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slightly(!) pissed nurse back again...emm,mn nurse

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    #32
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Im there!! :D and its not technically clean.. yet. Although i am in need of bog-roll fairly soon :)


    Ok we just didnt need to know that. you know the way people talk about that line... yeah well you didnt cross it but you are pretty close to it!
    dont forget the straw


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    #33
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    found kichen roll, so am sure ye will all slep well in yer beds tenite now, rest easy...shuv..


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    #34
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Im there!! :D and its not technically clean.. yet. Although i am in need of bog-roll fairly soon :)

    Out of bog roll and a willing lady waiting for you? Cleveland steamer is your only option here now, Keith. But for God's sake, don't forget the wine or she'll never agree to it.










    :P


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    #35
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    Millicent wrote: »
    Out of bog roll and a willing lady waiting for you? Cleveland steamer is your only option here now, Keith. But for God's sake, don't forget the wine or she'll never agree to it.




    :P

    awh... you called me a lady, that's made my night right there

    and "Cleveland steamer" should I know what this means?


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    #36
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    and "Cleveland steamer" should I know what this means?
    Itll be a surprise when i arrive... :p


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    #37
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    awh... you called me a lady, that's made my night right there

    and "Cleveland steamer" should I know what this means?

    Probably best I don't let you in on that little "gift". Trust me, you'll sleep better not knowing. :D


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    #38
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Itll be a surprise when i arrive... :p

    Should I google this?
    I googled something once before from AH that I didnt understand....it's what drove me to the wine.


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    #39
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Should I google this?
    I googled something once before from AH that I didnt understand....it's what drove me to the wine.

    Yes - you definitely should google it - you wont regret it... :)


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    #40
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Yes - you definitely should google it - you wont regret it... :)

    last time someone said that to me it was to blue waffel, im not going to google it

    Millicent wrote:
    Probably best I don't you in on that little "gift". Trust me, you'll sleep better not knowing. biggrin.gif

    you cant bring it up then not tell me!
    Tell me in a nice way though.


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    #41
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Tell me in a nice way though.

    Yeah thats not possible - but its not as bad as blue waffle...


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    #42
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Yeah thats not possible - but its not as bad as blue waffle...

    It's worse, trust me. Blue Waffle isn't real. Cleveland steamer is all too real. Don't do it, Leelaa! You'll only have to get more pi.ssed after!


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    #43
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    Millicent wrote: »
    It's worse, trust me. Blue Waffle isn't real. Cleveland steamer is all too real. Don't do it, Leelaa! You'll only have to get more pi.ssed after!


    Ok when Keith brings the wine Ill google it.
    Blue waffel isn't real? are you sure?
    Id be very happy if its not cause that image haunted me for a while wondering what caused it to do that.


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    #44
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Ok when Keith brings the wine Ill google it.
    Blue waffel isn't real? are you sure?
    Id be very happy if its not cause that image haunted me for a while wondering what caused it to do that.

    You can google 'Cleveland steamer' and not get any images but the mental image might scar you for life... :)


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    #45
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    You can google 'Cleveland steamer' and not get any images but the mental image might scar you for life... :)


    I cant take the suspence anymore Im googling it.


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    #46
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    SICKOS!


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    #47
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    SICKOS!

    So you googled it then... :D
    You were warned


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    #48
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    So you googled it then... :D
    You were warned

    I didnt bring that term up in conversation


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    #49
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    I didnt bring that term up in conversation

    I'm sorry! I told you not to do it... :D


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    #50
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Ok when Keith brings the wine Ill google it.
    Blue waffel isn't real? are you sure?
    Id be very happy if its not cause that image haunted me for a while wondering what caused it to do that.

    To make up for the hideous Google, blue waffle is definitely not real. Promise.


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    #51
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    Millicent wrote: »
    I'm sorry! I told you not to do it... :D

    you also told me that term, you must have known I'd get curious!!!
    Millicent wrote:
    To make up for the hideous Google, blue waffle is definitely not real. Promise.

    Good now I can stop being haunted by a minging vag and start being be haunted by KeithM89 and poo.

    *insert some sort of sobbing smiley*


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    #52
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    you also told me that term, you must have known I'd get curious!!!



    Good now I can stop being haunted by a minging vag and start being be haunted by KeithM89 and poo.

    *insert some sort of sobbing smiley*

    Don't forget his oily fingers! :pac: If I could take it back I would but I can't so we'll just both have to be locked into this smelly trauma from here on out.


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    #53
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Good now I can stop being haunted by a minging vag and start being be haunted by KeithM89 and poo.
    :eek:

    I guess il turn back and go home with the wine then...


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    #54
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    Millicent wrote: »
    Don't forget his oily fingers! :pac: If I could take it back I would but I can't so we'll just both have to be locked into this smelly trauma from here on out.

    *continues to sob*
    KeithM89 wrote:



    eek.gif

    I guess il turn back and go home with the wine then..


    Dont!!! I need that wine more than ever now.


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    #55
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Dont!!! I need that wine more than ever now.

    Think of the cost, woman!


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    #56
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    *continues to sob*
    Dont!!! I need that wine more than ever now.

    Too late and i didnt even buy any - i spent the money on toilet-roll. You should be thankful... :)


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    #57
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    Millicent wrote: »
    Think of the cost, woman!
    Im not asking for the expensive stuff a cheapo bottle of wine will do me, anything will do me right now!

    KeithM89 wrote:
    Too late and i didnt even buy any - i spent the money on toilet-roll. You should be thankful..


    *sobs even more*
    Im hungry for chips, thirsty for wine and completely disgusted by poo.
    This is a weird night.


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    #58
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Im not asking for the expensive stuff a cheapo bottle of wine will do me, anything will do me right now!

    I wasn't talking about the monetary cost! :pac: Anyway, goodnight. Hope you get more wine. :)


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    #59
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    *sobs even more*
    Im hungry for chips, thirsty for wine and completely disgusted by poo.
    This is a weird night.

    and none of it would have happened if i hadnt let that bottle of cooking oil spilt...

    Lesson learned: Never leave me alone anywhere... :)


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    #60
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    and none of it would have happened if i hadnt let that bottle of cooking oil spilt...

    Lesson learned: Never leave me alone anywhere... :)


    Ill be writing to your parents when they return about why not to leave you on your own in future.
    Millicent wrote:
    I wasn't talking about the monetary cost! pacman.gif Anyway, goodnight. Hope you get more wine. smile.gif

    Right I get you now, but it would have been ok, because its not a surprise anymore so he wouldnt be able to do it.
    I sit and hope too.
    Night night


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    #61
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Ill be writing to your parents when they return about why not to leave you on your own in future.

    Please dont tell my mammy, she'll kill me if she finds out :D


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