Eating while having a Dump

Hootanany

whats everbodys stance on this ? im more of a newspaper man or a good book, but know a fair few people who dont think twice about taking a baguette or a slice of toast with them when off to drop a log.

KeithM89_old

Ehh no thats horrible. The closest thing id do is eat chewing gum while pissing...

Princess Peach

I only use the toilet to vom in after reading things like this!!!

landsleaving

Considering smell plays a large part in taste, I'd prefer to not even think about food in that situation.

Also, magazine? Always confuses me why people bring reading material with them, it's a quick job, what are you doing in there?

whatsamsn

That is sick.

wyndham

What about mug of tea or coffee? Coffee and a smoke and the newspaper.

NSNO

Don't eat where you shít.

TheIrishGrover

landsleaving wrote: »

Considering smell plays a large part in taste, I'd prefer to not even think about food in that situation.

Also, magazine? Always confuses me why people bring reading material with them, it's a quick job, what are you doing in there?

Not if ya do it right

Does eating while ****ting not defeat the whole point?

xzanti

Eeeewwwww

pikachucheeks

Only one man will have the neck to answer this in a truthful and simultaneously vile manner :pac:

wyndham

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Only one man will have the neck to answer this in a truthful and simultaneously vile manner :pac:

Are you speaking of Mr F.?

jack presley

KeithM89 wrote: »

Ehh no thats horrible. The closest thing id do is eat chewing gum while pissing...

and the chewing gum is spat into the urinal I hope?

KeithM89_old

jack presley wrote: »

and the chewing gum is spat into the urinal I hope?

Ehhh.... yeah, sure...:)

Sephiroth_dude

Give me a news paper and im good to go.

steph1

Deleted User wrote: »

Does eating while ****ting not defeat the whole point?

In one end and out the other :D

u140acro3xs7dm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLYNN0cFtOM

While we're on the subject of dumps, I really want to try out the AC Slater sometime.

sh1tstirrer

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Give me a news paper and im good to go.

You shouldn't read the newspaper while sh1ting it is bad for your health as in prolonging your dumping time

strokemyclover

Particles flying around from gases released in the process.....Flying around, landing on your roll or sandwich!

So, you're asking if I would like to eat my own excrement while excreting? The answer is No, thanks! I think we're pretty close to fetish country here....two girls, one baguette-kinda thing! :eek:

Karl Hungus

Eating? Blumpkins are where it's at.

strokemyclover

strokemyclover wrote: »

Particles flying around from gases released in the process.....Flying around, landing on your roll or sandwich!

So, you're asking if I would like to eat my own excrement while excreting? The answer is No, thanks! I think we're pretty close to fetish country here....two girls, one baguette-kinda thing! :eek:

So rather in one end, out the other it's in one end, out the other and in the first again.

irelandspurs

I have the laptop with me while dropping the kids off at the pool.

irelandspurs

irelandspurs wrote: »

I have the laptop with me while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Laptop/iPhone + WiFi = Facebook Status Updates on the loo.

Fukuyama

No less than a week ago I ate an entire 16 inch pizza while on the john

Also, I squat and surf a lot. Nothing like posting on boards while pinching one off!

*reaches for loo roll* :P

Fukuyama

Deleted User wrote: »

While we're on the subject of dumps, I really want to try out the AC Slater sometime.

It's EPIC!!;)

uncle-mofo

strokemyclover wrote: »

Particles flying around from gases released in the process.....Flying around, landing on your roll or sandwich!

So, you're asking if I would like to eat my own excrement while excreting? The answer is No, thanks! I think we're pretty close to fetish country here....two girls, one baguette-kinda thing! :eek:

If someone farted at the dinner table would you throw your meal away?

admiralofthefleet

landsleaving wrote: »

Considering smell plays a large part in taste, I'd prefer to not even think about food in that situation.

Also, magazine? Always confuses me why people bring reading material with them, it's a quick job, what are you doing in there?

having an economy dump (a shit and a ****)

mfceiling

I'll wait until we get the definitive answer from the flutt and then i can form a realistic and proper idea of whether this practice is wrong or right

sollar

When you smell s**t what do you think that is?

