It should be legal to bash a teenager

Dublindude69 · 03-12-2010 12:44AM #1

Their behavior recently is totally out of control. The only thing they will listen to is a couple of slaps.

alwaysadub · 03-12-2010 12:45AM

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Their behavior recently is totally out of control. The only thing they will listen to is a couple of slaps.

So what did every single teenager do to you?

Superbus · 03-12-2010 12:49AM

Don't worry, I bash myself already.

Whatever I mean by that. I don't even know.

Anyway, it must be all this rock and roll that they're listening to these days. Getting them all 'riled up'.

Cranky Mc Funhouse · 03-12-2010 12:49AM

I once had a disagreement with a young ruffian. I bade him good morrow and went about my business.

starbelgrade · 03-12-2010 12:50AM

I suspect that the OP is referring to being hit by snowballs by kids.

Like he was never a teenager. :rolleyes:

blueser · 03-12-2010 12:51AM

Thought it was legal?

*searches for numbers of decent solicitors*

AnonoBoy · 03-12-2010 12:52AM

By bash do you mean 'have sex with'?

Cause, y'know, that's not right dude.

Chuchoter · 03-12-2010 12:52AM

Please don't hit me!!

*cowers*

Wait thats right, I'm a young ruffian!!

*Runs everyone over in my boy racer car while smashing every bus shelter filled with grannies in Dublin*

03-12-2010 12:52AM

Teenager's range in age from 13 to 19. Many 13 year old's would batter the head off you and p1ss down your neck without flinching. Many more would have you prosecuted if you laid a finger on them, many more would have parents or older siblings who would break your legs if you touched them. Much better to chill out and get your own life sorted rather than start crappy ole threads on boards about fantasizing about being a hard man

Craebear · 03-12-2010 12:55AM

The answer lies in castration.

Pacing Mule · 03-12-2010 12:55AM

Bash the bishop instead !

Just not on a plane

starbelgrade · 03-12-2010 12:56AM

RoverJames wrote: »

Teenager's range in age from 13 to 19. Many 13 year old's would batter the head off you and p1ss down your neck without flinching. Many more would have you prosecuted if you laid a finger on them, many more would have parents or older siblings who would break your legs if you touched them. Much better to chill out and get your own life sorted rather than start crappy ole threads on boards about fantasizing about being a hard man

True. A lot of teenagers can be dangerous if approached.

I tend to shoot them from a distance.

It's safer that way.

TheZohanS · 03-12-2010 12:59AM

RoverJames wrote: »

Teenager's range in age from 13 to 19. Many 13 year old's would batter the head off you and p1ss down your neck without flinching. Many more would have you prosecuted if you laid a finger on them, many more would have parents or older siblings

You're right...we have to kill them and their entire family...

denballs · 03-12-2010 01:00AM

RoverJames wrote: »

Teenager's range in age from 13 to 19. Many 13 year old's would batter the head off you and p1ss down your neck without flinching. Many more would have you prosecuted if you laid a finger on them, many more would have parents or older siblings who would break your legs if you touched them. Much better to chill out and get your own life sorted rather than start crappy ole threads on boards about fantasizing about being a hard man

Perfection.......i was just gonna say go try it and see if there fists are softer than the snowballs......but you really did top that so ill just like yours and leave the op we the idea that tommorrow he,ll most likely be writing a rant about how all these 13 year olds must be on steroids or somthing.

Dravokivich · 03-12-2010 01:00AM

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Their behavior recently is totally out of control. The only thing they will listen to is a couple of slaps.

A couple of slaps is nothing, bring back the Death Penalty I say!

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 03-12-2010 01:03AM

Bring it on.:pac:

Overature · 03-12-2010 01:04AM

give em a couple of backhanded slaps and that will sort them out

Dravokivich · 03-12-2010 01:04AM

baz2009 wrote: »

Bring it on.:pac:

The hell... that's not Trent....

Dionysus · 03-12-2010 01:05AM

RoverJames wrote: »

Teenager's range in age from 13 to 19.

Except in Irish, of course (11 -19).

Mr Benevolent · 03-12-2010 01:06AM

I'm waiting for the thread to degenerate into a 'It was better back in my day, the kids had more respect blah blah...' argument. Humans were the same 50,000 years ago, they're the same today and they'll be the same in another 50,000 years. We haven't changed our basic thought patterns. It's hilarious and deeply disturbing.

