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Favourite Movie Quotes

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Mr: Garrison: I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    See No Evil Hear No Evil (Scene Set Up : Gene Wilder (Dave) is deaf and his accomplis Richard Prior (Wally) is Blind and both have just been arrested for suspected murder)

    Capt. Braddock: Okay no more bull****
    Capt. Braddock: [to Dave, talking fast] was there or wasn't there a woman?
    Dave: Are you serious?
    Capt. Braddock: Yes I'm goddamn serious.
    Dave: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?
    Capt. Braddock: What the hell is he taking about?
    Wally: He reads lips. You're talking too fast.
    Capt. Braddock: [to Dave, talking slowly] Was there... a wom-an... pres-ent?
    Capt. Braddock: [to Capt. Braddock, talking slowly] Yes. There was... a wom-an... pres-ent.
    Capt. Braddock: Why is he talking like that?
    Wally: [to Capt. Braddock, talking slowly] Because he's deaf... not stup-id.

    I could go on and on......but I won't :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    "And that was that. One week later i was laid up in her office with a broken back"
    "How'd that happen?"
    "A friend, baseball bat"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    "Be right back" - The Terminator


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭Boskowski


    I love the smell of napalm in the morning.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,217 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    Al Pacino's "inches" speech in Any Given Sunday.



    In you haven't seen the film the rest of it is fairly cr*p by the way.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    From El Dorado...

    Cole: Did you get him?
    Mississippi: Who?
    Cole: The fella that ran outta the church!
    Mississippi: Well, yes and no.
    Cole: Yes and no? Did you or didn't you?
    Mississippi: I hit the sign, and the sign hit him.
    Cole: Well, that's great.
    Mississippi: He was limping when he left!
    Cole: He was limping when he got here!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    Spunge wrote: »
    "Be right back" - The Terminator

    "Hasta la vista, Infant" - The Terminator :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭Subtle Troll


    "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one you're gonna get" - forest gump

    "Back to the choppa!" - comando

    "Why are you so serious?" - batman


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭spudd


    you're an inanimate ****in' object


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "Cleaning woman... Cleaning woman!!!"

    Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Nemanja91


    "You just got hit by a daewoo lanos muthaf*cka". Pineapple express. "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" talladega night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭gothicus


    Any quotes from Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Batman 1989 "im of a mime makes a moogie" :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,089 ✭✭✭henryporter


    Blues Brothers:

    Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
    Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

    The Big Lebowski:

    Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
    The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.


    Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! fück me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

    Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest sh1t? What's this bullsh1t? I don't fückin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fücks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fücked you in the ass Saturday. I fück you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Supermarket Killer: Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
    Marion Cobretti: Go ahead. I don't shop here.

    You have to love 80's action movies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    "Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits."

    "First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women."

    "**** Jasper Gomez and **** the ****ing Diaz brothers, **** em all! I bury those cockroaches!"

    Tony Montana (al pacino), Scarface.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭Smeggy


    Lloyd from Dumb & Dumber


    -Husband? Wait a minute... what was all that 'one in a million' talk?

    -Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy...

    -We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭stevveyg


    Death Wish 2

    Paul Kersey
    : Do you believe in Jesus?
    Stomper: Yes I do.
    Paul Kersey: Well, you're gonna meet him.
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" (Italian Job)


    Fenster: "They, they treat me like a criminal in there".

    Haughney: "Fenster, you ARE a criminal!"

    Fenster (all hurt): "Now why you gotta do dat? Tryin' to make a point!"

    (Usual Suspects :D)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    "Peek-a-boo, you ****s, you".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    "you either smoke, or you get smoked, and you got smoked"
    "hell, you can put a cat in the oven, but that dont make it a biscuit"

    Can anyone name what film these two quotes are from ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    "I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bull****! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. "
    - Johnny (The Room)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    "Bitches.........leave!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭D.Q


    Captain J.T. Spaulding: [to Sheriff Wydell] If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make you my bitch!

    Captain J.T. Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?
    Jamie: [shakes his head, crying] No...
    Captain J.T. Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we ****in' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole ****ing family.

    The devil's rejects.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant.

    There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning.

    And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
    When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky. It was too savage. Too aggressive.
    We can't stop here....this is bat country.

    - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Taggart: I got it! I got it!
    Hedley Lamarr: You do?
    Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
    Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
    Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
    Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
    Taggart: Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
    Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    The great John Wayne in True Grit!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Flimbos


    Goodfellas.
    "Go home and get your f****** shinebox!"
    "Let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****** amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"


    Glengarry Glen Ross.
    "We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."


    As Good As It Gets.
    "You're a disgrace to depression."
    "Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."


    High Fidelity.
    "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shít for brains."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 710 ✭✭✭Timothy Bryce


    I want a blonde who does couples, couples.


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