Jizzler Awards 2010 - Nominations

Jonathan

Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - EuropeanSon

jumpguy

Pygmalion wrote: »

Last year Not Jumpguy beat Jumpguy by about 2147483647 votes.
So clearly the best thing to do is to try be incredibly different from jumpguy.

The vote was hailed by Iran as being fair and democratic.

suitcasepink

jumpguy wrote: »

The vote was hailed by Iran as being fair and democratic.

Russia tbh
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jumpguy

deise_girl wrote: »

Russia tbh
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Burma tbh.
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Pygmalion

jumpguy wrote: »

Burma tbh.
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Florida tbh.
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Grindylow

Pygmalion wrote: »

Florida tbh.
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Soccy tbh.

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Bobalicious93

I've been coerced into returning to put my nominations forward, since I haven't been posting here very much recently, apologies in advance if my nominations are biased towards the more established posters

Best Thread - Arrrggghhh - Had many vents of frustration in there..
Funniest poster - Oopsy - Let's be fair, some of the crap she comes out with is downright hilarious, whether it's intended that way or not
Best Taste in Music - Can I vote for myself? No? Fine, I'll go Oopsy again, since she listens to my recommendations
Best Mod - IO - No contest tbf
Best Beard - Soccy OBV
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Noel
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - IO again, for helping me with my Irish essays
Nerdiest Poster - errr....
Should be a couple - ummmm....
Best newcomer - uhhhhh....
Best playpen intro - QATAR?! SERIOUSLY?
Best younger poster -Let's go Deise again, poor kid..
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) - Seriousfizz O NANI AMA FICH DICH!
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – ummm....I'm gonna go with the soppy crowd pleasing option and say ALL OF YOU :')
Best Jumpguy: Midnight_EG clearly

So yeah, someone remind me when the ceremony's on and I'll come back to mock how poorly executed and inferior to last years it is.

QueenOfLeon

I'm running on a gazillion hours of study and have only half followed the other thread so I'll probably want different ones tomorrow. But anyway!

Edit: Ok I've totally abused the multiple nomination system :P

Host - deise


Best Thread - The Ninja Den/Pet Hates
Funniest poster - randylonghorn/Davidius/Ultimate Chin
Best Taste in Music - Monzo
Best Mod - Knifey
Best Beard - Jumpguy
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Konata (*shudders*) :P
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - almostnever
Nerdiest Poster - Davidius (I told you I'd take pity on you!)
Should be a couple - challengemaster and randylonghorn
Best newcomer - **Timbuk2**/DingosAteMyBaby
Best playpen intro - the one bythewoods wrote/the one Soccy wrote
Best younger poster - WE'RE ALL YOUNG!!! DISCRIMINATION!!! Soccy :P
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) - Kateos/Bobalicious' Mum/Challengemaster/Banjofella/Agnostic Mantis
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – pygmalion
Best Jumpguy - Me, naturally

Konata

Queenie

QueenOfLeon

Konata wrote: »

Queenie

Oh ho ho. Now I can do what you do to me....Konie! Or konehead. Har har :P

Namlub

ICU thanking every post pyggy, but you will never be best jumpguy </3

Pigwidgeon

Host - Deise


Best Thread - Yaaah
Funniest poster - Davidius
Best Taste in Music - Just for our shared love of Taylor Swift, I'm gonna say Noel
Best Mod - Knifey
Best Beard - Soccy
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with -
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Aoibheann
Nerdiest Poster - Davidius/Pygmalion
Should be a couple - Mavidius
Best newcomer - oopsy/timbuk2
Best playpen intro -
Best younger poster - I was young once.
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) - Arcade Panda
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – Insect Overlord

Arcade Panda

Host -


Best Thread - Soundtrack to Your Angst
Funniest poster - ?
Best Taste in Music - Monzo
Best Mod - Insect Overlord
Best Beard - Soccy
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - ?
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Almostnever and Aoibheann
Nerdiest Poster - Pygmallion
Should be a couple - ?
Best newcomer - Oopsy
Best playpen intro - bythewoods for phlegms
Best younger poster - soccy
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) kateos2, Oopsy
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – Insect Overlord

done and done!:)

QueenOfLeon

Arcade Panda wrote: »

The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – Incest Overlord

O_o

Arcade Panda

oh god! just saw that there..sorry!:p

ohthebaby

Host - Deise for sure. Buuut if it was in any way possible, I'd love to see a joint deise/soccy effort. I think it would be the best thing to hit the internet ever.

