 3:44pm

my gf's a porn star :cool:

hope she doesn't find out

Homer · 02-03-2011 3:45pm

Upload a picture of your lad and the wimminz on boards will tell you whether you've got the relevant equipment necessary!

Ledger · 02-03-2011 3:46pm

Homer wrote: »

Upload a picture of your lad and the wimminz on boards will tell you whether you've got the relevant equipment necessary!

don't be silly we all know there's no wimminz on the interweb

FortuneChip · 02-03-2011 3:46pm

Practice

biko · 02-03-2011 3:49pm

Move to LA.

El Horseboxo · 02-03-2011 3:54pm

I tried to be one years ago while in my final year of college in the US. I got a few call backs but they were looking for me to do gay stuff. Talk about starting at the bottom. From talking to people over there apparently it's quite difficult to get to star status without starting off riding fellas unless you have some good contacts or just get a lucky break.

Raze_them_all · 02-03-2011 3:56pm

Suck alot of cock. You'll start in gay porn.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 02-03-2011 3:57pm

Learn how to say "you know, this almost never happens" in Japanese, Ukranian and Swedish.

bonerm · 02-03-2011 4:03pm

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Learn how to say "you know, this almost never happens" in Japanese, Ukranian and Swedish.

Also, learn how to say: "Hello. Mein disbatcher says zere iss problem mit deine kable." in English und German.

grumula · 02-03-2011 4:08pm

El Horseboxo wrote: »

I tried to be one years ago while in my final year of college in the US. I got a few call backs but they were looking for me to do gay stuff. Talk about starting at the bottom. From talking to people over there apparently it's quite difficult to get to star status without starting off riding fellas unless you have some good contacts or just get a lucky break.

had a similar experience,
director asked over and over if i'd lash it in a fella, after my 100th no, he just told me to feck off.
they'll sometimes throw ye a few quid for solo videos though, but thats rare enough.

fakearms123 · 02-03-2011 4:10pm

All you have to do is get a part in fade street, sure even that pornstar tranny made her name in fade street, whats his name again... Vogue Wilton i think!

orourkeda · 02-03-2011 4:16pm

A 10 inch cock would be a good stating point.

Jake Rugby Walrus666 · 02-03-2011 4:18pm

If you want advice on the sex industry, you need to contact a pro. Talk to a veteran with a lifetimes experience.

Call your ma :pac:

bonerm · 02-03-2011 4:20pm

Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »

Call your ma :pac:

Yes, the asian stars are the best.

orourkeda · 02-03-2011 4:21pm

Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »

If you want advice on the sex industry, you need to contact a pro. Talk to a veteran with a lifetimes experience.

Call your ma :pac:

You should have heard what I called your oul one last night.

ejmaztec · 02-03-2011 4:21pm

orourkeda wrote: »

A 10 inch cock would be a good stating point.

He should try a 12 inch duck first and make a name for himself.

Degag · 02-03-2011 4:22pm

You'll have to start out as a fluffer OP....

orourkeda · 02-03-2011 4:22pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

He should try a 12 inch duck first and make a name for himself.

12 inch pecker

PeterIanStaker · 02-03-2011 4:23pm

Become a repairman who fixes fridges, washing machines, cable televsion etc. A receding ponytail/mullet, gym body and white trainers also help. Moustache optional.

gargleblaster · 02-03-2011 4:26pm

all this talk about abnormally huge members has me wondering, who likes that stuff? do the women who enjoy porn like seeing that kind of thing? it seems freakish to me. just not good at all.

AnonoBoy · 02-03-2011 4:29pm

gargleblaster wrote: »

all this talk about abnormally huge members has me wondering, who likes that stuff?

Women like large penises.

I didn't realise this was news.

gargleblaster · 02-03-2011 4:32pm

oh sure, large, yes. but monstrous? eh, no.

or maybe i'm just not a normal woman.

AnonoBoy · 02-03-2011 4:35pm

gargleblaster wrote: »

oh sure, large, yes. but monstrous? eh, no.

or maybe i'm just not a normal woman.

Well with a name like gargleblaster you could be a porn star yourself.

Jake Rugby Walrus666 · 02-03-2011 4:40pm

orourkeda wrote: »

You should have heard what I called your oul one last night.

I don't have a ma.

I was born in a test tube.

Jesus Wept · 02-03-2011 4:41pm

You could do some Nazi themed porn.

gargleblaster · 02-03-2011 4:42pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Well with a name like gargleblaster you could be a porn star yourself.

oooh do you think?

this is me, second from the right.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/R6UWsxWWT9I/AAAAAAAAKgE/kraO50xcjCw/s400/fat_woman_in_bikinis.jpg

seriously though it's like those gigantic fake boobs that are just ridiculously big. sure some people must like them but don't most just think it's silly? i don't see women like that in porn. to be fair though most guys in porn don't have monstrous things on them either.

