slightly(!) pissed nurse back again...emm,mn nurse

shuvly

yeahhhh, I know nobody reakly cares about us well paid piblic sector people but am havin little celebraton 2nite . m, cos like the ****e celeb in ts jubngle thing, its not me!..Think am safe..for a little whike...









(Am not at all drunj/sober canna do that crosing words out ****e

Saila

55378008

alwaysadub

Are you ever not pissed??

KeithM89_old

I cn typee lke thaat tooo buit its dont mean im wasterd...

Cheap Thrills!

Don't worry OP, everyone loves a slighty pissed nurse!!! :D

Pompey Magnus

shuvly wrote: »

yeahhhh, I know nobody reakly cares about us well paid public sector people but am havin little celebraton 2nite . m, cos like the ****e celeb in ts jubngle thing, its not me!..Think am safe..for a little whike...









(Am not at all drunj/sober canna do that crosing words out ****e

Just spotted a minor spelling mistake in your post.

Degag

There must be something wrong with me because i can type pretty perfectly while drunk.

shuvly

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

Just spotted a minor spelling mistake in your post.

Sorry, ment to say pubic...

Cheap Thrills!

Degag wrote: »

There must be something wrong with me because i can type pretty perfectly while drunk.

mee two0o ! :pac:

starbelgrade

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Don't worry OP, everyone loves a slighty pissed nurse!!! :D

I'm quite fond of a slightly nursed piss.

Einhard

shuvly wrote: »

yeahhhh, I know nobody reakly cares about us well paid piblic sector people but am havin little celebraton 2nite . m, cos like the ****e celeb in ts jubngle thing, its not me!..Think am safe..for a little whike...









(Am not at all drunj/sober canna do that crosing words out ****e

Is Copper's closed tonight?!

Leelaa22

I'm pretty hammered and I think my spelling has improved!!
She is putting it on!
Anyone in the midlands with some redwine going a beggin call into me

TechnoPool

whats yer address

antodeco

Drunk nurse?




/fap fap fap

starbelgrade

The entire midlands internet connection runs off one modem.

Fact.

Leelaa22

LeeLaa22
Dark Country Road
Midlands
Ireland.

Also im in bed so bring a straw for the wine please

shuvly

arkla.come

TheZohanS

KeithM89 wrote: »

I cn typee lke thaat tooo buit its dont mean im wasterd...

It's because your hands are covered in cooking oil.

Cheap Thrills!

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'm quite fond of a slightly nursed piss.

OMG!! Yoiiiuoo are ssoo totally spiritualll !!! meeee 2 :eek:
........*








*barfs efficiently into handbag and administers self 2 stemitol*

Brendog

antodeco wrote: »

Drunk nurse?




/fap fap fap

Yeah its all fun and games until the drunk mess injects you with your morning tea

Leelaa22

starbelgrade wrote: »

The entire midlands internet connection runs off one modem.

Fact.

yup thats mine, so Id bring that wine quick fast if you's want the internet coming a plenty.

antodeco

Brendog wrote: »

Yeah its all fun and games until the drunk mess injects you with your morning tea

Only after I inject her with my midnight ointment

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

I'm pretty hammered and I think my spelling has improved!!
She is putting it on!
Anyone in the midlands with some redwine going a beggin call into me

Leelaa22 wrote: »

yup thats mine, so Id bring that wine quick fast if you's want the internet coming a plenty.

Well your spelling might be fine but your grammar has gone to shit

Leelaa22

KeithM89 wrote: »

Well your spelling might be fine but your grammar has gone to shit

beggers cannot be choosers when one is pissed. Something had to give.
Bye bye grammer
Seriously people... wine?
Do you need directions?
I'm sure you can google map it.

Cheap Thrills!

Ah good old fashioned AH filth.........how i missed u :D

shuvly

TheZohan wrote: »

It's because your hands are covered in cooking oil.

Yeah youre right..(brain hurt ) am totally...sobeeeeeeeeeeer...fek taks a long timmmmmmme to prettttttttend that i am

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

beggers cannot be choosers when one is pissed. Something had to give.
Bye bye grammer
Seriously people... wine?
Do you need directions?
I'm sure you can google map it.

Id come but i have a massive mess to clean up...
Also wine?? eww.....

johnn

Are you the type of nurses they have the t'Pornos?

Pompey Magnus

antodeco wrote: »

Only after I inject her with my midnight ointment

Oooh Matron....

Leelaa22

KeithM89 wrote: »

Id come but i have a massive mess to clean up...
Also wine?? eww.....

