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Cork Radio host jerks it on Aer Lingus flight

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Was there any applause after take off?

    his hands were too busy! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    his hands were too busy! ;)

    Air Hostess to Passenger: Hot towel Sir?
    Passenger to AH: Oh I'd love one but my hands are full.:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭cizolin


    He just couldn't stop tearing the mossy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,763 ✭✭✭farna_boy


    Thomas828 wrote: »
    Well, at least the DJ has had the decency to come on air and apologize for what he did, even though he doesn't remember it. That's more than can be said for that half-wit Johnny Walker on BBC Radio 2 when he pulled that obnoxious practical joke on Andrew Sachs a couple of years ago.

    Really? It seemed very "Bertie Ahern" to me.

    "I don't actually remember anything, but if these people say I did it, it might be true."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Aw... I really feel sorry for him. He could be condescending to listeners and guests; moralising and judgemental (although not to a Jeremy Kyle degree) and he came across as arrogant and egotistical, but his listeners totally indulged all of the above ("Neil's a man of the people biy!" Yeah sure, from his mansion) but whatever a person's level of dickheadedness, they only deserve a comeuppance (:pac:) equal to it, and I think this far exceeds what he deserves, in my opinion. Who knows about his career, but his reputation is in tatters, and his poor family...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    he took his cock out under the influence of some booze and a nurofen?

    there is no way that all there is to this story


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Dudess wrote: »
    Yeah sure, from his mansion

    to be fair his house is not a mansion by a long shot!

    Dudess wrote: »
    but whatever a person's level of dickheadedness, they only deserve a comeuppance (:pac:) equal to it, and I think this far exceeds what he deserves, in my opinion. Who knows about his career, but his reputation is in tatters, and his poor family...

    it is his family i do feel sorry for, not so much his wife but his kids are only teenagers and as you can imagine at that stage in life your parents are embarrassing enough, nevermind them making national news over this! :eek:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,692 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    I find it incredibly hard to believe his story about the Nurofen and booze...:pac:

    Y'know - given the way parochial tribalism is so strong in this country, I'd say there are loyal fans of this idiot lining up to support him through thick and thin.:rolleyes::(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    hahahahahahhaha how orginal :rolleyes:

    racist dublin fecker

    Because Cork is a race now?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    Dudess wrote: »
    Aw... I really feel sorry for him. He could be condescending to listeners and guests; moralising and judgemental (although not to a Jeremy Kyle degree) and he came across as arrogant and egotistical, but his listeners totally indulged all of the above ("Neil's a man of the people biy!" Yeah sure, from his mansion) but whatever a person's level of dickheadedness, they only deserve a comeuppance (:pac:) equal to it, and I think this far exceeds what he deserves, in my opinion. Who knows about his career, but his reputation is in tatters, and his poor family...

    you feel sorry for him?? i wonder were there kids within view of him?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭jiggerypokery


    zimovain wrote: »

    Play the emms section one after the other, could be the audio from the flight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Wouldnt it have been easier to say this is legal.


    if i said "this is legal" it wouldn't sound like the quote of alan from the hangover then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    smurgen wrote: »
    if i said "this is legal" it wouldn't sound like the quote of alan from the hangover then.

    what you said was a bit of a tongue twister though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Thomas828 wrote: »
    Well, at least the DJ has had the decency to come on air and apologize for what he did, even though he doesn't remember it. That's more than can be said for that half-wit Johnny Walker on BBC Radio 2 when he pulled that obnoxious practical joke on Andrew Sachs a couple of years ago.

    He keeps referring to "the article" in his apology. That's the article in the examiner, get your mind out of the gutter.
    Sounds to me like its as close to denial as you can get. An as usual with famous people its not their fault. It was the nurofen. Pathetic apology, and I have no idea how his lawyer on today fm didn't laugh when he tried to say this was normal!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    I raced home last evening and downed 2 nuerofen and drank a bottle of red wind from Lidl, not the best quality but cheep.
    I turned on the Telly and tuned into Luton Airport on Living and waited. I sat thorugh 2 episodes and even the same 2 on Living +1 and nothing. A real flop of an evening.
    The only thing its caused wasy a very drunken slur and a bad hangover this morning whichI am trying to cure with a Nuerofin.
    I call bulls**t on Neil Prendervilles story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,420 ✭✭✭Dionysus


    I love The Irish Times take on this story this morning. He merely 'exposed' himself and this was a 'security' issue.