OP, administer the slaps if you want, but be prepared to face the judgements of society for your actions

Taco Corp · 03-12-2010 01:07AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I suspect that the OP is referring to being hit by snowballs by kids.

Like he was never a teenager. :rolleyes:

Your argument seems to imply that just because they are teenagers it is ok to throw snowballs at whom ever they like. This is nonsense.

Did you do this when you were in your teens? Would you just laugh it off if some kids started throwing snowballs at you?

Dudess · 03-12-2010 01:10AM

Confab wrote: »

I'm waiting for the thread to degenerate into a 'It was better back in my day, the kids had more respect blah blah...' argument.

It's particularly funny when it comes from 19-year-olds.

PeterIanStaker · 03-12-2010 01:11AM

Ignore the little bastards, chances are they're so goddamn obese from sitting in front of xbox all day they'd have a triple coronary if you raised a fist.

Ruu_Old · 03-12-2010 01:12AM

Superbus wrote: »

Don't worry, I bash myself already.

Whatever I mean by that. I don't even know.

Anyway, it must be all this rock and roll that they're listening to these days. Getting them all 'riled up'.

Tis the vidya games, Joe, the vidya games! :mad:

starbelgrade · 03-12-2010 01:14AM

Surley wrote: »

Your argument seems to imply that just because they are teenagers it is ok to throw snowballs at whom ever they like. This is nonsense.

Did you do this when you were in your teens? Would you just laugh it off if some kids started throwing snowballs at you?

Yes. I threw snowballs at people when I was a kid. They used to stop & rant at me.

Now kids throw snowballs at me & I stop and rant at them.

It's all part of the "Play of Life".

And that scene gets repeated year in, year out, whenever there is snowfall.

PeterIanStaker · 03-12-2010 01:16AM

Ruu wrote: »

Tis the vidya games, Joe, the vidya games! :mad:

Dat mortal kombat Joe, my young fella played it, and he's dead now. Tellin' ye now Joe.

hondasam · 03-12-2010 01:19AM

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Their behavior recently is totally out of control. The only thing they will listen to is a couple of slaps.

who are you talking about, one teenager of every teenager.

AnonoBoy · 03-12-2010 01:20AM

Ruu wrote: »

Tis the vidya games, Joe, the vidya games! :mad:

Sure they have porn on their pencil cases now Joe. Sure it's all anal fisting this and cum-orgy sluts this with them these day Joe. Is it any wonder the IMF came in Joe with all the spit-roast Justin Biebering that's going on with the young wans Joe? It's filthy Joe! Filthy!

(But genuinely arousing)

JerryHandbag · 03-12-2010 01:26AM

Cranky Mc Funhouse wrote: »

I once had a disagreement with a young ruffian. I bade him good morrow and went about my business.

If only society as a whole would mirror your noble act, good sir!

Topper Harley · 03-12-2010 01:32AM

RoverJames wrote: »

Teenager's range in age from 13 to 19. Many 13 year old's would batter the head off you and p1ss down your neck without flinching. Many more would have you prosecuted if you laid a finger on them, many more would have parents or older siblings who would break your legs if you touched them. Much better to chill out and get your own life sorted rather than start crappy ole threads on boards about fantasizing about being a hard man

denballs wrote: »

Perfection.......i was just gonna say go try it and see if there fists are softer than the snowballs......but you really did top that so ill just like yours and leave the op we the idea that tommorrow he,ll most likely be writing a rant about how all these 13 year olds must be on steroids or somthing.

You both seem to be under the impression that all 13 year olds can batter just about anyone. Now I'm no expert but I'm fairly sure that's not entirely accurate.
Have you considered that the OP might actually be able to batter any and all teenagers and their whole families? Or maybe he's just having a rant to blow off some steam. Better than actually assaulting one of the thugs. Or getting battered by one.

starbelgrade · 03-12-2010 01:34AM

Topper Harley wrote: »

You both seem to be under the impression that all 13 year olds can batter just about anyone. Now I'm no expert but I'm fairly sure that's not entirely accurate.
Have you considered that the OP might actually be able to batter any and all teenagers and their whole families? Or maybe he's just having a rant to blow off some steam. Better than actually assaulting one of the thugs. Or getting battered by one.

I like battered teenagers, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

It should be legal to bash a teenager

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