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  • #32
    grungepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭grungepants


    Im really sick of living amongst madness.The fact that i have no control over whats happening around me.Someone else is in charge of our miserey,some monkey just like you.Would you trust you?I wouldnt trust you.I wouldnt trust me for fup sake.They wear suits,they drive machines and they're hunting ground is usually ten or twenty stories above you.


  • #33
    Lemag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,508 ✭✭✭Lemag


    NoDice wrote: »
    What's the deal with the rhyme?
    Does it not take up too much time?
    Your girlfriend broke up with you,
    Now you're referencing Pikachu!?
    Why oh why isn't trolling a crime??

    If only one of these buttons existed en9EF.jpg


  • #34
    grungepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭grungepants


    NoDice wrote: »
    What's the deal with the rhyme?
    Does it not take up too much time?
    Your girlfriend broke up with you,
    Now you're referencing Pikachu!?
    Why oh why isn't trolling a crime??

    Shut up you berk


  • #35
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    grungepants wrote: »
    We are highly advanced monkeys,who invented money,But now have no money.

    Ha ha Mr Wilson.


  • #36
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMMYfvgq9m8


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  • #37
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    grungepants wrote: »
    We are highly advanced monkeys,who invented money,But now have no money.
    Give the monkey a job so he can earn the right to live.Some monkeys have jobs in big building and they hangout there all day.But when they leave they have the monkey money.So they can buy their silly little boots for thier monkey feet.

    It seems to me, a farce you see
    All i want, is time to be
    But monkeys lie, and greed is found
    Till rome has crumbled, to the ground


    In fairness what are we doing here?
    What is this money.
    I denounce money.
    Why are the monkeys ruled by money.

    If any of that made sence to you congrats....you are a thinker.

    Still in college? :P


  • #38
    grungepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭grungepants


    Nala Young Saucepan wrote: »
    Still in college? :P

    nope im out of collage years...

    i didnt do well

    now im an actor....


  • #39
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    grungepants wrote: »
    Im really sick of living amongst madness..

    Agreed! that Suggs is a really bad housemate - dirty dishes, empty cartons back in the fridge - you name it.

    No wonder you were ranting about all that monkey stuff. Proper order if you have to live amongst madness!

    Good Day Sir!


  • #40
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    grungepants wrote: »
    ..
    now im an actor....

    Wern't you an extra on Planet of the Apes ?

    NOW I understand your monkey thing ... yeah!


  • #41
    Owenw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Owenw


    Blondini wrote: »
    Agreed! that Suggs is a really bad housemate - baggy trousers, dirty shirt; pulling hair and eating dirt - you name it.

    No wonder you were ranting about all that monkey stuff. Proper order if you have to live amongst madness!

    Good Day Sir!


    for shame! you missed a good opportunity there :)


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  • #42
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    So..


    Russian lesbians anyone?


  • #43
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Owenw wrote: »
    for shame! you missed a good opportunity there :)

    I know I just said to myself "Youre an embarrassment" because I should really have gone "one step beyond" with my post. To make it worse "my girls mad at me" over it!


  • #44
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    grungepants wrote: »
    Im really sick of living amongst madness.The fact that i have no control over whats happening around me.Someone else is in charge of our miserey,some monkey just like you.Would you trust you?I wouldnt trust you.I wouldnt trust me for fup sake.They wear suits,they drive machines and they're hunting ground is usually ten or twenty stories above you.

    You have control over your own misery. You can chose to be happy and you can choose to manage your own microcosmic world, because there's always going to be a "they" in the world in which we live.

    "They" will always want to screw you, whether you live in Ireland, Egypt, Spain, U.S. anywhere. Even if you are part of "them," you'll still be getting screwed by someone. It's an unfortunate but ubiquitous part of everyone's life. Sooooo. Find a way to deal with it.


    Jobs = Money.

    Money = Legal Tender.

    Exchange legal tender for:

    Clothes,
    Food,
    Alcohol,
    Drugs,
    Haircuts,
    Shoes,
    Jewellery,
    Christmas Presents,
    A place to live,
    A car,
    Fuel,
    Underwear,
    Entertainment,
    Leisure,
    Vacations


    There's really no getting around it.


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