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female public masturbators..

flanum · 2010-11-06 02:49:59

that got yer attention.. i wonder what the public reaction would be if a famous she celeb got caught having a very public wank?

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#92 28-11-2010 3:51am
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randylonghorn wrote: »

Who said anything about selling them? >_>

And anyway, Ms. TarA signed over all profits from pics, videos and recorded images of all kinds; the sale of her used knickers and sex toys; and most everything you could imagine to me years ago.

She may have signed it when bouncing up and down on my ... knee ... and shrieking at God, but it's still legal!

Well she would have only been able to sign over her share of the profits to you, where as my shares of video coverage, pics, used panties, sex toys and vegetables still remain with me.
If you are not selling them, then we do not have a problem. If you are though, we can either take this to legal and see what they say or you can try and convice me to sign over my rights while bouncing up and down on your ..... knee?

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#93 28-11-2010 4:09am
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Em ... you did read the medallion around her neck, didn't you?

The one that says something like "By entering here (literally or metaphorically) you voluntarily cede all rights to photographic, audio or video recordings which may be made of this transaction, and to ownership of any clothing or accessories which may be used during the proceedings."

Though there's a lot to be said for your negotiating tactics ... >_>

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#94 28-11-2010 4:13am
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Shag, I just skimmed it!

:mad:

randylonghorn wrote:

Though there's a lot to be said for your negotiating tactics ... >_>

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

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#95 28-11-2010 9:55pm
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I ♥ Leelaa & Tar!

A match made in heaven!

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#96 28-11-2010 11:59pm
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Awh thank you, thats quite the compliment considering I didnt know who or what Tar was. But now that I know my life will never be the same again.

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#97 29-11-2010 12:46am
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Dear Leela

On behalf of Tar - I herewith officially make you a member of the FANTASTIC-TARRATIC-CLUB. (Also referred to as "FTC").

Membership includes many advantages, including dreaming of Tar, eating Tar-Tar and worshiping Tar. Once on a blue moon, Tar him/herself will come down to you and give you more Tar-tration.

We look forward to having you in our members lounge, where nothing but the finest scotches and cognacs are served.

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#98 29-11-2010 2:00am
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Is there really a members lounge?

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#99 30-11-2010 1:33am
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Aye, it's where all the members hang out ...

... and the ladies get to admire them!

Usually up close and personal in TarA's case!

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#100 01-12-2010 3:07am
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randylonghorn wrote: »

Aye, it's where all the members hang out ...

... and the ladies get to admire them!

Usually up close and personal in TarA's case!

can I go too?

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#101 01-12-2010 3:09am
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Oh I bet you will come

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#102 01-12-2010 3:11am
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Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Oh I bet you will come

we both know ill come, but can I go is the question?

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#103 01-12-2010 3:11am
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gonna have to deal with mr horn on that one, he deals with all the comings and goings around here

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#104 01-12-2010 3:20am
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Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

gonna have to deal with mr horn on that one, he deals with all the comings and goings around here

randylonghorn wrote:

Though there's a lot to be said for your negotiating tactics ... >_>

I think me and Mr Horn will come to a good arrangement

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#105 01-12-2010 3:21am
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oooh sticky situations \o/

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#106 01-12-2010 3:34am
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Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

oooh sticky situations \o/

what does \o/ ive seen it around a few times?

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#107 01-12-2010 3:46am
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stick figure with arms in the air

my adaption is /o\ which is a girl on her knees getting it

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#108 01-12-2010 4:09am
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Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

stick figure with arms in the air

my adaption is /o\ which is a girl on her knees getting it

niiiiiice

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#109 01-12-2010 4:18am
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I do try my hardest to be dirty!

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#110 01-12-2010 4:23am
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Tar you don't have to "try". I've come to realise you are sex.

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#111 01-12-2010 4:33am
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/tilts head
/sex pose
/cape

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#112 01-12-2010 4:36am
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nice touch with the cape. do you hang around outside Dicey's sometimes?

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#113 01-12-2010 4:38am
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Oh i love diceys, so cheap!
dotn hang aroudn too long as they dont let me in in runners :P

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#114 01-12-2010 4:42am
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Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Oh i love diceys, so cheap!
dotn hang aroudn too long as they dont let me in in runners :P

Do you try and pull women under you "cape of love" in the early hours of the morning?

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#115 01-12-2010 6:41am
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no need to try :cool:

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#116 01-12-2010 2:10pm
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More girl on girl? Tar, you slut.

I didn't say stop

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#117 01-12-2010 2:33pm
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Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

no need to try :cool:

Oh I know I've hung around outside diceys too :rolleyes:

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#118 02-12-2010 12:58am
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Leelaa22 wrote: »

thats not something you hear of often, girls trying that while driving, be interesting to know if anyone has tried it and been successful.

After years of searching,courting,striving
I found a girl who's good at driving.

I then discovered - who could tell?
she's keen to flick the bean as well!

When the roof is down in balmy weather
She likes to do them both together.

To keep the flames of passion fanned
I often lend a helping hand.

The seat gets wet - but that's no issue
I just wipe it with a tissue!

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#119 02-12-2010 12:59am
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PS - Tar, would you like to come for a spin in the convertible?

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#120 02-12-2010 1:27am
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/swoons

I like what's going in here. I shall sleep very well tonight... Mmmmmmmh capes....

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#121 02-12-2010 1:42am
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dirty!! I love it!!!

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