If you had an invisibility cloak, what would you do?

**Timbuk2** · 10-12-2010 12:04AM #1

Get on the bus without paying?
Stalk girls?
Throw 'sourceless' snowballs at people you hate?
Take hugely momentous running cannonballs into the side of Mary Harney, leaving her baffled as to why she keeps falling over?

What would you do?

KeithM89_old · 10-12-2010 12:06AM

Id do a magic show with a partner and make millions...
Or just fap in the most inappropriate places..

Star Bingo · 10-12-2010 12:07AM

i'd get rid of the glass chairs n stop drilling holes in ladies cubicles n filming em

Cavehill Red · 10-12-2010 12:07AM

Rob bankers.

CorkMan · 10-12-2010 12:07AM

Knock off Brian Cowens pint of Guiness.....and his breakfast.

davyjose · 10-12-2010 12:08AM

Use it occasionally to be invisible.

rockmongrel · 10-12-2010 12:08AM

Are you kidding? Every guy would use it as an opportunity to be a pervert. It's not even a question and we all know it.

10-12-2010 12:09AM

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

Get on the bus without paying?
Stalk girls?
Throw 'sourceless' snowballs at people you hate?
Take hugely momentous running cannonballs into the side of Mary Harney, leaving her baffled as to why she keeps falling over?

What would you do?

kinda sad that was your first thought, where's the pervin?

starbelgrade · 10-12-2010 12:10AM

I already have one.

It's not all it's made up to be.

People see right through you.

joe stodge · 10-12-2010 12:11AM

suprise sex all round!!!!

Birdnuts · 10-12-2010 12:12AM

rockmongrel wrote: »

Are you kidding? Every guy would use it as an opportunity to be a pervert. It's not even a question and we all know it.

Very true - and after I've had my fun I'd rid the world of the vermin among the human race

charlemont · 10-12-2010 12:12AM

Deleted User wrote: »

kinda sad that was your first thought, where's the pervin?

yes but his last thought is awesome...

javaboy · 10-12-2010 12:14AM

Follow some random person around for a week and narrate their life.

admiralofthefleet · 10-12-2010 12:19AM

i would go onto the fair city set and touch up that neasa tart

joe stodge · 10-12-2010 12:20AM

go to the zoo poo in my hand and throw it at people passing the chimp enclosure.

The Floyd p · 10-12-2010 12:21AM

Ride Cheryl Cole.

Princess Peach · 10-12-2010 12:25AM

I would just go around pinching bums and making ghost noises.

10-12-2010 12:26AM

Test if it's invisible by deflecting the light or is it some other method.

CorkMan · 10-12-2010 12:27AM

The Floyd p wrote: »

Ride Cheryl Cole.

with a stipulation before handing over the cloak that you'd have to upload the video to youtube.

javaboy · 10-12-2010 12:27AM

CorkMan wrote: »

Knock off Brian Cowens pint of Guiness.....and his breakfast.

Same thing.

Joey the lips · 10-12-2010 12:28AM

Punch michael o leary in the jaw every time he opens his mouth

maybe hump a couple of his eastern european hostesses......

CrazyRabbit · 10-12-2010 12:28AM

Assassinate every politician.

Biggins · 10-12-2010 12:39AM

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Assassinate every politician.

You took some of the words out of my mouth.
Well at least one side of the Dail and and three Independents!

sean corcoran · 10-12-2010 12:49AM

follow emma watson around and every time she does something good say 10 points to griffindor

10-12-2010 12:57AM

lol :pac:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/blueywolf/seeanymore.jpg

Ghandee · 10-12-2010 01:34AM

The Floyd p wrote: »

Ride Cheryl Cole.

+1

Plus yo're ma !

Ftw

richymcdermott · 10-12-2010 01:37AM

have every person believe they heard god voice :P

gobythewall · 10-12-2010 01:41AM

Be successfully ignored.

**Timbuk2** · 10-12-2010 01:46AM

I thought of a few more!

Run zig-zaggedly in the snow so people get confused and scared by the disembodied footprints.

Stand behind people at ATMs and bellow out their PIN.

Stand on the footpath, stick my arm out and clothesline upcoming cyclists :P

Remain invisible but insist on using the self-checkout in Tesco, just to see the shock on people's faces. (Obviously not paying, I'm invisible!).

Grab onto a dog while it's being walked by the owner, and watch the owner try to tug it along, thinking it has just stubbornly stopped.

adam500 · 10-12-2010 01:47AM

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahah

CorkMan · 10-12-2010 01:54AM

A detailed list:

1)Stay in city hall after dark then walk around the place. The sensor alarms will go off but security won't have a clue.

2)Unbutton Biffos belt while he is making a speech

3)Drink loads of alcohol and go for a good long slash.

4)Push old women in front of cars.

5)Kick walking sticks away from old women.

If you had an invisibility cloak, what would you do?

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