Funny Houses/Flats to rent

Tabnabs

Lollers wrote: »

Just saw this on Broadsheet, not only have you to share the apartment, you have to share the bed too http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=700035

"Looking for females only (Couples not accepted)"

Prude... :rolleyes:

Lollers

toexpress wrote: »

there is something pretty creepy about that! I have a picture of a guy with snake skin boots and a fake silk shirt with a lot of medallions ....

Indeed...giggity

toexpress

Tabnabs wrote: »

Here's an interesting one (plus it's hideous looking on the outside). What happens when you simply walk away from your celtic tiger mansion and don't tell the bank maybe?

http://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/the-turrets-8-rathmichael-haven-rathmichael-dublin/2102305

The person who built that had a serious love for things like Knots Landing, Dallas and Dynasty. If one of those pictures showed Sue-Ellen and Valene having a soda water I wouldn't have batted an eye lid

Mince Pie

Lollers wrote: »

Just saw this on Broadsheet, not only have you to share the apartment, you have to share the bed too http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=700035

WTF?? Awkward....
Or lots of pillow fights in the middle of the night.

lazygal

toexpress wrote: »

The person who built that had a serious love for things like Knots Landing, Dallas and Dynasty. If one of those pictures showed Sue-Ellen and Valene having a soda water I wouldn't have batted an eye lid

Where are all the doors for the kitchen cupboards gone to?

miamee

lazygal wrote: »

Where are all the doors for the kitchen cupboards gone to?

I'd say they, along with all the copper wires, piping and any other removable valuable items are long gone.

johnwest288

lazygal wrote: »

Where are all the doors for the kitchen cupboards gone to?

a Gaff in finglas?

Grayson

It's 500 a week and they can't be bothered putting a decent photo of the place.

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/18-adelaide-road-leeson-street-dublin-2/1701289

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Grayson wrote: »

It's 500 a week and they can't be bothered putting a decent photo of the place.

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/18-adelaide-road-leeson-street-dublin-2/1701289

what more doyou want the po pourii basket is top quality and theres a diagram included iin case you want to draw your own evacuation plan. :cool:

SpaceCowb0y

Grayson wrote: »

It's 500 a week and they can't be bothered putting a decent photo of the place.

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/18-adelaide-road-leeson-street-dublin-2/1701289

What id be more concerned about is where the fuck does the TV go?? Going by the plans and the photo of the sitting room there clearly isnt a place! :eek:

http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=700035
Cosy!

Property Overview:
•Double Bedroom €240 monthly
•2 people currently living in this flat
•Flat is not owner occupied
•Looking for females only (Couples not accepted)

Property Description:
Please note that you will SHARE A DOUBLE BED (NOT TWIN BED) with another nice girl.

No need to mention how the Smithfield market apt is one of the greatest quality apts in dublin.

Lighthouse cinema is right on your doorstep.
2 minutes walk to Fresh market that opens 10am-10pm everyday.
2 minutes walk to the gym that has 25m swimming pool and sauna, etc.
3 minutes walk to the Smithfield luas stop.

ibarelycare

ibarelycare wrote: »

I'm helping my boyfriend look for a 1-bed place for himself at the moment so I have the Daft email alerts set up. Got this shocker last night. Complete with crying chair of course.

Well if you're trying to twist his arm to move in together this thread would be helpful. :P

Big Bottom

Originally Posted by ibarelycare
I'm helping my boyfriend look for a 1-bed place for himself at the moment so I have the Daft email alerts set up. Got this shocker last night. Complete with crying chair of course.

I wonder is that thing i the oven included?

Mince Pie

Big Bottom wrote: »

Originally Posted by ibarelycare
I'm helping my boyfriend look for a 1-bed place for himself at the moment so I have the Daft email alerts set up. Got this shocker last night. Complete with crying chair of course.

I wonder is that thing i the oven included?

I think that has got to be the most depressing thing I have seen in some time. 110 a week?? I'd be slashing me wrists after a day of calling that my "home"

Monty Burnz

Mince Pie wrote: »

I think that has got to be the most depressing thing I have seen in some time. 110 a week?? I'd be slashing me wrists after a day of calling that my "home"

In most of the EU, it probably would not be possible to rent such at sh1thole at any price.