Best Thread - The pet hates one.
Funniest poster - bythewoods
Best Taste in Music - I'm going to go with soccy and deise here.
Best Mod - Knifey
Best Beard - Soccy fo sho
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with -
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - I gotta go with a few here... almostnever / Aoibheann / Oopsy / JayP / QueenOfLeon / Novella
Nerdiest Poster - Conor
Should be a couple - ?
Best newcomer - Timbuk2
Best playpen intro - soccy for deise. Brilliant.
Best younger poster - jumpguy
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) - kateos2 / Arcade Panda
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – Insect Overlord!

KnifeWRENCH

Insect Overlord wrote: »

(Try to save this thread for nominations and keep the general chat to this thread here.)

Feckin' back seat mod. BANNED! :pac::P

Alrighty then:

Categories:
Host - deise_girl


Best Thread - Soundtrack to your Angst
Funniest poster - Pyggy
Best Taste in Music - bythewoods
Best Mod - ME. ME. PICK ME, DAMN IT! Piste
Best Beard - soccy, fo' shizzle
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Craguls >.>
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Aw man, there's so many people I could nominate here.....I'm gonna go with Ginja Ninja though. (Sorry Aoibheann/almostnever/Hotaru/Timbuk2/loads of others...)
Nerdiest Poster - conorstuff.
Should be a couple - Mavidius, obviously
Best newcomer - Timbuk2 (does he count as new?)
Best playpen intro - D4RK ONION's intro for Pygmalion was pretty savage.
Best younger poster - desie_girl
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) - Banjo Fella. He has amazing talent. It makes me sickeningly jealous. >.<
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – An Fhile (with the incorrect spelling and all!)

Insect Overlord

Host - Bring back Bobalicious! \o/


Best Thread - Have You Ever Had Depression?
The Hilarious Videos Thread
Here's One I Made Earlier
...Now You've Turned 18
The Art of Tea-making :pac:
Funniest poster - Randylonghorn; Davidius; KnifeWRENCH; Noel2k9; D4RK ONION;
Best Taste in Music - Monzo; Aoibheann; Jay P
Best Mod - All of them ever! \o/
Best Beard - Pygmalion; D4RK ONION; Soccymonster
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Gonnaplayrugby
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Aoibheann; Ginja Ninja; Novella
Nerdiest Poster - Davidius; Aoibheann; Conorstuff; Pygmalion; Richard Cranium
Should be a couple - Deise_monster, Emma and Noel, any combination!
Best newcomer - Colm! ; Noel2k9; OopsyDaisy; atavan-halen;
Best playpen intro - A Neurotic for Craguls
Randylonghorn for Fad
D4RK ONION for An File
soccymonster for deise_girl
Craguls for A Neurotic
Best younger poster - Soccymonster; Noel2k9; Deise_girl
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) kateos2; challengemaster; Arcade Panda ; Agnostic Mantis; illiop
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – hitlersson666, for the most profound and brilliant thread on this forum, and for bringing so many posters to this forum with that thread.

flyswatter

Categories:
Host - deise girl


Best Thread - Have You Ever Had Depression?, Soundtrack To Your Angst
Funniest poster - Knifewrench
Best Taste in Music - Too many! Monzo, bythewoods, Jako8, Arcade Panda
Best Mod - Insect Overlord
Best Beard - Pygmalion
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - ?
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - kateos2, Novella
Nerdiest Poster - Pygmalion
Should be a couple - ?
Best newcomer - Oopsy
Best playpen intro - Dunno, most of them were pretty good.
Best younger poster - soccymonster
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) - Arcade Panda, Banjo Fella
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – Insect Overlord

bythewoods

Host - Deisemonster.