Raze_them_all · 02-03-2011 4:48pm

gargleblaster wrote: »

oooh do you think?

this is me, second from the right.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/R6UWsxWWT9I/AAAAAAAAKgE/kraO50xcjCw/s400/fat_woman_in_bikinis.jpg

seriously though it's like those gigantic fake boobs that are just ridiculously big. sure some people must like them but don't most just think it's silly? i don't see women like that in porn. to be fair though most guys in porn don't have monstrous things on them either.

Go to google images, enter stoya. That's a porn star.

stephendevlin · 02-03-2011 4:53pm

Ring Charlie Sheen.. Hes bound to have loads of advice!

pragmatic1 · 02-03-2011 4:53pm

Finding a big cock isnt the problem in porn. Its finding someone with a big cock that can get hard and cum on demand.

Jesus Wept · 02-03-2011 4:58pm

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Finding a big cock isnt the problem in porn. Its finding someone with a big cock that can get hard and cum on demand.

It's not really a problem since viagra.

PatsytheNazi · 02-03-2011 5:09pm

orourkeda wrote: »

A 10 inch cock would be a good stating point.

Already have that :cool:

Degag · 02-03-2011 5:17pm

stephendevlin wrote: »

Ring Charlie Sheen.. Hes bound to have loads of advice!

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Go to google images, enter stoya. That's a porn star.

In relation to Charlie Sheen, go to google images and enter Bree Olson.

gargleblaster · 02-03-2011 5:18pm

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Go to google images, enter stoya. That's a porn star.

did i give you the impression i was unfamiliar with porn stars?

go to google images, enter katsuni. that's a porn star.

Chris P. Bacon · 02-03-2011 5:21pm

^^ There is a willy in that link

pragmatic1 · 02-03-2011 5:21pm

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's not really a problem since viagra.

Viagra keeps you hard, it doesnt get you there.

Fart · 02-03-2011 5:42pm

El Horseboxo wrote: »

I tried to be one years ago while in my final year of college in the US. I got a few call backs but they were looking for me to do gay stuff. Talk about starting at the bottom. From talking to people over there apparently it's quite difficult to get to star status without starting off riding fellas unless you have some good contacts or just get a lucky break.

El Horsecox-ooh, was it?

Jesus Wept · 02-03-2011 6:47pm

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Viagra keeps you hard, it doesnt get you there.

They usually blow their load when they want and then film more fucking afterwards, it isn't filmed chronologically.

HoneyRyder · 02-03-2011 7:39pm

PatsytheNazi wrote: »

But how can I get a job at it. Would FAS be able to help me ? A recruitment agency perhaps ?

I'd say have a word with the Wexford County Board!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=117212578322530&v=wall

alandublin15 · 02-03-2011 7:50pm

theres a place called cockermouth in bristol...no joke....and theyre bound to have a university. maybe you can get a qualification.
then you can go to the director and say your a graduate of cockermouth.

Khyra24 · 02-03-2011 7:55pm

I'm a recruiter. I just need a few demo reels from you to judge whether you are worthy enough for the industry though...

I hope you're not taking this seriously.

alandublin15 · 02-03-2011 9:19pm

Khyra24 wrote: »

I'm a recruiter. I just need a few demo reels from you to judge whether you are worthy enough for the industry though...

I hope you're not taking this seriously.

i hear you can be paid between $1000 and $1500 a day.

fudgie101 · 02-03-2011 9:21pm

As a gay porn star, ride your brother on camera and post it to me
As a straight porn star, shag your sister and post it to me.

Happy enough,
Regards
xx

NeedaNewName · 02-03-2011 9:22pm

You need to know phrases like "nut butter"

Seriously.

Sonnenblumen · 02-03-2011 9:23pm

PatsytheNazi wrote: »

I was watching the movie Boogie Nights the other day and I thought to myself " Yeah, that's just the job for me ". Imagine having sex with beautiful women all day and getting paid for it !!!! But how can I get a job at it. Would FAS be able to help me ? A recruitment agency perhaps ? Anyone any ideas ?

Might be a few vacancies in Fianna Fail.

Khyra24 · 02-03-2011 9:26pm

alandublin15 wrote: »

i hear you can be paid between $1000 and $1500 a day.

Yeah but that's if you're a good porn star. What guarantees that you'll make anything at all with all of the already accessible free porn?

Metallitroll · 02-03-2011 9:37pm

Khyra didn't i see you in Asian Sinsations? yeah thats right...

CD2

StupidLikeAFox · 02-03-2011 9:40pm

Wouldnt get into the gay porn industry OP, its full of knobs

How can I get a job as a porn star ?

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