Monty Burnz

Tabnabs wrote: »

Here's an interesting one (plus it's hideous looking on the outside). What happens when you simply walk away from your celtic tiger mansion and don't tell the bank maybe?

http://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/the-turrets-8-rathmichael-haven-rathmichael-dublin/2102305

This looks to me like somebody turned a corner and stumbled across a bunch of crudely drawn cartoon wizards with their arms around each other having a sing-song.

steve9859

Grayson wrote: »

It's 500 a week and they can't be bothered putting a decent photo of the place.

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/18-adelaide-road-leeson-street-dublin-2/1701289

That's a great deal tbh. A hotel on leeson street would cost twice that per night, and be pretty grotty. A nice one would cost 3 times. That's not intended to be a long term gig. It's like the kind of deal that you'd see on www.airbnb.com

AnonoBoy

Grayson wrote: »

It's 500 a week and they can't be bothered putting a decent photo of the place.

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/18-adelaide-road-leeson-street-dublin-2/1701289

That's a holiday rental place.

Perfectly fine for what it is to be honest.

DerekDGoldfish

Big Bottom wrote: »

Originally Posted by ibarelycare
I'm helping my boyfriend look for a 1-bed place for himself at the moment so I have the Daft email alerts set up. Got this shocker last night. Complete with crying chair of course.

I wonder is that thing i the oven included?

Thats a crying stool, not a chair you need the a chair to curl up in a ball and cry yourself to sleep.

ronan45

Grayson wrote: »

It's 500 a week and they can't be bothered putting a decent photo of the place.

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/18-adelaide-road-leeson-street-dublin-2/1701289

The apartment is fully fitted out with everything necessary to enjoy your stay in Dublin, whether for business:cool: or pleasure.:eek::o:p;)
We can also arrange a meet and greet from the airport to the apartment

Yes .... a ..."meet and greet"........... personally I would be happy with red carpet and bollinger on arrival ...maybe some rose petals scattered under foot as i strode over the threshold too

Penn

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1262271

I rented 1 bedroom for the girl or women, who is employed. Only Electricity Bill. I live alone.

Oh, so it must be one woman living there and wants to share with another woman.

I wonder if there are any clues in the photos to confirm it's a woman...

coffee_cake

Penn wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1262271



Oh, so it must be one woman living there and wants to share with another woman.

I wonder if there are any clues in the photos to confirm it's a woman...

Well now it does say "for the girl or women". So maybe they want more than one woman.

lol at the mugshot of yer man.

dearg lady

Penn wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1262271



Oh, so it must be one woman living there and wants to share with another woman.

I wonder if there are any clues in the photos to confirm it's a woman...

or is the guy in teh picture the one living there??
Minimum lease 3 years, is he looking for a wife? Has daft become a dating site?

johnwest288

Penn wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1262271



Oh, so it must be one woman living there and wants to share with another woman.

I wonder if there are any clues in the photos to confirm it's a woman...

Hes missing his description:rolleyes:
Height 5 f 11
Hobbies World of Warcraft
Prefers Tall blondes or latinos.
Can share room if neccesary:o:o

Maximus Alexander

Penn wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1262271



Oh, so it must be one woman living there and wants to share with another woman.

I wonder if there are any clues in the photos to confirm it's a woman...

Here I am looking at this ad, clicking through the photos thinking "This thread has lost the plot, this place looks lovely and it's only €300 a month!?"

Then I got to the last photo.

Tea. All over the keyboard.

Aglomerado

A literary tribute to the Crying Chair.

Gongoozler

just looked at that now, frickin hilarious

And here's a little bit of an odd picture: http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=701133
It's a lovely girls contest photo

Mince Pie

Gongoozler wrote: »

just looked at that now, frickin hilarious

And here's a little bit of an odd picture: http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=701133
It's a lovely girls contest photo

Is it 100 a week or an hour??

Maximus Alexander

Gongoozler wrote: »

just looked at that now, frickin hilarious

And here's a little bit of an odd picture: http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=701133
It's a lovely girls contest photo

I'm moving in there.

fasttalkerchat

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I'm moving in there.

I think 100 was the nightly rate.