Favourite Movie Quotes

Krusader · 07-01-2011 02:18PM #1

A thread so you can share those movie lines that you love so much
Here's some of mine

"I'm looking for Ray Finkle...*cocked shotgun*...
And a clean pair of shorts"
Ace Ventura

"I'm looking for Josey Wales."
"I'm Josey Wales."
"You're wanted, Wales"
"Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?"
"A man's got to do something for a living these days."
"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."
The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Look at me jerking off in the shower.This will be the high point of my day.
It's all downhill from here"
American beauty

thetonynator · 07-01-2011 02:20PM

Anchorman - ''I ate a big red candle''.

:pac:

Cookie_Monster · 07-01-2011 02:20PM

"Surprise cockbags"

yeppydeppy · 07-01-2011 02:21PM

I couldn't be bothered to type it all out but all of The Life Of Brian!

yeppydeppy · 07-01-2011 02:21PM

I couldn't be bothered to type it all out but all of Withnail & I

orourkeda · 07-01-2011 02:22PM

" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh"

simultaneous squirt - redtube

aDeener · 07-01-2011 02:23PM

Hooha!

Redlion · 07-01-2011 02:23PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4aOTSUY5do

wijam · 07-01-2011 02:23PM

Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey?
Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.
The Quiet Man

Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Jaws

Greyfox · 07-01-2011 02:25PM

I'll be back

Toyota_Avensis · 07-01-2011 02:26PM

''Seth, you scratch our back, we'll scratch yours..''
''Well Jules, the funny thing about my back, is that its located on my cock.'' - Superbad

That_Guy · 07-01-2011 02:26PM

Randal Graves: Embolism in a pool.
Dante Hicks: What an embarrassing way to die.
Randal Graves: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante Hicks: How did he die?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck.
Dante Hicks: That's embarrassing?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick!

Clerks.

sbsquarepants · 07-01-2011 02:27PM

Only ones i can think of at the moment.

Receptionist: Tell me Mr Udall, how do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, then remove all reason and accountability.

Melvin: Caroll the waitress, meet Simon the fag!

Jack Nicholson -As good as it gets. Great Film!

yeppydeppy · 07-01-2011 02:27PM

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine - Rick - Casablanca.

RichieC · 07-01-2011 02:28PM

"lob it up the back there, Boss"

Brokeback mountain

yeppydeppy · 07-01-2011 02:28PM

Are you talkin' to me? I don't see nobody else here?

That_Guy · 07-01-2011 02:29PM

"Fcuk you and your gun you prick" - Fatal Deviation.

THE greatest ever film is available on YouTube featuring such memorable characters as Mikey Graham.

godscop · 07-01-2011 02:30PM

Here's Johnny..........

yeppydeppy · 07-01-2011 02:31PM

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room.

(and from the same movie....)

We've gotta protect our precious bodily fluids.

(I could be here all day)

Redlion · 07-01-2011 02:32PM

yeppydeppy wrote: »

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room.

(and from the same movie....)

We've gotta protect our precious bodily fluids.

(I could be here all day)

Dr. Strangelove is such an amazing film. It struck me how advanced it was for it's time as well.

toe_knee · 07-01-2011 02:34PM

Old School:

Frank the Tank: No it’s cool man, bring your green hat! We’re going streaking!

Frank the Tank: In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph “Blue” Polaski.

Zoolander:
Zoolander: I’m pretty sure there’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.

Pawpad666 · 07-01-2011 02:34PM

Look. The bloke's been me best mate since 1975. We've had our fallouts from time to time, it's no big deal. Y'know, it's like... if ya mum stabs ya, whaddya do? Y-ya don't get upset. Ya don't get angry, ya go, "****, mum's stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital.". Chopper

petes · 07-01-2011 02:36PM

Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
[takes coffee]
Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down?
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

There are endless quotes from Airplane!!

beefjerky · 07-01-2011 02:37PM

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges - Airplane

gimli2112 · 07-01-2011 02:39PM

"I haven't cried like this since Titanic"

Woody Harrelson - Zombieland

bullpost · 07-01-2011 02:40PM

Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
I would have met you off the train.
- I didn't come on the ****ing train.
- Off the bus then.
- I didn't come on the bus either.
- So how did you get here then?

Well, basically, there was this little dot,
right, and the dot went bang...
and the bang expanded...
energy formed into matter.
Matter cooled, matter lived,
the amoeba to fish, the fish to fowl...
the fowl to froggy, the froggy to mammal,
the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man.
Amo, amas, amat. Quid pro quo.
Memento mori. Ad infinitum.
Sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese
and leave under the grill till doomsday.

fedor.2. · 07-01-2011 02:41PM

''You know you dont have to act with me, Steve. You dont have to say anything, and you dont have to do anything. not a thing. oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, dont you, Steve? You just put your lips together - and blow

Duggy747 · 07-01-2011 02:49PM

Man With No Name wrote:

"You see, my friend, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns........and those who dig...............you dig!"

Not a movie but still one of my favourite quotes:

Police Squad wrote:

"Who are you and how did you get in here!?!"

"I'm a locksmith..............aaaannnd I'm a locksmith."

petes · 07-01-2011 02:49PM

"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."

Mallrats.

LittleGarry · 07-01-2011 02:50PM

Yippie-Ki-Yay MotherFcuker!

thetonynator · 07-01-2011 02:50PM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Only ones i can think of at the moment.

Receptionist: Tell me Mr Udall, how do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, then remove all reason and accountability.

Melvin: Caroll the waitress, meet Simon the fag!

Jack Nicholson -As good as it gets. Great Film!

Brilliant film, watched it all again last week. :P

Another quote:

How old are you mclovin?

Old enough.

Old enough for what?

Old enough to party. . .

:P

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