If you had an invisibility cloak, what would you do?

**Timbuk2**

Get on the bus without paying?
Stalk girls?
Throw 'sourceless' snowballs at people you hate?
Take hugely momentous running cannonballs into the side of Mary Harney, leaving her baffled as to why she keeps falling over?

What would you do?

KeithM89_old

Id do a magic show with a partner and make millions...
Or just fap in the most inappropriate places..

Star Bingo

i'd get rid of the glass chairs n stop drilling holes in ladies cubicles n filming em

Cavehill Red

Rob bankers.

CorkMan

Knock off Brian Cowens pint of Guiness.....and his breakfast.

davyjose

Use it occasionally to be invisible.

rockmongrel

Are you kidding? Every guy would use it as an opportunity to be a pervert. It's not even a question and we all know it.

**Timbuk2**

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

Get on the bus without paying?
Stalk girls?
Throw 'sourceless' snowballs at people you hate?
Take hugely momentous running cannonballs into the side of Mary Harney, leaving her baffled as to why she keeps falling over?

What would you do?

kinda sad that was your first thought, where's the pervin?

starbelgrade

I already have one.

It's not all it's made up to be.

People see right through you.

joe stodge

suprise sex all round!!!!

Birdnuts

rockmongrel wrote: »

Are you kidding? Every guy would use it as an opportunity to be a pervert. It's not even a question and we all know it.

Very true - and after I've had my fun I'd rid the world of the vermin among the human race

charlemont

Deleted User wrote: »

kinda sad that was your first thought, where's the pervin?

yes but his last thought is awesome...

javaboy

Follow some random person around for a week and narrate their life.

admiralofthefleet

i would go onto the fair city set and touch up that neasa tart

joe stodge

go to the zoo poo in my hand and throw it at people passing the chimp enclosure.

The Floyd p

Ride Cheryl Cole.

Princess Peach

I would just go around pinching bums and making ghost noises.

Test if it's invisible by deflecting the light or is it some other method.

CorkMan

The Floyd p wrote: »

Ride Cheryl Cole.

with a stipulation before handing over the cloak that you'd have to upload the video to youtube.

javaboy

CorkMan wrote: »

Knock off Brian Cowens pint of Guiness.....and his breakfast.

Same thing.

Joey the lips

Punch michael o leary in the jaw every time he opens his mouth

maybe hump a couple of his eastern european hostesses......

CrazyRabbit

Assassinate every politician.

Biggins

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Assassinate every politician.

You took some of the words out of my mouth.
Well at least one side of the Dail and and three Independents!

sean corcoran

follow emma watson around and every time she does something good say 10 points to griffindor

lol :pac:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/blueywolf/seeanymore.jpg

Ghandee

The Floyd p wrote: »

Ride Cheryl Cole.

+1

Plus yo're ma !

Ftw

richymcdermott

have every person believe they heard god voice :P

gobythewall

Be successfully ignored.

**Timbuk2**

I thought of a few more!

Run zig-zaggedly in the snow so people get confused and scared by the disembodied footprints.

Stand behind people at ATMs and bellow out their PIN.

Stand on the footpath, stick my arm out and clothesline upcoming cyclists :P

Remain invisible but insist on using the self-checkout in Tesco, just to see the shock on people's faces. (Obviously not paying, I'm invisible!).

Grab onto a dog while it's being walked by the owner, and watch the owner try to tug it along, thinking it has just stubbornly stopped.

adam500

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahah

CorkMan

A detailed list:

1)Stay in city hall after dark then walk around the place. The sensor alarms will go off but security won't have a clue.

2)Unbutton Biffos belt while he is making a speech

3)Drink loads of alcohol and go for a good long slash.

4)Push old women in front of cars.

5)Kick walking sticks away from old women.

javaboy

Force down the sale price of disused amusement arcades and theme parks.

Sheeps

rob a bank while jerking off to pictures of naked ladies i took on my phone earlier that day

Yer 1

KeithM89 wrote: »

Id do a magic show with a partner and make millions...
Or just fap in the most inappropriate places..

What is this fapping a keep seeing everywer???

KeithM89_old

Yer 1 wrote: »

What is this fapping I keep seeing everywhere???

Youll learn one day...;)

Yer 1

KeithM89 wrote: »

Youll learn one day...;)

Ah man, i actually need to know now... I feel like im 8 again when nobody would tell me what a bj was! I just want you to know your bringing back painful childhood memories...

KeithM89_old

Yer 1 wrote: »

Ah man, i actually need to know now... I feel like im 8 again when nobody would tell me what a bj was! I just want you to know your bringing back painful childhood memories...

Heres your answer. Dont go blind now!

Yer 1

KeithM89 wrote: »

Heres your answer. Dont go blind now!

lol if id any sense sure i wuda checked there meself! ha ha
cheers dude, i can sleep easy now (no smart comments bout fapping please)

Son Of A Vidic

rockmongrel wrote: »

Are you kidding? Every guy would use it as an opportunity to be a pervert. It's not even a question and we all know it.

To be you say? There's no to be-ing about it, we are!

fergiesfolly

Break into Frankie Boyles house and punch him really hard in the head. Wait for him to wake up, panic, calm down and settle back down to sleep. And then I'd do it all over again. Could probably keep that up for a couple of weeks before I got bored. You might need to read the other thread about him tonight to understand why the ill will.

The Shtig

Throw it over a fire and see what the out come would be.

Colilfc

Drive a car, just to see the look on people's faces!

luketitz

I'd invest in an invisibility hat, mask, gloves and boots.

orourkeda

Get sucked off by an alsatian

kjl

Aren't we all forgetting that we would still need a device to see through the invisible cloak

Capt'n Midnight

probably loose it when I took it off

t0mm13b

I see invisible pixels...

OutlawPete

Loads of things.

DonJose

They rent out invisibility cloaks in Brussels. I rented one out for the day, went to the EU building and waited for Gordon Brown to finish talking to BIFFO, then went up and tapped BIFFO on the shoulder, when he turned around I tapped him on the other shoulder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhYb6ZM-vds

Davidius

Playing Team Fortress 2 has taught me about the uselessness of invisibility cloaks. For one you are still susceptible to seemingly random sprays of fire or bullets. Also standing out of the way of people and observing doesn't work because there will also be some bastard that will manage to bump into you. Often times they themselves are invisible.

CreepingDeath

I'd make a sound like that alien predator while shining laser pointers at nerds in internet cafes.