Favourite Movie Quotes

Krusader

A thread so you can share those movie lines that you love so much
Here's some of mine


"I'm looking for Ray Finkle...*cocked shotgun*...
And a clean pair of shorts"
Ace Ventura

"I'm looking for Josey Wales."
"I'm Josey Wales."
"You're wanted, Wales"
"Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?"
"A man's got to do something for a living these days."
"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."
The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Look at me jerking off in the shower.This will be the high point of my day.
It's all downhill from here"
American beauty

thetonynator

Anchorman - ''I ate a big red candle''.

:pac:

Cookie_Monster

"Surprise cockbags"

yeppydeppy

I couldn't be bothered to type it all out but all of The Life Of Brian!

yeppydeppy

I couldn't be bothered to type it all out but all of Withnail & I

orourkeda

" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh"

simultaneous squirt - redtube

aDeener

Hooha!

Redlion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4aOTSUY5do

wijam

Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey?
Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.
The Quiet Man

Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Jaws

Greyfox

I'll be back

Toyota_Avensis

''Seth, you scratch our back, we'll scratch yours..''
''Well Jules, the funny thing about my back, is that its located on my cock.'' - Superbad

That_Guy

Randal Graves: Embolism in a pool.
Dante Hicks: What an embarrassing way to die.
Randal Graves: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante Hicks: How did he die?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck.
Dante Hicks: That's embarrassing?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick!

Clerks.

sbsquarepants

Only ones i can think of at the moment.

Receptionist: Tell me Mr Udall, how do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, then remove all reason and accountability.


Melvin: Caroll the waitress, meet Simon the fag!

Jack Nicholson -As good as it gets. Great Film!

yeppydeppy

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine - Rick - Casablanca.

RichieC

"lob it up the back there, Boss"

Brokeback mountain

yeppydeppy

Are you talkin' to me? I don't see nobody else here?

That_Guy

"Fcuk you and your gun you prick" - Fatal Deviation.

THE greatest ever film is available on YouTube featuring such memorable characters as Mikey Graham.

godscop

Here's Johnny..........

yeppydeppy

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room.


(and from the same movie....)


We've gotta protect our precious bodily fluids.

(I could be here all day)

Redlion

yeppydeppy wrote: »

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room.


(and from the same movie....)


We've gotta protect our precious bodily fluids.

(I could be here all day)

Dr. Strangelove is such an amazing film. It struck me how advanced it was for it's time as well.

toe_knee

Old School:

Frank the Tank: No it’s cool man, bring your green hat! We’re going streaking!

Frank the Tank: In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph “Blue” Polaski.

Zoolander:
Zoolander: I’m pretty sure there’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.

Pawpad666

Look. The bloke's been me best mate since 1975. We've had our fallouts from time to time, it's no big deal. Y'know, it's like... if ya mum stabs ya, whaddya do? Y-ya don't get upset. Ya don't get angry, ya go, "****, mum's stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital.". Chopper

petes

Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
[takes coffee]
Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down?
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

There are endless quotes from Airplane!!

beefjerky

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges - Airplane

gimli2112

"I haven't cried like this since Titanic"

Woody Harrelson - Zombieland

bullpost

Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
I would have met you off the train.
- I didn't come on the ****ing train.
- Off the bus then.
- I didn't come on the bus either.
- So how did you get here then?

Well, basically, there was this little dot,
right, and the dot went bang...
and the bang expanded...
energy formed into matter.
Matter cooled, matter lived,
the amoeba to fish, the fish to fowl...
the fowl to froggy, the froggy to mammal,
the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man.
Amo, amas, amat. Quid pro quo.
Memento mori. Ad infinitum.
Sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese
and leave under the grill till doomsday.

fedor.2.

''You know you dont have to act with me, Steve. You dont have to say anything, and you dont have to do anything. not a thing. oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, dont you, Steve? You just put your lips together - and blow

Duggy747

Man With No Name wrote:

"You see, my friend, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns........and those who dig...............you dig!"

Not a movie but still one of my favourite quotes:

Police Squad wrote:

"Who are you and how did you get in here!?!"

