How can I get a job as a porn star ?

PatsytheNazi · 02-03-2011 04:38PM #1

I was watching the movie Boogie Nights the other day and I thought to myself " Yeah, that's just the job for me ". Imagine having sex with beautiful women all day and getting paid for it !!!! But how can I get a job at it. Would FAS be able to help me ? A recruitment agency perhaps ? Anyone any ideas ?

DrumSteve · 02-03-2011 04:43PM

all you need is a camera phone and some damper. You might not get paid but you will get laid.

FlutterinBantam · 02-03-2011 04:43PM

Upload your chopper onto the 'Porn stars for Hire.com' site and they will contact you if you have the knob girth and stem length.

gargleblaster · 02-03-2011 04:44PM

shave all the hair off your body and practice saying stupid things over and over, and making stupid noises too. apparently the directors in porn love that kind of thing.

Ledger · 02-03-2011 04:44PM

my gf's a porn star :cool:

hope she doesn't find out

Homer · 02-03-2011 04:45PM

Upload a picture of your lad and the wimminz on boards will tell you whether you've got the relevant equipment necessary!

Ledger · 02-03-2011 04:46PM

Homer wrote: »

Upload a picture of your lad and the wimminz on boards will tell you whether you've got the relevant equipment necessary!

don't be silly we all know there's no wimminz on the interweb

FortuneChip · 02-03-2011 04:46PM

Practice

biko · 02-03-2011 04:49PM

Move to LA.

El Horseboxo · 02-03-2011 04:54PM

I tried to be one years ago while in my final year of college in the US. I got a few call backs but they were looking for me to do gay stuff. Talk about starting at the bottom. From talking to people over there apparently it's quite difficult to get to star status without starting off riding fellas unless you have some good contacts or just get a lucky break.

Raze_them_all · 02-03-2011 04:56PM

Suck alot of cock. You'll start in gay porn.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 02-03-2011 04:57PM

Learn how to say "you know, this almost never happens" in Japanese, Ukranian and Swedish.

bonerm · 02-03-2011 05:03PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Learn how to say "you know, this almost never happens" in Japanese, Ukranian and Swedish.

Also, learn how to say: "Hello. Mein disbatcher says zere iss problem mit deine kable." in English und German.

grumula · 02-03-2011 05:08PM

El Horseboxo wrote: »

I tried to be one years ago while in my final year of college in the US. I got a few call backs but they were looking for me to do gay stuff. Talk about starting at the bottom. From talking to people over there apparently it's quite difficult to get to star status without starting off riding fellas unless you have some good contacts or just get a lucky break.

had a similar experience,
director asked over and over if i'd lash it in a fella, after my 100th no, he just told me to feck off.
they'll sometimes throw ye a few quid for solo videos though, but thats rare enough.

fakearms123 · 02-03-2011 05:10PM

All you have to do is get a part in fade street, sure even that pornstar tranny made her name in fade street, whats his name again... Vogue Wilton i think!

orourkeda · 02-03-2011 05:16PM

A 10 inch cock would be a good stating point.

Jake Rugby Walrus666 · 02-03-2011 05:18PM

If you want advice on the sex industry, you need to contact a pro. Talk to a veteran with a lifetimes experience.

Call your ma :pac:

bonerm · 02-03-2011 05:20PM

Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »

Call your ma :pac:

Yes, the asian stars are the best.

orourkeda · 02-03-2011 05:21PM

Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »

If you want advice on the sex industry, you need to contact a pro. Talk to a veteran with a lifetimes experience.

Call your ma :pac:

You should have heard what I called your oul one last night.

ejmaztec · 02-03-2011 05:21PM

orourkeda wrote: »

A 10 inch cock would be a good stating point.

He should try a 12 inch duck first and make a name for himself.

Degag · 02-03-2011 05:22PM

You'll have to start out as a fluffer OP....

orourkeda · 02-03-2011 05:22PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

He should try a 12 inch duck first and make a name for himself.

12 inch pecker

PeterIanStaker · 02-03-2011 05:23PM

Become a repairman who fixes fridges, washing machines, cable televsion etc. A receding ponytail/mullet, gym body and white trainers also help. Moustache optional.

gargleblaster · 02-03-2011 05:26PM

all this talk about abnormally huge members has me wondering, who likes that stuff? do the women who enjoy porn like seeing that kind of thing? it seems freakish to me. just not good at all.

AnonoBoy · 02-03-2011 05:29PM

gargleblaster wrote: »

all this talk about abnormally huge members has me wondering, who likes that stuff?

Women like large penises.

I didn't realise this was news.

gargleblaster · 02-03-2011 05:32PM

oh sure, large, yes. but monstrous? eh, no.

or maybe i'm just not a normal woman.

AnonoBoy · 02-03-2011 05:35PM

gargleblaster wrote: »

oh sure, large, yes. but monstrous? eh, no.

or maybe i'm just not a normal woman.

Well with a name like gargleblaster you could be a porn star yourself.

Jake Rugby Walrus666 · 02-03-2011 05:40PM

orourkeda wrote: »

You should have heard what I called your oul one last night.

I don't have a ma.

I was born in a test tube.

Jesus Wept · 02-03-2011 05:41PM

You could do some Nazi themed porn.

gargleblaster · 02-03-2011 05:42PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Well with a name like gargleblaster you could be a porn star yourself.

oooh do you think?

this is me, second from the right.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/R6UWsxWWT9I/AAAAAAAAKgE/kraO50xcjCw/s400/fat_woman_in_bikinis.jpg

seriously though it's like those gigantic fake boobs that are just ridiculously big. sure some people must like them but don't most just think it's silly? i don't see women like that in porn. to be fair though most guys in porn don't have monstrous things on them either.

Raze_them_all · 02-03-2011 05:48PM

gargleblaster wrote: »

oooh do you think?

this is me, second from the right.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/R6UWsxWWT9I/AAAAAAAAKgE/kraO50xcjCw/s400/fat_woman_in_bikinis.jpg

seriously though it's like those gigantic fake boobs that are just ridiculously big. sure some people must like them but don't most just think it's silly? i don't see women like that in porn. to be fair though most guys in porn don't have monstrous things on them either.

Go to google images, enter stoya. That's a porn star.

How can I get a job as a porn star ?

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