How can I get a job as a porn star ?

stephendevlin · 02-03-2011 05:53PM

Ring Charlie Sheen.. Hes bound to have loads of advice!

pragmatic1 · 02-03-2011 05:53PM

Finding a big cock isnt the problem in porn. Its finding someone with a big cock that can get hard and cum on demand.

Jesus Wept · 02-03-2011 05:58PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Finding a big cock isnt the problem in porn. Its finding someone with a big cock that can get hard and cum on demand.

It's not really a problem since viagra.

PatsytheNazi · 02-03-2011 06:09PM

orourkeda wrote: »

A 10 inch cock would be a good stating point.

Already have that :cool:

Degag · 02-03-2011 06:17PM

stephendevlin wrote: »

Ring Charlie Sheen.. Hes bound to have loads of advice!

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Go to google images, enter stoya. That's a porn star.

In relation to Charlie Sheen, go to google images and enter Bree Olson.

gargleblaster · 02-03-2011 06:18PM

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Go to google images, enter stoya. That's a porn star.

did i give you the impression i was unfamiliar with porn stars?

go to google images, enter katsuni. that's a porn star.

Chris P. Bacon · 02-03-2011 06:21PM

^^ There is a willy in that link

pragmatic1 · 02-03-2011 06:21PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's not really a problem since viagra.

Viagra keeps you hard, it doesnt get you there.

Fart · 02-03-2011 06:42PM

El Horseboxo wrote: »

I tried to be one years ago while in my final year of college in the US. I got a few call backs but they were looking for me to do gay stuff. Talk about starting at the bottom. From talking to people over there apparently it's quite difficult to get to star status without starting off riding fellas unless you have some good contacts or just get a lucky break.

El Horsecox-ooh, was it?

Jesus Wept · 02-03-2011 07:47PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Viagra keeps you hard, it doesnt get you there.

They usually blow their load when they want and then film more fucking afterwards, it isn't filmed chronologically.

HoneyRyder · 02-03-2011 08:39PM

PatsytheNazi wrote: »

But how can I get a job at it. Would FAS be able to help me ? A recruitment agency perhaps ?

I'd say have a word with the Wexford County Board!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=117212578322530&v=wall

alandublin15 · 02-03-2011 08:50PM

theres a place called cockermouth in bristol...no joke....and theyre bound to have a university. maybe you can get a qualification.
then you can go to the director and say your a graduate of cockermouth.

Khyra24 · 02-03-2011 08:55PM

I'm a recruiter. I just need a few demo reels from you to judge whether you are worthy enough for the industry though...

I hope you're not taking this seriously.

alandublin15 · 02-03-2011 10:19PM

Khyra24 wrote: »

I'm a recruiter. I just need a few demo reels from you to judge whether you are worthy enough for the industry though...

I hope you're not taking this seriously.

i hear you can be paid between $1000 and $1500 a day.

fudgie101 · 02-03-2011 10:21PM

As a gay porn star, ride your brother on camera and post it to me
As a straight porn star, shag your sister and post it to me.

Happy enough,
Regards
xx

NeedaNewName · 02-03-2011 10:22PM

You need to know phrases like "nut butter"

Seriously.

Sonnenblumen · 02-03-2011 10:23PM

PatsytheNazi wrote: »

I was watching the movie Boogie Nights the other day and I thought to myself " Yeah, that's just the job for me ". Imagine having sex with beautiful women all day and getting paid for it !!!! But how can I get a job at it. Would FAS be able to help me ? A recruitment agency perhaps ? Anyone any ideas ?

Might be a few vacancies in Fianna Fail.

Khyra24 · 02-03-2011 10:26PM

alandublin15 wrote: »

i hear you can be paid between $1000 and $1500 a day.

Yeah but that's if you're a good porn star. What guarantees that you'll make anything at all with all of the already accessible free porn?

Metallitroll · 02-03-2011 10:37PM

Khyra didn't i see you in Asian Sinsations? yeah thats right...

CD2

StupidLikeAFox · 02-03-2011 10:40PM

Wouldnt get into the gay porn industry OP, its full of knobs

Khyra24 · 02-03-2011 10:44PM

Metallitroll wrote: »

Khyra didn't i see you in Asian Sinsations? yeah thats right... CD2

LOL! How did you recognize me?! I thought we all looked alike to you.

I still have to do that scene with you in Me so horny for lucky charms. Don't forget

Metallitroll · 02-03-2011 10:53PM

Khyra24 wrote: »

LOL! How did you recognize me?! I thought we all looked alike to you.

I still have to do that scene with you in Me so horny for lucky charms. Don't forget

won't be long before you nestle up to my charmin lucks, theyre magically delicious

Dean Roche · 09-03-2011 04:07AM

orourkeda wrote: »

A 10 inch cock would be a good stating point.

10 inch penis!?.. It amazes me that so many people are doped into thinking that porn stars have 9 10 and 12 inch dicks LOL. They are no porn star or no man with a penis that even comes close to them silly sizes. All porn stars lie about their size FACT!.

Looks and appearance are irrelevant, to be a porn star you have to have a larger than average penis, the ability to **** on screen for the world to see. To last and last and ejaculate on command. The selective tiny little hands on female actresses, the fisheye lens camera and the trick optical illusion Anglesdoes all the rest.

Metallitroll · 09-03-2011 04:22AM

PatsytheNazi wrote: »

I was watching the movie Boogie Nights the other day and I thought to myself " Yeah, that's just the job for me "

hate to break it but you won't be unrobing burt reynolds irl

AgileMyth · 09-03-2011 04:31AM

This fine documentary suggest its not a great career choice:

Warning, not safe for work, or children, or the public at large
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film#Plot

Seriously, NSFW

Metallitroll · 09-03-2011 04:36AM

AgileMyth wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film#Plot

Miloš jams his erect penis into the man's empty eye socket, killing him

that would make it a dick revenge flick

Jesus Wept · 09-03-2011 04:39AM

Dean Roche wrote: »

10 inch penis!?.. It amazes me that so many people are doped into thinking that porn stars have 9 10 and 12 inch dicks LOL. They are no porn star or no man with a penis that even comes close to them silly sizes. All porn stars lie about their size FACT!.

Looks and appearance are irrelevant, to be a porn star you have to have a larger than average penis, the ability to **** on screen for the world to see. To last and last and ejaculate on command. The selective tiny little hands on female actresses, the fisheye lens camera and the trick optical illusion Anglesdoes all the rest.

lol. You need to watch more porn.

Ledger · 09-03-2011 10:41AM

AgileMyth wrote: »

This fine documentary suggest its not a great career choice:

Warning, not safe for work, or children, or the public at large
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film#Plot

Seriously, NSFW

:eek:

what the fúck??????????

Dean Roche · 10-03-2011 02:39AM

The-Rigger wrote: »

lol. You need to watch more porn.

I have seen plenty of porn. They are no 9 10 and 12 inches dicks in porn or on any man. That’s why none of those porn stars that claim them sizes never measure their dicks on film. All porn stars lie about their size. The biggest dicks ever seen in porn are around 8 inches long non bone pressed, which is absolutely massive when compared to the average 5 inch penis non bone pressed.

The most well endowed porn stars hall happen to be skinny men with small frames. Combined with the very very small hands of the female actresses, fish lens cameras and trick angles… To the untrained eye, a man with an 8 inch penis can look a foot long.

Jesus Wept · 10-03-2011 02:51AM

Whatever gets you through the day.

How can I get a job as a porn star ?

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