serious now , why does [my husband] piddle in the back garden?

dollyk

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

orourkeda

call of nature

Irishpimpdude

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

Because we can :cool:

Ruu_Old

Eh, should you not be asking him that?

invinciblePRSTV

I piss on the ditch when i take the dog for a walk.

Pace2008

Sink's where it's at anyway.

KungPao

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

Because he's a bit of a dirtbag?

challengemaster

Next door neighbour at home pisses out the window of their upstairs bathroom, fúcked if I know why, but he's fairly weird as is...

Iwannahurl

Because the front garden is a bit too public.

Irishpimpdude

challengemaster wrote: »

Next door neighbour at home pisses out the window of their upstairs bathroom, fúcked if I know why, but he's fairly weird as is...

Ah now comeon thats funny especially when u have houses across from ya

Farland

challengemaster wrote: »

Next door neighbour at home pisses out the window of their upstairs bathroom, fúcked if I know why, but he's fairly weird as is...

That is ****ing hilarious...... might be me though ;O

dollyk

Ruu wrote: »

Eh, should you not be asking him that?

I did he said he cant be bothered with the stairs

TeddyTedson

Are you sure he's not going for a bit of a danger ****?

Farland

dollyk wrote: »

everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

Everytime he sits in the kitchen ?? that must be a pain when people come over...

W.Shakes-Beer

It could be worse:

You could look out, see the pale white arse of a man hunkered down in the flower beds, pushing out a fresh loaf as he reads the Irish Times.

keithm1

KungPao wrote: »

Because he's a bit of a dirtbag?

Have to agree

dollyk

Farland wrote: »

Everytime he sits in the kitchen ?? that must be a pain when people come over...

i mean when we have a meal or a drink lol:)

Pace2008

challengemaster wrote: »

Next door neighbour at home pisses out the window of their upstairs bathroom, fúcked if I know why, but he's fairly weird as is...

Once you're in the bathroom I reckon you may as well use the jacks, sink or shower, but if I'm feeling lazy at night I'll piss out my bedroom window (goes onto a downward-sloping extension into the gutter).

The world becomes a brighter place when you realise every bedroom is en suite.

Irishpimpdude

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Are you sure he's not going for a bit of a danger ****?

You have no idea what a danger **** is do you? an old friend of mine enlightened me to what his danger **** was and very sick indeed he would do the business and just as he was about to ahhh.. he would shout Maaaaaaaa!!! and try and finish and get the mess cleaned up sick fu*k he was

Shryke

Feeling the breeze.

Farland

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Are you sure he's not going for a bit of a danger ****?

this should be investigated...

the pissing is probably just a diversion. for a quick lovin with his right hand..

Gillington

I do it so your one next door can see what I'm packing,if I do it late at night I know I'm the last thing she thinks about!

liah

Piddle is an awesome word. It's strangely fun to say.





...piddle.

TeddyTedson

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

You have no idea what a danger **** is do you? an old friend of mine enlightened me to what his danger **** was and very sick indeed he would do the business and just as he was about to ahhh.. he would shout Maaaaaaaa!!! and try and finish and get the mess cleaned up sick fu*k he was

That's a very common one.
Maybe he's looking in at one of the neighbours...
Mystery solved I reckon!

mkdon

DOLLYK..

did you pose the question to your husband yourself?

interested to know the response.
???????????????????????:eek:

Farland

whats at the back garden wall. fences and a convent? those dirty dirty dirrrrrrrr ty nuns.

I'll be back in 5 love , need han solo.

Seloth

I'm a bit guilty of this hah.

I just prefer it.Feels more natural.

Its not like I'm out in the open though and I dont always do it hah.

fonecrusher1

Because i couldn't be arsed going all the way upstairs & i piss down the drain anyway so its not harming anyone. Oh & i only do it when im having a few beers obviously. And only at night.

Its a convenience thing.

Nozebleed

it stops cats and dogs peeing in your garden. fo real!

It wasn't me!

Farland wrote: »

That is ****ing hilarious...... might be me though ;O

Not just you, I laughed, a lot.

policarp

It's the animal instinct coming out in him.
He's marking his territory to keep milkmen, postmen, window cleaners etc. away from his harem...

Irishpimpdude

After you get arrested for having a "piddle" in a public place it becomes much less fun haha

Schism

liah wrote: »

Piddle is an awesome word. It's strangely fun to say.





...piddle.

I was going to post the same thing. Also, men don't piddle.

bonerm

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

So he gets it out to the garden, off a wall whilst sitting in the kitchen. That's some shot! Does he bounce it off specially positioned funnels or something?

randylonghorn

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

1) He's being environmentally friendly, and saving the water consumed by flushing the toilet.

2) He's avoiding the seat left up debate.

3) He's showing off what's available to the neighbouring girls.

4) He's engaged in a game of one-up-manship with the neighbouring lads.

5) He's a bit of an exhibitionist

6) All of the above

Rockery Woman

Perhaps he is just marking his territory??:pac:

blueyedson

DOLLYK - why not get back at him and do the same yourself

dollyk

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Because i couldn't be arsed going all the way upstairs & i piss down the drain anyway so its not harming anyone. Oh & i only do it when im having a few beers obviously. And only at night.

Its a convenience thing.

:rolleyes:
he said those words exactly

.same.

Its all that beer thats making him piss so much, you've got only one solution to that, you gotta go out and buy the man whisky or vodka!
serious now

Darlughda

Maybe he is just trying to get away from you OP.

Oh god, you are not one of those awful people who insist on have full scale conversations when someone is in the bathroom are you?:eek:

Local-womanizer

Pissing outside feels great,you seem to always get piss shivers,add that to the thrill of the possibility of getting caught you are on to a good thing.

And it seems less pervy that I have my penis in my hand when looking in your window....

policarp

If you want to stop him piddling outside, go to your local hardware shop and buy an electric fence. Enough said, Eh?...

shinikins

My other half says it Eliminates splash back, and in a world of handsfree devices he just wants to fit in.

dollyk

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

Can I leave my dog with you over the weekend so you can house train him for me, I'm getting fed up with him peeing on the kitchen floor

af_thefragile

Fertilizer?

Acidic urea rich soil good for plants??

jimmycrackcorm

OMG
OMG

So I'm not the only one????

JupiterKid

Because we're lazy and we can?

There's no excuse for it on a normal day. If they were at a party, were bursting and there was a queue for the toilet then I could see why they would do it (I've done it myself in the past a couple of times:o).

But otherwise it's plain scummy.

CDfm

Because he can and you can't or he may be challenging you to a who can pee the furthest competition.:D

Seriously though, I was at a house party once when all the guys went out the back like that and it was because the house only had one toilet. So the guys just used to line out the back and shoot. Country kids and football players do it all the time.

Kerikosan

Sounds like he's just plain lazy.

Irishpimpdude

So who piddles in the shower???? I doooooooo :P

shinikins

CDfm wrote: »

Because he can and you can't or he may be challenging you to a who can pee the furthest competition.:D

There's only so far you can aim and lean back, before gravity back fires on you.