It is clean! your out of bog roll but its clean.
Oh we'll do a swap bog roll for alcohol. doesn't have to be wine anymore.

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

It is clean! your out of bog roll but its clean.
Oh we'll do a swap bog roll for alcohol. doesn't have to be wine anymore.

Im there!! and its not technically clean.. yet. Although i am in need of bog-roll fairly soon

Leelaa22

KeithM89 wrote: »

Im there!! and its not technically clean.. yet. Although i am in need of bog-roll fairly soon

Ok we just didnt need to know that. you know the way people talk about that line... yeah well you didnt cross it but you are pretty close to it!
dont forget the straw

shuvly

found kichen roll, so am sure ye will all slep well in yer beds tenite now, rest easy...shuv..

Millicent

KeithM89 wrote: »

Im there!! and its not technically clean.. yet. Although i am in need of bog-roll fairly soon

Out of bog roll and a willing lady waiting for you? Cleveland steamer is your only option here now, Keith. But for God's sake, don't forget the wine or she'll never agree to it.










:P

Leelaa22

Millicent wrote: »

Out of bog roll and a willing lady waiting for you? Cleveland steamer is your only option here now, Keith. But for God's sake, don't forget the wine or she'll never agree to it.




:P

awh... you called me a lady, that's made my night right there

and "Cleveland steamer" should I know what this means?

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

and "Cleveland steamer" should I know what this means?

Itll be a surprise when i arrive...

Millicent

Leelaa22 wrote: »

awh... you called me a lady, that's made my night right there

and "Cleveland steamer" should I know what this means?

Probably best I don't let you in on that little "gift". Trust me, you'll sleep better not knowing.

Leelaa22

KeithM89 wrote: »

Itll be a surprise when i arrive...

Should I google this?
I googled something once before from AH that I didnt understand....it's what drove me to the wine.

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

Should I google this?
I googled something once before from AH that I didnt understand....it's what drove me to the wine.

Yes - you definitely should google it - you wont regret it...

Leelaa22

KeithM89 wrote: »

Yes - you definitely should google it - you wont regret it...

last time someone said that to me it was to blue waffel, im not going to google it

Millicent wrote:

Probably best I don't you in on that little "gift". Trust me, you'll sleep better not knowing.

you cant bring it up then not tell me!
Tell me in a nice way though.

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

Tell me in a nice way though.

Yeah thats not possible - but its not as bad as blue waffle...

Millicent

KeithM89 wrote: »

Yeah thats not possible - but its not as bad as blue waffle...

It's worse, trust me. Blue Waffle isn't real. Cleveland steamer is all too real. Don't do it, Leelaa! You'll only have to get more pi.ssed after!

Leelaa22

Millicent wrote: »

It's worse, trust me. Blue Waffle isn't real. Cleveland steamer is all too real. Don't do it, Leelaa! You'll only have to get more pi.ssed after!

Ok when Keith brings the wine Ill google it.
Blue waffel isn't real? are you sure?
Id be very happy if its not cause that image haunted me for a while wondering what caused it to do that.

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

Ok when Keith brings the wine Ill google it.
Blue waffel isn't real? are you sure?
Id be very happy if its not cause that image haunted me for a while wondering what caused it to do that.

You can google 'Cleveland steamer' and not get any images but the mental image might scar you for life...

Leelaa22

KeithM89 wrote: »

You can google 'Cleveland steamer' and not get any images but the mental image might scar you for life...

I cant take the suspence anymore Im googling it.

Leelaa22

SICKOS!

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

SICKOS!

So you googled it then...
You were warned

Leelaa22

KeithM89 wrote: »

So you googled it then...
You were warned

I didnt bring that term up in conversation

Millicent

Leelaa22 wrote: »

I didnt bring that term up in conversation

I'm sorry! I told you not to do it...

Millicent

Leelaa22 wrote: »

Ok when Keith brings the wine Ill google it.
Blue waffel isn't real? are you sure?
Id be very happy if its not cause that image haunted me for a while wondering what caused it to do that.

To make up for the hideous Google, blue waffle is definitely not real. Promise.

Leelaa22

Millicent wrote: »

I'm sorry! I told you not to do it...

you also told me that term, you must have known I'd get curious!!!

Millicent wrote:

To make up for the hideous Google, blue waffle is definitely not real. Promise.

Good now I can stop being haunted by a minging vag and start being be haunted by KeithM89 and poo.

*insert some sort of sobbing smiley*