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slightly(!) pissed nurse back again...emm,mn nurse

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  • 24-11-2010 1:06am
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    shuvly
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    yeahhhh, I know nobody reakly cares about us well paid piblic sector people but am havin little celebraton 2nite . m, cos like the ****e celeb in ts jubngle thing, its not me!..Think am safe..for a little whike...









    (Am not at all drunj/sober canna do that crosing words out ****e


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    Saila
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    55378008


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    alwaysadub
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    Are you ever not pissed??


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    KeithM89_old
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    I cn typee lke thaat tooo buit its dont mean im wasterd...


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    #5
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Don't worry OP, everyone loves a slighty pissed nurse!!! ;):D


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    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    shuvly wrote: »
    yeahhhh, I know nobody reakly cares about us well paid public sector people but am havin little celebraton 2nite . m, cos like the ****e celeb in ts jubngle thing, its not me!..Think am safe..for a little whike...









    (Am not at all drunj/sober canna do that crosing words out ****e

    Just spotted a minor spelling mistake in your post.


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    Degag
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    There must be something wrong with me because i can type pretty perfectly while drunk.


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    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Pompey Magnus wrote: »
    Just spotted a minor spelling mistake in your post.

    Sorry, ment to say pubic...


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    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Degag wrote: »
    There must be something wrong with me because i can type pretty perfectly while drunk.

    mee two0o ! :pac:


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    starbelgrade
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    Cheap Thrills! wrote: »
    Don't worry OP, everyone loves a slighty pissed nurse!!! ;):D

    I'm quite fond of a slightly nursed piss.


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    Einhard
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    shuvly wrote: »
    yeahhhh, I know nobody reakly cares about us well paid piblic sector people but am havin little celebraton 2nite . m, cos like the ****e celeb in ts jubngle thing, its not me!..Think am safe..for a little whike...









    (Am not at all drunj/sober canna do that crosing words out ****e

    Is Copper's closed tonight?!


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    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    I'm pretty hammered and I think my spelling has improved!!
    She is putting it on!
    Anyone in the midlands with some redwine going a beggin call into me :D


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    TechnoPool
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    whats yer address


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    antodeco
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    Drunk nurse?




    /fap fap fap


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    #15
    starbelgrade
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    The entire midlands internet connection runs off one modem.

    Fact.


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    #16
    Leelaa22
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    LeeLaa22
    Dark Country Road
    Midlands
    Ireland.

    Also im in bed so bring a straw for the wine please


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    #17
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    arkla.come


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    TheZohanS
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    KeithM89 wrote: »
    I cn typee lke thaat tooo buit its dont mean im wasterd...

    It's because your hands are covered in cooking oil.


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    Cheap Thrills!
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I'm quite fond of a slightly nursed piss.

    OMG!! Yoiiiuoo are ssoo totally spiritualll !!! meeee 2 :eek:
    ........*








    *barfs efficiently into handbag and administers self 2 stemitol*


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    Brendog
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    antodeco wrote: »
    Drunk nurse?




    /fap fap fap


    Yeah its all fun and games until the drunk mess injects you with your morning tea


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    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    The entire midlands internet connection runs off one modem.

    Fact.


    yup thats mine, so Id bring that wine quick fast if you's want the internet coming a plenty.


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Brendog wrote: »
    Yeah its all fun and games until the drunk mess injects you with your morning tea

    Only after I inject her with my midnight ointment


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    KeithM89_old
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    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    I'm pretty hammered and I think my spelling has improved!!
    She is putting it on!
    Anyone in the midlands with some redwine going a beggin call into me :D
    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    yup thats mine, so Id bring that wine quick fast if you's want the internet coming a plenty.

    Well your spelling might be fine but your grammar has gone to shit :p


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    #24
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Well your spelling might be fine but your grammar has gone to shit :p


    beggers cannot be choosers when one is pissed. Something had to give.
    Bye bye grammer
    Seriously people... wine?
    Do you need directions?
    I'm sure you can google map it.


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    Cheap Thrills!
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    Ah good old fashioned AH filth.........how i missed u :p:D


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    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    TheZohan wrote: »
    It's because your hands are covered in cooking oil.

    Yeah youre right..(brain hurt ) am totally...sobeeeeeeeeeeer...fek taks a long timmmmmmme to prettttttttend that i am


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    KeithM89_old
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    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    beggers cannot be choosers when one is pissed. Something had to give.
    Bye bye grammer
    Seriously people... wine?
    Do you need directions?
    I'm sure you can google map it.

    Id come but i have a massive mess to clean up...
    Also wine?? eww.....


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    #28
    johnn
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    Are you the type of nurses they have the t'Pornos?


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    #29
    Pompey Magnus
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    antodeco wrote: »
    Only after I inject her with my midnight ointment

    Oooh Matron....


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    #30
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Id come but i have a massive mess to clean up...
    Also wine?? eww.....

    It is clean! your out of bog roll but its clean.
    Oh we'll do a swap bog roll for alcohol. doesn't have to be wine anymore.


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    KeithM89_old
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    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    It is clean! your out of bog roll but its clean.
    Oh we'll do a swap bog roll for alcohol. doesn't have to be wine anymore.

    Im there!! :D and its not technically clean.. yet. Although i am in need of bog-roll fairly soon :)


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