It should be legal to bash a teenager

Dublindude69

Their behavior recently is totally out of control. The only thing they will listen to is a couple of slaps.

alwaysadub

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Their behavior recently is totally out of control. The only thing they will listen to is a couple of slaps.

So what did every single teenager do to you?

Superbus

Don't worry, I bash myself already.

Whatever I mean by that. I don't even know.





Anyway, it must be all this rock and roll that they're listening to these days. Getting them all 'riled up'.

Cranky Mc Funhouse

I once had a disagreement with a young ruffian. I bade him good morrow and went about my business.

starbelgrade

I suspect that the OP is referring to being hit by snowballs by kids.

Like he was never a teenager. :rolleyes:

blueser

Thought it was legal?


*searches for numbers of decent solicitors*

AnonoBoy

By bash do you mean 'have sex with'?

Cause, y'know, that's not right dude.

Chuchoter

Please don't hit me!!

*cowers*

Wait thats right, I'm a young ruffian!!

*Runs everyone over in my boy racer car while smashing every bus shelter filled with grannies in Dublin*

Teenager's range in age from 13 to 19. Many 13 year old's would batter the head off you and p1ss down your neck without flinching. Many more would have you prosecuted if you laid a finger on them, many more would have parents or older siblings who would break your legs if you touched them. Much better to chill out and get your own life sorted rather than start crappy ole threads on boards about fantasizing about being a hard man

Craebear

The answer lies in castration.

Pacing Mule

Bash the bishop instead !

Just not on a plane

starbelgrade

RoverJames wrote: »

Teenager's range in age from 13 to 19. Many 13 year old's would batter the head off you and p1ss down your neck without flinching. Many more would have you prosecuted if you laid a finger on them, many more would have parents or older siblings who would break your legs if you touched them. Much better to chill out and get your own life sorted rather than start crappy ole threads on boards about fantasizing about being a hard man

True. A lot of teenagers can be dangerous if approached.

I tend to shoot them from a distance.

It's safer that way.

TheZohanS

RoverJames wrote: »

Teenager's range in age from 13 to 19. Many 13 year old's would batter the head off you and p1ss down your neck without flinching. Many more would have you prosecuted if you laid a finger on them, many more would have parents or older siblings

You're right...we have to kill them and their entire family...

denballs

RoverJames wrote: »

Teenager's range in age from 13 to 19. Many 13 year old's would batter the head off you and p1ss down your neck without flinching. Many more would have you prosecuted if you laid a finger on them, many more would have parents or older siblings who would break your legs if you touched them. Much better to chill out and get your own life sorted rather than start crappy ole threads on boards about fantasizing about being a hard man

Perfection.......i was just gonna say go try it and see if there fists are softer than the snowballs......but you really did top that so ill just like yours and leave the op we the idea that tommorrow he,ll most likely be writing a rant about how all these 13 year olds must be on steroids or somthing.

Dravokivich

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Their behavior recently is totally out of control. The only thing they will listen to is a couple of slaps.

A couple of slaps is nothing, bring back the Death Penalty I say!

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Bring it on.:pac:

Overature

give em a couple of backhanded slaps and that will sort them out

Dravokivich

baz2009 wrote: »

Bring it on.:pac:

The hell... that's not Trent....

Dionysus

RoverJames wrote: »

Teenager's range in age from 13 to 19.

Except in Irish, of course (11 -19).

Mr Benevolent

I'm waiting for the thread to degenerate into a 'It was better back in my day, the kids had more respect blah blah...' argument. Humans were the same 50,000 years ago, they're the same today and they'll be the same in another 50,000 years. We haven't changed our basic thought patterns. It's hilarious and deeply disturbing.

OP, administer the slaps if you want, but be prepared to face the judgements of society for your actions

Taco Corp

starbelgrade wrote: »

I suspect that the OP is referring to being hit by snowballs by kids.

Like he was never a teenager. :rolleyes:

Your argument seems to imply that just because they are teenagers it is ok to throw snowballs at whom ever they like. This is nonsense.

Did you do this when you were in your teens? Would you just laugh it off if some kids started throwing snowballs at you?

Dudess

Confab wrote: »

I'm waiting for the thread to degenerate into a 'It was better back in my day, the kids had more respect blah blah...' argument.

It's particularly funny when it comes from 19-year-olds.

PeterIanStaker

Ignore the little bastards, chances are they're so goddamn obese from sitting in front of xbox all day they'd have a triple coronary if you raised a fist.

Ruu_Old

Superbus wrote: »

Don't worry, I bash myself already.

Whatever I mean by that. I don't even know.





Anyway, it must be all this rock and roll that they're listening to these days. Getting them all 'riled up'.

Tis the vidya games, Joe, the vidya games! :mad:

starbelgrade

Surley wrote: »

Your argument seems to imply that just because they are teenagers it is ok to throw snowballs at whom ever they like. This is nonsense.

