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Eating while having a Dump

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  • #32
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Food shouldn't enter the bathroom unless it's for erotic purposes.

    ............................................What?


  • #33
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Eating a baguette while dropping a baguette?

    No Thanks!


  • #34
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    I wouldn't eat while I'm dumping,but the occasional cup of coffee and a good book is a nice way to spend an hour or so. I've had phone conversations in there too,although the last time I was sussed because my mate could hear an echo.:D


  • #35
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    I think it's beautifull, it's like the circle of life


  • #36
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Emmeline Mushy Lacrosse wrote: »
    I think it's beautifull, it's like the circle of life

    more like the circle of shíte.


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  • #37
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Emmeline Mushy Lacrosse wrote: »
    I think it's beautifull, it's like the circle of life

    Next time you bring food to the jacks I want you to eat in slow motion while you think about Morgan Freeman narrating your............business.

    EDIT: David Attenborough would also suffice.


  • #38
    Bubs99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭Bubs99


    That is disgusting...eating while having a number 2 and I also dont understand how people can read while on the toilet, like what was said before, it should be only a few minutes unless you're constipated each time...!!!

    Plus...that is also true about the particles in the air after having a number two or releasing gas (urine also splashes very high if lid is not down before flush).

    That is why I am seriously strict about putting down the lid before flushes.
    Just imagine, everyones urine etc on your toothbrush or towels that you wipe your hands and face in! disgusting!

    That is also why I find it very rude and disgusting when people release loud farts and act all proud like they broke a world record!!!


  • #39
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Bubs99 wrote: »
    That is disgusting...eating while having a number 2 and I also dont understand how people can read while on the toilet, like what was said before, it should be only a few minutes unless you're constipated each time...!!!

    Plus...that is also true about the particles in the air after having a number two or releasing gas (urine also splashes very high if lid is not down before flush).

    That is why I am seriously strict about putting down the lid before flushes.
    Just imagine, everyones urine etc on your toothbrush or towels that you wipe your hands and face in! disgusting!

    That is also why I find it very rude and disgusting when people release loud farts and act all proud like they broke a world record!!!

    I'm not thinking about the particles. I put the seat down when flushing to stop any splashback on the back of me legs while I courtesy flush what looks like melted chocolate over marshmallows down the u-bend.

    Also you HAVE to read. It takes your mind off the retard-baby face you make while timing your contractions to a T for minimum effort.


  • #40
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Some call it multitasking, I simply call it disgusting.


  • #41
    BengaLover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭BengaLover


    That has to be a man who posted that comment.
    Its only men that take ages doing a number 2!
    Us 'laydees' get the whole thing done and dusted in under a minute or so..:D


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  • #42
    LD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭LD


    That's rank.

    But, on a related note, having a smoke while taking a dump is really satisfying.


  • #43
    adamski8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,503 ✭✭✭adamski8


    Something fishy in the computing jacks:
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056115380


  • #44
    sollar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭sollar


    dubtom wrote: »
    I wouldn't eat while I'm dumping,but the occasional cup of coffee and a good book is a nice way to spend an hour or so. I've had phone conversations in there too,although the last time I was sussed because my mate could hear an echo.:D

    Good way to get piles too


  • #45
    sollar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭sollar


    Bubs99 wrote: »
    That is why I am seriously strict about putting down the lid before flushes.
    Just imagine, everyones urine etc on your toothbrush or towels that you wipe your hands and face in! disgusting!

    I have one of them toothbrushes with a cap for that very reason


  • #46
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    sollar wrote: »
    Good way to get piles too
    \
    Been there,done that.


  • #47
    ollaetta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,470 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Eating? Blumpkins are where it's at.

    Go the whole hog, a sambo and a blumpkin. :D


  • #48
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Why would reading or spending a long time reading give you piles?


  • #49
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    A cup of coffee & a fag, yes.

    Food? No.


  • #50
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Two years ago in Limerick, I went into burger king late at night. I was dying for a piss and the toilets were being cleaned/closed so I tried to use the seperate disabled. When i opened the door, I was greeted with some skanger girl eating a chicken royale while on toilet. I assume she took a dump as she was in there for awhile.


  • #51
    sandmanporto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭sandmanporto


    I just read or talk to myself haha.. eating is something i couldnt do!


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  • #52
    sollar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭sollar


    Nevore wrote: »
    Why would reading or spending a long time reading give you piles?

    Sitting on the toilet for a long time puts alot of pressure on your stool dispenser and can lead to piles.


  • #53
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    I once got head whilst taking a Pooh.


  • #54
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    johnn wrote: »
    I once got head whilst taking a Pooh.

    Oral sex whilst winning a game at Funderland?

    Epic.


  • #55
    Gary4279
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 419 ✭✭Gary4279


    I once ate a tracker bar while curling one out...ran straight through me so it did.


  • #56
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Hootanany wrote: »
    whats everbodys stance on this ? im more of a newspaper man or a good book, but know a fair few people who dont think twice about taking a baguette or a slice of toast with them when off to drop a log.

    Usually sitting on a toilet pot


  • #57
    greener greene
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭greener greene


    I've been told that drinking while doing a wee feels mad. I never remember to try it though :rolleyes:


  • #58
    alandublin15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 169 ✭✭alandublin15


    right seriously no, no you dont eat and dump at the same time. that ...sht... is for people using soft plastic toilets in monitored padded cells. same goes for the guy who said he had a shank (or economy dump as he called it) - throw your leftovers through your bars at agent starling did you? - and as for the simultaneous head and dump guy.....thats just fking rancid. i want to tell that girl exactly what i think of her, so eh please pass on her number.


    btw - did you know there are toilet themed restaurants in japan. serve dump shaped food while you sit on a toilet. well it is japan - so what to expect. pics on google.

    http://www.google.ie/images?um=1&hl=en&rlz=1R2ADFA_enIE376&biw=1259&bih=628&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=toilet+restaurant+japan&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=


    chair sniffing, foot spunking, toilet obsessing weirdo poo freaks.


  • #59
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    If I'm not eating I'm shanking


  • #60
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    wyndham wrote: »
    What about mug of tea or coffee? Coffee and a smoke and the newspaper.

    Newspaper or magazine, yes, but tea and coffee :eek::eek:


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  • #61
    MrHankey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭MrHankey


    If you are in a hurry in the morning trying to get everything ready for the day ahead before running for the bus then yes, it is ok the eat breakfast on the toilet.

    And remember boys and girls that Mr. Hankey, he comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet.

    Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo
    Small and Brown, he comes from you
    Sit on the toilet, here he comes
    Squeeze him tween your festive buns!
    A present from down below
    Speading joy with a 'howdy ho'!
    He's seen the love inside of you
    Cos he's a piece of poo!

    Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
    He can be brown, or greenish-brown
    But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve
    He might come to your town..
    Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
    He loves me, I love you
    Therefore vicariously, he loves you
    'I can make a Mr Hankey too'!


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