Best Thread - Soundtrack to your Angst is still a favourite.
Funniest poster - Banjo Fella's sense of humour is just right.
Best Taste in Music - Defo a hard one to call. I'm caught between a few... Jay P/ KnifeWRENCH/ Monzo and are going to get my nomination though, but... yeah, it's a toughie!
Best Mod - KnifeWRENCH!
Best Beard -Pygmalion
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - European Son... >_>
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - ohthebaby/ illiop/ almostnever ... don't make me choose!
Nerdiest Poster - Davidius..
Should be a couple - Hotaru/whateveryou'recallednow and Aoibheann may as well just tie the knot tbh.
Best newcomer - DingosAteMyBaby/ flyswatter ... you guys are new, right?
Best playpen intro - Craguls for A Neuroticcc
Best younger poster - jumpguy. Maybe Colm! too.
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc)- ... kateos2 and Arcade Panda. Yet another draw!
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – Aoibheann, you get this one!

Colm!

Host - Deisemonster. Shared host ftw.

Best Thread - Soundtrack's my favourite thread, but I'll nominate "Here's One I Made Earlier"
Best Taste in Music - Emma, Jako8, Craguls
Best Mod - ...they'll probably all be nominated tbh
Best Beard - I'll nominate once I've been through the photos thread
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - not enough people! too difficult!
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - so many people! too difficult!
Nerdiest Poster - Pygmalion.
Best playpen intro - IRC\conorstuff for Kateos2. I liked that idea.
Best newcomer - Don't think I'm entitled to nominate, seeing as I'm a newcomer
Best younger poster - as above, so below. won't nominate.
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) - Agnostic Mantis, Arcade Panda and Banjo Fella
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – ...I don't think I need to say it.

Jako8

Host - Deise!


Best Thread - Soundtrack To Your Angst
Funniest poster - Randy, Davidius, BanjoFella or Knifey
Best Taste in Music - Monzo, JayP, Aoibheann, Colm!, conorstuff, flyswatter, Arcade Panda and BanjoFella.
Best Mod - Knifey.
Best Beard - Soccy. No contest.
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Can't choose.
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Aoibheann, almostnever, Novella and Timbuk2.
Nerdiest Poster - Davidius, conorstuff, Aoibheann and Pyg.
Should be a couple - Mavidius.
Best newcomer - Colm!, Noel, Oopsy and Timbuk2.
Best playpen intro - Soccy's poem for deise fo' sho'!
Best younger poster - Emma, deise, soccy, Noel and jumpguy.
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) - ArcadePand, kate and AgnosticMantis.
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – IO.

degausserxo

Best Thread - Soundtrack to Your Angst
Funniest poster - Davidius/Pygmalion
Best Taste in Music - bythewoods/Arcade Panda
Best Mod - Insect Overlord, if he still counts!
Best Beard - Soccy
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - YOU.
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Aoibheann
Nerdiest Poster - Pygmalion
Should be a couple - Deise/Neon-Circles
Best newcomer - Novella
Best playpen intro - Soccy for Deise
Best younger poster - Undecided on this one. Colm!, maybe? Dunno!
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) Arcade Panda, Kateos2, Aoibheann
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – Insect Overlord

Jay P

Best Thread - Soundtrack to Your Angst
Funniest poster - Davidius/Pygmalion
Best Taste in Music - Tough one... I'll just nominate bythewoods, jako8, Monzo and Aoibheann.
Best Mod - KnifeWRENCH
Best Beard - Soccy
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Davidius.
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Aoibheann or almostnever
Nerdiest Poster - Pygmalion
Should be a couple - Mavidius
Best newcomer - conorstuff
Best playpen intro -
Best younger poster - Deise
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) - conorstuff is great at maths, so him.
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – Insect Overlord

norwegianwood

Haven't been here in ages, but sure why not.:)