"I'm a locksmith..............aaaannnd I'm a locksmith."

petes

"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."

Mallrats.

LittleGarry

Yippie-Ki-Yay MotherFcuker!

thetonynator

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Only ones i can think of at the moment.

Receptionist: Tell me Mr Udall, how do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, then remove all reason and accountability.


Melvin: Caroll the waitress, meet Simon the fag!

Jack Nicholson -As good as it gets. Great Film!

Brilliant film, watched it all again last week. :P


Another quote:

How old are you mclovin?

Old enough.

Old enough for what?

Old enough to party. . .


:P

That_Guy

Mr: Garrison: I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Plazaman

See No Evil Hear No Evil (Scene Set Up : Gene Wilder (Dave) is deaf and his accomplis Richard Prior (Wally) is Blind and both have just been arrested for suspected murder)

Capt. Braddock: Okay no more bull****
Capt. Braddock: [to Dave, talking fast] was there or wasn't there a woman?
Dave: Are you serious?
Capt. Braddock: Yes I'm goddamn serious.
Dave: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?
Capt. Braddock: What the hell is he taking about?
Wally: He reads lips. You're talking too fast.
Capt. Braddock: [to Dave, talking slowly] Was there... a wom-an... pres-ent?
Capt. Braddock: [to Capt. Braddock, talking slowly] Yes. There was... a wom-an... pres-ent.
Capt. Braddock: Why is he talking like that?
Wally: [to Capt. Braddock, talking slowly] Because he's deaf... not stup-id.

I could go on and on......but I won't :cool:

derfderf

"And that was that. One week later i was laid up in her office with a broken back"
"How'd that happen?"
"A friend, baseball bat"

Spunge

"Be right back" - The Terminator

Boskowski

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

youcancallmeal

Al Pacino's "inches" speech in Any Given Sunday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4tIrjBDkk

In you haven't seen the film the rest of it is fairly cr*p by the way.

Dravokivich

From El Dorado...

Cole: Did you get him?
Mississippi: Who?
Cole: The fella that ran outta the church!
Mississippi: Well, yes and no.
Cole: Yes and no? Did you or didn't you?
Mississippi: I hit the sign, and the sign hit him.
Cole: Well, that's great.
Mississippi: He was limping when he left!
Cole: He was limping when he got here!

The guy

Spunge wrote: »

"Be right back" - The Terminator

"Hasta la vista, Infant" - The Terminator :pac:

Subtle Troll

"life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one you're gonna get" - forest gump

"Back to the choppa!" - comando

"Why are you so serious?" - batman

spudd

you're an inanimate ****in' object

That_Guy

"Cleaning woman... Cleaning woman!!!"

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

allanb49

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUX9ja5ZY6M

Nemanja91

"You just got hit by a daewoo lanos muthaf*cka". Pineapple express. "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" talladega night

gothicus

Any quotes from Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Batman 1989 "im of a mime makes a moogie" :pac:

henryporter

Blues Brothers:

Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

The Big Lebowski:

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.


Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! fück me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest sh1t? What's this bullsh1t? I don't fückin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fücks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fücked you in the ass Saturday. I fück you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

petes

Supermarket Killer: Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
Marion Cobretti: Go ahead. I don't shop here.

You have to love 80's action movies.

Gunsfortoys

"Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits."

"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women."

"**** Jasper Gomez and **** the ****ing Diaz brothers, **** em all! I bury those cockroaches!"

Tony Montana (al pacino), Scarface.

Smeggy

Lloyd from Dumb & Dumber


-Husband? Wait a minute... what was all that 'one in a million' talk?

-Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy...

-We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

stevveyg

Death Wish 2

Paul Kersey: Do you believe in Jesus?
Stomper: Yes I do.
Paul Kersey: Well, you're gonna meet him.

jackiebaron

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" (Italian Job)


Fenster: "They, they treat me like a criminal in there".

Haughney: "Fenster, you ARE a criminal!"

Fenster (all hurt): "Now why you gotta do dat? Tryin' to make a point!"

(Usual Suspects )