Did you do this when you were in your teens? Would you just laugh it off if some kids started throwing snowballs at you?

Yes. I threw snowballs at people when I was a kid. They used to stop & rant at me.

Now kids throw snowballs at me & I stop and rant at them.

It's all part of the "Play of Life".

And that scene gets repeated year in, year out, whenever there is snowfall.

PeterIanStaker

Ruu wrote: »

Tis the vidya games, Joe, the vidya games! :mad:

Dat mortal kombat Joe, my young fella played it, and he's dead now. Tellin' ye now Joe.

hondasam

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Their behavior recently is totally out of control. The only thing they will listen to is a couple of slaps.

who are you talking about, one teenager of every teenager.

AnonoBoy

Ruu wrote: »

Tis the vidya games, Joe, the vidya games! :mad:

Sure they have porn on their pencil cases now Joe. Sure it's all anal fisting this and cum-orgy sluts this with them these day Joe. Is it any wonder the IMF came in Joe with all the spit-roast Justin Biebering that's going on with the young wans Joe? It's filthy Joe! Filthy!

(But genuinely arousing)

JerryHandbag

Cranky Mc Funhouse wrote: »

I once had a disagreement with a young ruffian. I bade him good morrow and went about my business.

If only society as a whole would mirror your noble act, good sir!

Topper Harley

RoverJames wrote: »

Teenager's range in age from 13 to 19. Many 13 year old's would batter the head off you and p1ss down your neck without flinching. Many more would have you prosecuted if you laid a finger on them, many more would have parents or older siblings who would break your legs if you touched them. Much better to chill out and get your own life sorted rather than start crappy ole threads on boards about fantasizing about being a hard man

denballs wrote: »

Perfection.......i was just gonna say go try it and see if there fists are softer than the snowballs......but you really did top that so ill just like yours and leave the op we the idea that tommorrow he,ll most likely be writing a rant about how all these 13 year olds must be on steroids or somthing.

You both seem to be under the impression that all 13 year olds can batter just about anyone. Now I'm no expert but I'm fairly sure that's not entirely accurate.
Have you considered that the OP might actually be able to batter any and all teenagers and their whole families? Or maybe he's just having a rant to blow off some steam. Better than actually assaulting one of the thugs. Or getting battered by one.

starbelgrade

Topper Harley wrote: »

You both seem to be under the impression that all 13 year olds can batter just about anyone. Now I'm no expert but I'm fairly sure that's not entirely accurate.
Have you considered that the OP might actually be able to batter any and all teenagers and their whole families? Or maybe he's just having a rant to blow off some steam. Better than actually assaulting one of the thugs. Or getting battered by one.

I like battered teenagers, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

AnonoBoy

Topper Harley wrote: »

You both seem to be under the impression that all 13 year olds can batter just about anyone. Now I'm no expert but I'm fairly sure that's not entirely accurate.
Have you considered that the OP might actually be able to batter any and all teenagers and their whole families? Or maybe he's just having a rant to blow off some steam. Better than actually assaulting one of the thugs. Or getting battered by one.

Teenagers are like shuffling zombies.

You could handle one or two no hassle. But encounter a whole horde and it can get nasty pretty damn quick!

Seloth

When I was 16 this man came out of no where and started yelling at myfriends and myself claiming we broke his car window.

He then hails over a friend of his and they proceed to threat to kick the **** out of us if we dont tell the truth.

So exactly where is the decency in threatening or hitting a teen.

Im 19 now but if a proper adult hit me I'd still be ****in shocked.

PCPhoto

Topper Harley wrote: »

You both seem to be under the impression that all 13 year olds can batter just about anyone. Now I'm no expert but I'm fairly sure that's not entirely accurate.
Have you considered that the OP might actually be able to batter any and all teenagers and their whole families? Or maybe he's just having a rant to blow off some steam. Better than actually assaulting one of the thugs. Or getting battered by one.

you should visit the childrens court and see the scum that go through the system there - yes !!! a 13yr old could take on and beat the crap out of an adult*....and the legal system **cant do anything to the 13yr old.

*=of course the adult would prob need to be an insecure, skinny man.

**=cant/wont be able to punish the kids properly (in the way that I would deem proper)

as for the original post - I agree - in circumstances where they are acting like pr1cks ....ie throwing snowballs at people (from less than 2ft)....or throwing snowballs at cars while driving in traffic.....or just trying to be the brave boy picking on someone while his mates stand nearby to back him up.

- like another poster said - theres no respect these days - its due to the nanny state we live in - kids threaten their parents with child neglect if they dont buy them X-box or food or something !! .... a good ould schlap across the head would sort them out - put the fear back in 'em !!!

Kids nowadays know more about the law and "their rights" than they know how to do basic math.

