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If you had an invisibility cloak, what would you do?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Force down the sale price of disused amusement arcades and theme parks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    rob a bank while jerking off to pictures of naked ladies i took on my phone earlier that day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 Yer 1


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Id do a magic show with a partner and make millions...
    Or just fap in the most inappropriate places.. :)
    What is this fapping a keep seeing everywer???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Yer 1 wrote: »
    What is this fapping I keep seeing everywhere???

    Youll learn one day...;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 Yer 1


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Youll learn one day...;)
    Ah man, i actually need to know now... I feel like im 8 again when nobody would tell me what a bj was! I just want you to know your bringing back painful childhood memories... ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Yer 1 wrote: »
    Ah man, i actually need to know now... I feel like im 8 again when nobody would tell me what a bj was! I just want you to know your bringing back painful childhood memories... ;)

    Heres your answer. Dont go blind now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 Yer 1


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    lol if id any sense sure i wuda checked there meself! ha ha
    cheers dude, i can sleep easy now :D (no smart comments bout fapping please)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Are you kidding? Every guy would use it as an opportunity to be a pervert. It's not even a question and we all know it.

    To be you say? There's no to be-ing about it, we are!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    Break into Frankie Boyles house and punch him really hard in the head. Wait for him to wake up, panic, calm down and settle back down to sleep. And then I'd do it all over again. Could probably keep that up for a couple of weeks before I got bored. You might need to read the other thread about him tonight to understand why the ill will.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭The Shtig


    Throw it over a fire and see what the out come would be.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Colilfc


    Drive a car, just to see the look on people's faces!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 690 ✭✭✭luketitz


    I'd invest in an invisibility hat, mask, gloves and boots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Get sucked off by an alsatian


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl


    Aren't we all forgetting that we would still need a device to see through the invisible cloak


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    probably loose it when I took it off :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    I see invisible pixels... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Loads of things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    They rent out invisibility cloaks in Brussels. I rented one out for the day, went to the EU building and waited for Gordon Brown to finish talking to BIFFO, then went up and tapped BIFFO on the shoulder, when he turned around I tapped him on the other shoulder.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Playing Team Fortress 2 has taught me about the uselessness of invisibility cloaks. For one you are still susceptible to seemingly random sprays of fire or bullets. Also standing out of the way of people and observing doesn't work because there will also be some bastard that will manage to bump into you. Often times they themselves are invisible.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    I'd make a sound like that alien predator while shining laser pointers at nerds in internet cafes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭Rothmans


    kjl wrote: »
    Aren't we all forgetting that we would still need a device to see through the invisible cloak

    Well, if it is transparent from the outside, one would assume that it is the same from the inside.

    Also, I would repeatedly walk through metal detectors with a big chunk of metal just to baffle security guards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Invisibility Suit (well, more like a highly effective camouflage suit)

    Go to 3:25 for the interesting bit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    I would pretend that I'm a ghost and haunt a few people :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,102 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    wear it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    id take €10 from every til of every shop i walked past

    super minor losses for the shops involved, but id be accumulating wealth at a rate that nobody would actually stop to question as being out of the ordinary, for doing absolutely nothing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭dirtyghettokid


    id go to the airport and get on a plane and fly somewhere.......free flight yay


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Ride Cheryl Cole.

    Think the correct word is "rape". And you don't need an invisibility cloak to do it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    I'd confuse cloakroom attendants. What do you mean you lost it? :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Get sucked off by an alsatian

    Like Arsene Wenger?


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