serious now , why does [my husband] piddle in the back garden?

dollyk · 18-01-2011 01:15AM #1

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house

everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

orourkeda · 18-01-2011 01:15AM

call of nature

Irishpimpdude · 18-01-2011 01:16AM

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

Because we can :cool:

Ruu_Old · 18-01-2011 01:16AM

Eh, should you not be asking him that?

invinciblePRSTV · 18-01-2011 01:16AM

I piss on the ditch when i take the dog for a walk.

Pace2008 · 18-01-2011 01:16AM

Sink's where it's at anyway.

KungPao · 18-01-2011 01:17AM

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

Because he's a bit of a dirtbag?

challengemaster · 18-01-2011 01:17AM

Next door neighbour at home pisses out the window of their upstairs bathroom, fúcked if I know why, but he's fairly weird as is...

Iwannahurl · 18-01-2011 01:18AM

Because the front garden is a bit too public.

Irishpimpdude · 18-01-2011 01:19AM

challengemaster wrote: »

Next door neighbour at home pisses out the window of their upstairs bathroom, fúcked if I know why, but he's fairly weird as is...

Ah now comeon thats funny especially when u have houses across from ya

Farland · 18-01-2011 01:19AM

challengemaster wrote: »

Next door neighbour at home pisses out the window of their upstairs bathroom, fúcked if I know why, but he's fairly weird as is...

That is ****ing hilarious...... might be me though ;O

dollyk · 18-01-2011 01:20AM

Ruu wrote: »

Eh, should you not be asking him that?

I did he said he cant be bothered with the stairs

TeddyTedson · 18-01-2011 01:21AM

Are you sure he's not going for a bit of a danger ****?

Farland · 18-01-2011 01:21AM

dollyk wrote: »

everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

Everytime he sits in the kitchen ?? that must be a pain when people come over...

W.Shakes-Beer · 18-01-2011 01:22AM

It could be worse:

You could look out, see the pale white arse of a man hunkered down in the flower beds, pushing out a fresh loaf as he reads the Irish Times.

keithm1 · 18-01-2011 01:22AM

KungPao wrote: »

Because he's a bit of a dirtbag?

Have to agree

dollyk · 18-01-2011 01:22AM

Farland wrote: »

Everytime he sits in the kitchen ?? that must be a pain when people come over...

i mean when we have a meal or a drink lol:)

Pace2008 · 18-01-2011 01:23AM

challengemaster wrote: »

Next door neighbour at home pisses out the window of their upstairs bathroom, fúcked if I know why, but he's fairly weird as is...

Once you're in the bathroom I reckon you may as well use the jacks, sink or shower, but if I'm feeling lazy at night I'll piss out my bedroom window (goes onto a downward-sloping extension into the gutter).

The world becomes a brighter place when you realise every bedroom is en suite.

Irishpimpdude · 18-01-2011 01:23AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Are you sure he's not going for a bit of a danger ****?

You have no idea what a danger **** is do you? an old friend of mine enlightened me to what his danger **** was and very sick indeed he would do the business and just as he was about to ahhh.. he would shout Maaaaaaaa!!! and try and finish and get the mess cleaned up sick fu*k he was

Shryke · 18-01-2011 01:23AM

Feeling the breeze.

Farland · 18-01-2011 01:24AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Are you sure he's not going for a bit of a danger ****?

this should be investigated...

the pissing is probably just a diversion. for a quick lovin with his right hand..

Gillington · 18-01-2011 01:24AM

I do it so your one next door can see what I'm packing,if I do it late at night I know I'm the last thing she thinks about!

liah · 18-01-2011 01:25AM

Piddle is an awesome word. It's strangely fun to say.

...piddle.

TeddyTedson · 18-01-2011 01:25AM

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

You have no idea what a danger **** is do you? an old friend of mine enlightened me to what his danger **** was and very sick indeed he would do the business and just as he was about to ahhh.. he would shout Maaaaaaaa!!! and try and finish and get the mess cleaned up sick fu*k he was

That's a very common one.
Maybe he's looking in at one of the neighbours...
Mystery solved I reckon!

mkdon · 18-01-2011 01:28AM

DOLLYK..

did you pose the question to your husband yourself?

interested to know the response.
???????????????????????:eek:

Farland · 18-01-2011 01:29AM

whats at the back garden wall. fences and a convent? those dirty dirty dirrrrrrrr ty nuns.

I'll be back in 5 love , need han solo.

Seloth · 18-01-2011 01:29AM

I'm a bit guilty of this hah.

I just prefer it.Feels more natural.

Its not like I'm out in the open though and I dont always do it hah.

fonecrusher1 · 18-01-2011 01:32AM

Because i couldn't be arsed going all the way upstairs & i piss down the drain anyway so its not harming anyone. Oh & i only do it when im having a few beers obviously. And only at night.

Its a convenience thing.

Nozebleed · 18-01-2011 01:37AM

it stops cats and dogs peeing in your garden. fo real!

It wasn't me! · 18-01-2011 01:37AM

Farland wrote: »

That is ****ing hilarious...... might be me though ;O

Not just you, I laughed, a lot.

policarp · 18-01-2011 01:38AM

It's the animal instinct coming out in him.
He's marking his territory to keep milkmen, postmen, window cleaners etc. away from his harem...

serious now , why does [my husband] piddle in the back garden?

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