Eating while having a Dump

Hootanany · 18-12-2010 02:31PM #1

whats everbodys stance on this ? im more of a newspaper man or a good book, but know a fair few people who dont think twice about taking a baguette or a slice of toast with them when off to drop a log.

KeithM89_old · 18-12-2010 02:32PM

Ehh no thats horrible. The closest thing id do is eat chewing gum while pissing...

Princess Peach · 18-12-2010 02:34PM

I only use the toilet to vom in after reading things like this!!!

landsleaving · 18-12-2010 02:34PM

Considering smell plays a large part in taste, I'd prefer to not even think about food in that situation.

Also, magazine? Always confuses me why people bring reading material with them, it's a quick job, what are you doing in there?

whatsamsn · 18-12-2010 02:36PM

That is sick.

wyndham · 18-12-2010 02:37PM

What about mug of tea or coffee? Coffee and a smoke and the newspaper.

NSNO · 18-12-2010 02:37PM

Don't eat where you shít.

TheIrishGrover · 18-12-2010 02:38PM

landsleaving wrote: »

Considering smell plays a large part in taste, I'd prefer to not even think about food in that situation.

Also, magazine? Always confuses me why people bring reading material with them, it's a quick job, what are you doing in there?

Not if ya do it right

18-12-2010 02:38PM

Does eating while ****ting not defeat the whole point?

xzanti · 18-12-2010 02:39PM

Eeeewwwww

pikachucheeks · 18-12-2010 02:42PM

Only one man will have the neck to answer this in a truthful and simultaneously vile manner :pac:

wyndham · 18-12-2010 02:44PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Only one man will have the neck to answer this in a truthful and simultaneously vile manner :pac:

Are you speaking of Mr F.?

jack presley · 18-12-2010 02:46PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Ehh no thats horrible. The closest thing id do is eat chewing gum while pissing...

and the chewing gum is spat into the urinal I hope?

KeithM89_old · 18-12-2010 02:47PM

jack presley wrote: »

and the chewing gum is spat into the urinal I hope?

Ehhh.... yeah, sure...:)

Sephiroth_dude · 18-12-2010 02:49PM

Give me a news paper and im good to go.

steph1 · 18-12-2010 02:50PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Does eating while ****ting not defeat the whole point?

In one end and out the other

:D

u140acro3xs7dm · 18-12-2010 02:51PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLYNN0cFtOM

18-12-2010 02:55PM

While we're on the subject of dumps, I really want to try out the AC Slater sometime.

sh1tstirrer · 18-12-2010 02:55PM

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Give me a news paper and im good to go.

You shouldn't read the newspaper while sh1ting it is bad for your health as in prolonging your dumping time

strokemyclover · 18-12-2010 02:59PM

Particles flying around from gases released in the process.....Flying around, landing on your roll or sandwich!

So, you're asking if I would like to eat my own excrement while excreting? The answer is No, thanks! I think we're pretty close to fetish country here....two girls, one baguette-kinda thing! :eek:

Karl Hungus · 18-12-2010 03:00PM

Eating? Blumpkins are where it's at.

18-12-2010 03:01PM

strokemyclover wrote: »

Particles flying around from gases released in the process.....Flying around, landing on your roll or sandwich!

So, you're asking if I would like to eat my own excrement while excreting? The answer is No, thanks! I think we're pretty close to fetish country here....two girls, one baguette-kinda thing! :eek:

So rather in one end, out the other it's in one end, out the other and in the first again.

irelandspurs · 18-12-2010 03:09PM

I have the laptop with me while dropping the kids off at the pool.

18-12-2010 03:11PM

irelandspurs wrote: »

I have the laptop with me while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Laptop/iPhone + WiFi = Facebook Status Updates on the loo.

Fukuyama · 18-12-2010 03:13PM

No less than a week ago I ate an entire 16 inch pizza while on the john

Also, I squat and surf a lot. Nothing like posting on boards while pinching one off!

*reaches for loo roll* :P

Fukuyama · 18-12-2010 03:15PM

Deleted User wrote: »

While we're on the subject of dumps, I really want to try out the AC Slater sometime.

It's EPIC!!;)

uncle-mofo · 18-12-2010 03:15PM

strokemyclover wrote: »

Particles flying around from gases released in the process.....Flying around, landing on your roll or sandwich!

So, you're asking if I would like to eat my own excrement while excreting? The answer is No, thanks! I think we're pretty close to fetish country here....two girls, one baguette-kinda thing! :eek:

If someone farted at the dinner table would you throw your meal away?

admiralofthefleet · 18-12-2010 03:15PM

landsleaving wrote: »

Considering smell plays a large part in taste, I'd prefer to not even think about food in that situation.

Also, magazine? Always confuses me why people bring reading material with them, it's a quick job, what are you doing in there?

having an economy dump (a shit and a ****)

mfceiling · 18-12-2010 04:02PM

I'll wait until we get the definitive answer from the flutt and then i can form a realistic and proper idea of whether this practice is wrong or right

sollar · 18-12-2010 04:05PM

When you smell s**t what do you think that is?

Its tiny airborne particles from your dung making contact with the olfactory cells in your nostrils. Why would you want that landing on your baguette and eat it?

kilburn · 18-12-2010 04:08PM

oh my god that is just sick, reading the paper ok but why would you even want to eat when dropping one off as you so eloquently put it.

Eating while having a Dump

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