Topper Harley

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Teenagers are like shuffling zombies.

You could handle one or two no hassle. But encounter a whole horde and it can get nasty pretty damn quick!

Just watch Shaun of the Dead or Zombieland (on sky right now) to learn how to deal with them in that case. Cricket bat and pool cue in England, shotguns and pistols with unlimited ammunition in America. Or just act like one of them to blend in.

AnonoBoy

Topper Harley wrote: »

Or just act like one of them to blend in.

I would but my impressive moustache, manly muscles and irrepressible magnetic attraction for ladies of the opposite gender would give me away every time.

Damn my handsome sexy adult man genes. :mad:

starbelgrade

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I would but my impressive moustache, manly muscles and irrepressible magnetic attraction for ladies of the opposite gender would give me away every time.

Damn my handsome sexy adult man genes. :mad:

Aren't all ladies of the opposite gender?

Dravokivich

starbelgrade wrote: »

Aren't all ladies of the opposite gender?

Unless they be he/shes...

AnonoBoy

starbelgrade wrote: »

Aren't all ladies of the opposite gender?

I always like to specify just in case.

starbelgrade

Dravokivich wrote: »

Unless they be he/shes...

Them he/shes gimme the heebie jeebies.

wes

The entire its just a bit of fun is a bull**** excuse, for what amounts to assault in a lot of cases. I have seen the little scums bags (some of them are 16 years and up) thrown snow balls from one or 2 feet away, and throw them at cars (which could cause an accident). or throw them at people on bikes, which could cause them to fall, what with the crappy weather. FFS, what these little ****s are doing isn't a million miles away from running around and punching people.

Its very simple, if someone were to kick the crap out of these worthless little scum bags they would get in trouble with the law. I doubt anyone would accept the stupid excuse of it being a bit of fun either. So the way I see the same should apply to the scum bags, especially the older lads who should know better.

The vast majority of these little ****s aren't having fun, but pelting people in the back of the head from real close range, and basically trying to hurt people, or cause accidents for those in cars or on bikes. When, they start pulling that crap, to call it a bit of fun is just a crap excuse for little ****s, who think they can get away with anything. Its miserable enough outside, without a large group of worthless little ****s pelting people in the back of the head with snow balls.

Topper Harley

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I would but my impressive moustache, manly muscles and irrepressible magnetic attraction for ladies of the opposite gender would give me away every time.

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I always like to specify just in case.

So does that mean that ladies of the same gender don't find you irrepressibly attractive? Wait, what the hell is a lady of the same gender? Same gender as a lady or....? Dammit this is gonna take a long time for me to get my head around.

AnonoBoy

Topper Harley wrote: »

So does that mean that ladies of the same gender don't find you irrepressibly attractive?

Ladies of both genders find me irrepressibly attractive.

It's a blessing and a curse.














More a blessing though - haven't experienced the curse part yet!

starbelgrade

AnonoBoy wrote: »

haven't experienced the curse part yet!

You mean you've never ridden the crimson tide?

Yakult

I blame the Ganja.

Making them act like idiots, going out wrecking places thinking its funny to impress mates and wimmins. Starting fights, being disruptive and costing the tax payer money cleaning up after the cnuts.

Oh shi. Thats alcohol, sorry.

filthymcnasty

The only thing teenage scum are afraid of is slightly older teen scum.

Older age groups than this won't do anything about it unless they are sinn fein type vigilantes. Or rant at housing estate AGMs or sometimes post on boards about it.

Calling the gardai is pointless as it too low level and too rampant for them to police properly or to give a fcuk.

you can only fight fire with fire with these cnuts.

TeddyTedson

Leave the teenagers alone!




They have it hard enough already.




They'll all be working abroad in a few years anyway so chillax.

BCC4LYFE

im 21 and absolutely bombared old man jenkins gaff tonite with the guys.....sooooooooooooooooo ahahah

zeds alive

When dealing with revenge on teenagers it helps to have some teenage cousins who for 20 bensons will kick the ****e out of those that require it.
Teen on Teen crime, sad but necessary.

Topper Harley

Topper Harley wrote: »

You both seem to be under the impression that all 13 year olds can batter just about anyone. Now I'm no expert but I'm fairly sure that's not entirely accurate.
Have you considered that the OP might actually be able to batter any and all teenagers and their whole families? Or maybe he's just having a rant to blow off some steam. Better than actually assaulting one of the thugs. Or getting battered by one.

No, both of us aren't under that impression, I take it you can read ? I said "many", also I know full well he is only having a rant, which the later part of my post covered. Many = All
Also I have not considered at all that the OP might actually be able to batter any and all teenagers and their whole families. That is 100% not possible and is an utterly daft statement to make, but is understandable coming from someone who does not comprehend the difference between many and all.

stovelid

Time for a Snowball Trauma and Tears of Impotent Rage forum tbh.