Best Thread - Soundtrack to Your Angst
Funniest poster - Davidius
Best Taste in Music - A_Neurotic
Best Mod - KnifeWrench
Best Beard - Clearly Soccy
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Bob...lets not break tradition
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Jumpguy or Eventine
Nerdiest Poster - Pygmalion
Should be a couple - Meh..
Best newcomer - Meh..
Best playpen intro -Can't remember any..
Best younger poster -Deise
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc)Arcade Panda
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H –Insect Overlord

randylonghorn

Best Thread -

Funniest poster - Oopsy / Deise

Best Taste in Music -

Best Mod - AlmightyCushion >_>

(Thinks he has the) Best Beard - Challengemaster

Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Challengemaster, he's gropey enough when you have a full sitting-room to fend him off! >.<

The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Aoibheann

Nerdiest Poster - Pygmalion?

Should be a couple - Noel2k9 / Midnight_EG

Best newcomer - Noel / Oopsy

Best playpen intro - Soccy

Best younger poster - Deise

Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) - Um, I was going to skip this coz I didn't have a clue, but actually DO for the 'shoppery.

The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – Filiatus Incestius Dominatrix

Seren_

I don't post here as much as most people who've nominated stuff so far, but I do want to nominate a few things!

Best Thread: Have You Ever Had Depression - this thread helped me a lot when I was going through a tough time, I think it's my favourite ever thread on boards. Seriously should win best thread. Gonna nominate Yaaaaaaaaaaaah too, mainly because it's full of nice things ^_^

Best Taste In Music: Jay P/Monzo/Aoibheann - I've found some music I love from stuff you guys have posted in Soundtrack To Your Angst

Nicest Poster: There are far too many people to mention. Although I haven't interacted with most of you, I've seen how nice yous have been to others and just in general. That's what makes C&H such a lovely forum. So give one from me for everyone who's been nominated for this so far :P

Lifetime Achievement Award for Services to C&H: Insect Overlord, because he put so much effort into this forum when he was mod (ot that the others don't, but still :P)

That's all the ones I'm going to do because I don't know anyone well enough/spend enough time here to pick ones for the rest

MavisDavis

Categories:
Host - Davidius.


Best Thread - In The Playpen: Davidius.
Funniest poster - Davidius.
Best Taste in Music -Davidius.
Best Mod - Davidius.
Best Beard - Davidius.
Poster you'd most like to be stuck in a lift with - Davidius.
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Davidius.
Nerdiest Poster - Davidius.
Should be a couple - Mavidius.
Best newcomer - Davidius.
Best playpen intro - Davidius.
Best younger poster - Davidius.
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) - Davidius.
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – Davidius.

Lol, jk...

Categories:
Host - Deisemonster.

Best Thread - Yaaahh.
Funniest poster - Davidius.
Best Taste in Music - Almostnever.
Best Mod - Knifewrench.
Best Beard - Pygmalion, pre-shave.
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Noel2k9.
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Ginja_Ninja and Aoibheann.
Nerdiest Poster - Pygmalion, Aoibheann, Davidius, Conor.
Should be a couple - Pygmalius (Pygmalion and Davidius).
Best newcomer - Conor.
Best playpen intro - Pygmalion's.
Best younger poster - Deise_Girl, 'cause she's the youngest. I think.
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) - Kate.
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – Insect Overlord.

Slow Show

I don't bother with the internet for a few days and this happens....Ah well sure. And I'm working on getting rid of the goddamn x's.

Host - Deise

Best Thread - Soundtrack To Your Angst
Funniest poster -deise_girl
Best Taste in Music - Namlub/Cheesefiend/bythewoods/Colm
Best Mod - Knifewrench
Best Beard - Soccy
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Noel
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - eventine
Nerdiest Poster -Pygmalion?
Should be a couple - deisemonster, soccy2k9, whatever goes
Best newcomer - hmmm not sure, might come back to that one
Best playpen intro - Soccy's for deise
Best younger poster - deise, jumpguy, eventine, soccy (if they're considered young)
Most creative poster (art/music/drawing/baking/cooking/fashion/etc) -kateos2
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H – Insect Overlord

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