    The 'paper of record' indeed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,247 ✭✭✭Greaney


    I had a few thoughts when I heard this story...

    a) Holy cow!!!!, three nurofen and a couple of drinks makes you do that!!!!

    b) I'd have wigged out if I was beside him and said 'oi!! Put it away!!'

    c) If my Dad/husband/mate did that, I'd die!

    d) God has a sense of humour. The most pontificating, judgmental, proud and arrogant people have the most humiliating downfalls :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    The painkillers mustn't have been that good because they certainly didn't kill his buzz........:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,678 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    The thing I don't get is that there seems to be 2 weeks between the incident, and the article. Why wasn't there a pre-emptive apology before then? It seems to be that he's apologising because of the article, not because of the event. That's my 2 cents anyway.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    I call bulls**t on Neil Prendervilles story.

    it is true that a certain amount of alcohol and pain killers could knock you out, i also believe his "i don't remember" is bull ****, no matter how much you drink on a night out you still remember acting like an ass the following morning, and if the pain killers are involved then i speculate you would be out cold before you could get to the stage of jerking off!



    *cannot believe i am talking about Neil Prenderville jerking off BEFORE breakfast :eek::(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Donal Og O Baelach


    Do you usually talk about it AFTER breakfast Mrs P?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    The thing I don't get is that there seems to be 2 weeks between the incident, and the article. Why wasn't there a pre-emptive apology before then? It seems to be that he's apologising because of the article, not because of the event. That's my 2 cents anyway.


    Thats how long a complaint takes to get processed at Aer Lingus so the poor and brave Neil probably thought he had a stroke of luck and get off scott free.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Do you usually talk about it AFTER breakfast Mrs P?

    no god no! hate the wanker (no pun intended) just cannot believe this is the topic of conversation :eek: (even more so at this time of the day!! :eek: if you met him you'd know why im so grossed out right now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭force eleven


    Was there a happy ending to this story?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    The thing I don't get is that there seems to be 2 weeks between the incident, and the article. Why wasn't there a pre-emptive apology before then? It seems to be that he's apologising because of the article, not because of the event. That's my 2 cents anyway.

    I'd guess its because his lawyer tried and failed to stop the press reporting it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    it is his family i do feel sorry for, not so much his wife but his kids are only teenagers and as you can imagine at that stage in life your parents are embarrassing enough, nevermind them making national news over this!

    must be gut-wrenching for them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Thomas828 wrote: »
    Well, at least the DJ has had the decency to come on air and apologize for what he did, even though he doesn't remember it. That's more than can be said for that half-wit Johnny Walker on BBC Radio 2 when he pulled that obnoxious practical joke on Andrew Sachs a couple of years ago.

    Don't you mean Jonathan Ross and Russel Brand?
    Both apologised and one was fired


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,153 ✭✭✭Johnny Utah


    "Good morning and welcome to Aer Lingus flight 101 from London to Cork. My name is Ann Shandy and I am your flight attendant today. We shall be flying at 35,000 feet and we will fly over (bash the) Bishopstown before landing.

    The Aer Lingus seating policy is first-cum-first-served. W@nkers should sit near the front of the plane. Your captain today is Ivor Biggun and he will be flying solo. The in-flight movie is 'Free Willy'. There will be a full menu available on this flight; personally I'd recommend the 'Spotted Dick with tossed salad'. Keep your seatbelts and pants on until we reach altitude. Enjoy your flight".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    "Good morning and welcome to Aer Lingus flight 101 from London to Cork. My name is Ann Shandy and I am your flight attendant today. We shall be flying at 35,000 feet and we will fly over (bash the) Bishopstown before landing.

    The Aer Lingus seating policy is first-cum-first-served. W@nkers should sit near the front of the plane. Your captain today is Ivor Biggun and he will be flying solo. The in-flight movie is 'Free Willy'. There will be a full menu available on this flight; personally I'd recommend the 'Spotted Dick with tossed salad'. Keep your seatbelts and pants on until we reach altitude. Enjoy your flight".

    Trying too hard. Much like Neil with his nurofen 'defense'.


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