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    #62
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    I'm on to you guys.
    And Tar Im on to you too Tar!


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    #63
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    what or who is Tar?

    Tar.Aldarion is a moderator of the Cucckoo's Nest and other forums on Boards.ie who keeps on boggling the minds of the mere mortals.

    Throughout history, it has been hard to define what sex Tar is, and all we could conclude is that Tar, in fact, IS sex.

    Tar will take you like a man, but sweettalks like a woman.
    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    I'm on to you guys.
    And Tar Im on to you too Tar!

    Everyone is on Tar. (Though I prefer Tar to be on me).


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    #64
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    sNarah wrote: »
    Tar.Aldarion is a moderator of the Cucckoo's Nest and other forums on Boards.ie who keeps on boggling the minds of the mere mortals.

    Throughout history, it has been hard to define what sex Tar is, and all we could conclude is that Tar, in fact, IS sex.

    Tar will take you like a man, but sweettalks like a woman.



    Everyone is on Tar. (Though I prefer Tar to be on me).

    Will he take me too?
    Is that was the pic was for?
    Is he trying to get around to everybody on boards?


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    #65
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Will he take me too?
    Yes
    Is that was the pic was for?
    No. Tar likes pictures of pwetty girls. And pwetty boys too for me and some other girls. Equal rights for pwettiness is an important facet of FlirTar. The more flirting, the merrier, the Tarrier.
    Is he trying to get around to everybody on boards?
    Possibly. More likely it's the other way around: Everybody on Boards would like a go at Tar.


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    #66
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    sNarah wrote: »
    Yes


    No. Tar likes pictures of pwetty girls. And pwetty boys too for me and some other girls. Equal rights for pwettiness is an important facet of FlirTar. The more flirting, the merrier, the Tarrier.


    Possibly. More likely it's the other way around: Everybody on Boards would like a go at Tar.

    Dam! is there a long waiting list?


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    #67
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    no, tar can appear in multiple places at the same time. no one needs wait to have sex with tar, but a lot do, cos the anticipation is half the enjoyment...

    no strike that, anticipation pales in comparision to tar


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    #68
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Well, out of the 300.000 or so activate users about 85% has a definite interest in Tar. Tar is interested in about 4% of those 85% and about 3% of the remaining 15% with no Tar-terest.

    You do the maths.

    Or, you can swoon Tar by writing a poem. Or a song. Or making pwetty pictures of pwetty girls.


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    #69
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    thats seems like an awful lot of effort.


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    #70
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    thats seems like an awful lot of effort.
    you've already posted a pwetty picture of yourself :) that's half the battle ;)


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    #71
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    whiteman19 wrote: »
    you've already posted a pwetty picture of yourself :) that's half the battle ;)

    Thank you :rolleyes:
    but even still the poem writing or song singing... meh.
    Can't I just click my heals 3 times and open my legs?


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    #72
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    That would DEFINITLY work! Good woman!

    hang on...
    Calling Tar.A, checkout 7. Tar.A, checkout 7.


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    #73
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    Yay









    * legs open and waiting....


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    #74
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /penetration


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    #75
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    wow.... just wow....
    Yup I get it now


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    #76
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    /penetration
    Did it hurt, bbz? :p


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    #77
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    Who? Tar or me?


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    #78
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Who? Tar or me?
    TarA ofc!

    You mean she wasn't the one being penetrated?! :confused:


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    #79
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Poor Randy. Always one step behind... :pac:


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    #80
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Solitaire wrote: »
    Poor Randy. Always one step behind... :pac:
    Well, I'm usually one step behind TarA when she's being ... actually, nvm, TMI! >_>


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    #81
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    You watched TarA and Leelaa's girl-on-girl (or genderbender-on-girl) action again? :rolleyes::D


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    #82
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Nah, missed that one.

    I'll have to check the hidden cameras later ;)


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    #83
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    PM me the Hotfile link ;)


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    #84
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    can I get a copy of this?


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    #85
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    You like watching yourself and Tar?! :eek::D

    I honestly didn't think my respect for you could possibly rise any higher. Well it just has :cool:;)


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    #86
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Sure, I'll have to make copies for the usual suspects anyway ... Sarky, whiteman, fago!, DeV, brummytom, challengemaster, Damo ...

    Oh, and TarA loves watching herself too, she has this little ritual before heading out on her next night's adventure ...

    'Tis costly on vegetables, but sure it keeps her happy! :rolleyes:


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    #87
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    eh randy, you know to give me at least 10 copies, right?


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    #88
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    :rolleyes:

    You don't actually have to get all *that* up close and personal with them you know!

    I've heard of guys doing that with pineapple rings, but really! Even your tiny wand is going to get stuck one day!


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    #89
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    Randy if you are selling them, I think myself and Tar should be let in on the profits.
    It's only right.


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    #90
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    And a head for business! :eek::D


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    #91
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Who said anything about selling them? >_>

    And anyway, Ms. TarA signed over all profits from pics, videos and recorded images of all kinds; the sale of her used knickers and sex toys; and most everything you could imagine to me years ago.

    She may have signed it when bouncing up and down on my ... knee ... and shrieking at God, but it's still legal!


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