serious now , why does [my husband] piddle in the back garden?

Irishpimpdude · 18-01-2011 01:39AM

After you get arrested for having a "piddle" in a public place it becomes much less fun haha

Schism · 18-01-2011 01:40AM

liah wrote: »

Piddle is an awesome word. It's strangely fun to say.

...piddle.

I was going to post the same thing. Also, men don't piddle.

bonerm · 18-01-2011 01:42AM

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

So he gets it out to the garden, off a wall whilst sitting in the kitchen. That's some shot! Does he bounce it off specially positioned funnels or something?

randylonghorn · 18-01-2011 01:46AM

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

1) He's being environmentally friendly, and saving the water consumed by flushing the toilet.

2) He's avoiding the seat left up debate.

3) He's showing off what's available to the neighbouring girls.

4) He's engaged in a game of one-up-manship with the neighbouring lads.

5) He's a bit of an exhibitionist

6) All of the above

Rockery Woman · 18-01-2011 01:46AM

Perhaps he is just marking his territory??:pac:

blueyedson · 18-01-2011 01:54AM

DOLLYK - why not get back at him and do the same yourself

dollyk · 18-01-2011 01:54AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Because i couldn't be arsed going all the way upstairs & i piss down the drain anyway so its not harming anyone. Oh & i only do it when im having a few beers obviously. And only at night.

Its a convenience thing.

:rolleyes:
he said those words exactly

.same. · 18-01-2011 02:11AM

Its all that beer thats making him piss so much, you've got only one solution to that, you gotta go out and buy the man whisky or vodka!
serious now

Darlughda · 18-01-2011 02:15AM

Maybe he is just trying to get away from you OP.

Oh god, you are not one of those awful people who insist on have full scale conversations when someone is in the bathroom are you?:eek:

Local-womanizer · 18-01-2011 02:19AM

Pissing outside feels great,you seem to always get piss shivers,add that to the thrill of the possibility of getting caught you are on to a good thing.

And it seems less pervy that I have my penis in my hand when looking in your window....

policarp · 18-01-2011 02:22AM

If you want to stop him piddling outside, go to your local hardware shop and buy an electric fence. Enough said, Eh?...

shinikins · 18-01-2011 02:23AM

My other half says it Eliminates splash back, and in a world of handsfree devices he just wants to fit in.

18-01-2011 02:27AM

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

Can I leave my dog with you over the weekend so you can house train him for me, I'm getting fed up with him peeing on the kitchen floor

af_thefragile · 18-01-2011 02:29AM

Fertilizer?

Acidic urea rich soil good for plants??

jimmycrackcorm · 18-01-2011 02:33AM

OMG
OMG

So I'm not the only one????

JupiterKid · 18-01-2011 02:42AM

Because we're lazy and we can?

There's no excuse for it on a normal day. If they were at a party, were bursting and there was a queue for the toilet then I could see why they would do it (I've done it myself in the past a couple of times:o).

But otherwise it's plain scummy.

CDfm · 18-01-2011 02:47AM

Because he can and you can't or he may be challenging you to a who can pee the furthest competition.:D

Seriously though, I was at a house party once when all the guys went out the back like that and it was because the house only had one toilet. So the guys just used to line out the back and shoot. Country kids and football players do it all the time.

Kerikosan · 18-01-2011 02:48AM

Sounds like he's just plain lazy.

Irishpimpdude · 18-01-2011 02:56AM

So who piddles in the shower???? I doooooooo :P

shinikins · 18-01-2011 03:05AM

CDfm wrote: »

Because he can and you can't or he may be challenging you to a who can pee the furthest competition.:D

There's only so far you can aim and lean back, before gravity back fires on you.

Standman · 18-01-2011 03:07AM

It's a big liking having cigarette break, but with the added bonus of the cool evening breeze caressing your knob and balls

Craebear · 18-01-2011 03:26AM

Err.. are you married to a dog by any chance?

af_thefragile · 18-01-2011 03:36AM

Craebear wrote: »

Err.. are you married to a dog by any chance?

Could also be a cat.

But cats try to bury their poo/pee with mud/dirt after they've done with it...

TheZohanS · 18-01-2011 03:54AM

Only the ones who's parents stole from them as children do this.

dollyk · 18-01-2011 11:26AM

TheZohan wrote: »

Only the ones who's parents stole from them as children do this.

no he said his mam NEVER done that to him..

stevejr · 18-01-2011 11:51AM

Ashamed to say I've been known to do this with a few beers in me...herself doesn't be too impressed....:D

pickarooney · 18-01-2011 11:59AM

Seriously now, why are both your toilets upstairs?

IamtheWalrus · 18-01-2011 12:04PM

I got up early once and was eating my breakfast. I looked out the window to see my old man squatting, facing me with his trousers down. Our toilet was free. I don't usually use smileys but

giant_midget · 18-01-2011 12:07PM

i must admit, i do this when i have a few beers at home..me and my friends call it toofers when you have a smoke and a pee in the garden :pac:

Duggy747 · 18-01-2011 12:08PM

I just shìte on the kitchen floor and blame it on mice.

serious now , why does [my husband] piddle in the back garden?

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