Its tiny airborne particles from your dung making contact with the olfactory cells in your nostrils. Why would you want that landing on your baguette and eat it?

kilburn

oh my god that is just sick, reading the paper ok but why would you even want to eat when dropping one off as you so eloquently put it.

chin_grin

Food shouldn't enter the bathroom unless it's for erotic purposes.

............................................What?

iPlop

Eating a baguette while dropping a baguette?

No Thanks!

dubtom

I wouldn't eat while I'm dumping,but the occasional cup of coffee and a good book is a nice way to spend an hour or so. I've had phone conversations in there too,although the last time I was sussed because my mate could hear an echo.:D

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I think it's beautifull, it's like the circle of life

W.Shakes-Beer

Emmeline Mushy Lacrosse wrote: »

I think it's beautifull, it's like the circle of life

more like the circle of shíte.

chin_grin

Emmeline Mushy Lacrosse wrote: »

I think it's beautifull, it's like the circle of life

Next time you bring food to the jacks I want you to eat in slow motion while you think about Morgan Freeman narrating your............business.

EDIT: David Attenborough would also suffice.

Bubs99

That is disgusting...eating while having a number 2 and I also dont understand how people can read while on the toilet, like what was said before, it should be only a few minutes unless you're constipated each time...!!!

Plus...that is also true about the particles in the air after having a number two or releasing gas (urine also splashes very high if lid is not down before flush).

That is why I am seriously strict about putting down the lid before flushes.
Just imagine, everyones urine etc on your toothbrush or towels that you wipe your hands and face in! disgusting!

That is also why I find it very rude and disgusting when people release loud farts and act all proud like they broke a world record!!!

chin_grin

Bubs99 wrote: »

That is disgusting...eating while having a number 2 and I also dont understand how people can read while on the toilet, like what was said before, it should be only a few minutes unless you're constipated each time...!!!

Plus...that is also true about the particles in the air after having a number two or releasing gas (urine also splashes very high if lid is not down before flush).

That is why I am seriously strict about putting down the lid before flushes.
Just imagine, everyones urine etc on your toothbrush or towels that you wipe your hands and face in! disgusting!

That is also why I find it very rude and disgusting when people release loud farts and act all proud like they broke a world record!!!

I'm not thinking about the particles. I put the seat down when flushing to stop any splashback on the back of me legs while I courtesy flush what looks like melted chocolate over marshmallows down the u-bend.

Also you HAVE to read. It takes your mind off the retard-baby face you make while timing your contractions to a T for minimum effort.

Son Of A Vidic

Some call it multitasking, I simply call it disgusting.

BengaLover

That has to be a man who posted that comment.
Its only men that take ages doing a number 2!
Us 'laydees' get the whole thing done and dusted in under a minute or so..:D

LD

That's rank.

But, on a related note, having a smoke while taking a dump is really satisfying.

adamski8

Something fishy in the computing jacks:
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056115380

sollar

dubtom wrote: »

I wouldn't eat while I'm dumping,but the occasional cup of coffee and a good book is a nice way to spend an hour or so. I've had phone conversations in there too,although the last time I was sussed because my mate could hear an echo.:D

Good way to get piles too

sollar

Bubs99 wrote: »

That is why I am seriously strict about putting down the lid before flushes.
Just imagine, everyones urine etc on your toothbrush or towels that you wipe your hands and face in! disgusting!

I have one of them toothbrushes with a cap for that very reason

dubtom

sollar wrote: »

Good way to get piles too

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Been there,done that.

ollaetta

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Eating? Blumpkins are where it's at.

Go the whole hog, a sambo and a blumpkin.

Coriolanus

Why would reading or spending a long time reading give you piles?

starbelgrade

A cup of coffee & a fag, yes.

Food? No.

Gummy Panda

Two years ago in Limerick, I went into burger king late at night. I was dying for a piss and the toilets were being cleaned/closed so I tried to use the seperate disabled. When i opened the door, I was greeted with some skanger girl eating a chicken royale while on toilet. I assume she took a dump as she was in there for awhile.

sandmanporto

I just read or talk to myself haha.. eating is something i couldnt do!