Sausages or Rashers?

starbelgrade

You got one choice & one choice only, so what do you pick?

I know - it's a headfuck, but you gotta pick one over the other.

Celly Smunt

pudding.

Princess Peach

Big meaty sausages

cherryghost

Fcuk that. Sausages and rashers in a toast sandwich or nothing, I'm afraid

alwaysadub

Sausages without a doubt.

PanchoVilla

Sausages, cus they're made of intestines.

KeithM89_old

Dont make me chooose!!!!!

If you held a gun to my head (which you are), id go for Rashers. - i love a rasher sammich after a night out

mahamageehad

Rashers are the most amazing wonder food known to womankind and when i get back to Ireland I will eat a pigsty full of rashers!!!

starbelgrade

cherryghost wrote: »

Fcuk that. Sausages and rashers in a toast sandwich or nothing, I'm afraid

Well then, you get nothing.

You had one choice & you blew it. Now, go to bed & I don't care if you're hungry.

Hail 2 Da Thief

Why limit yourself I say!

Cjayses

Snosages

Pighead

Horrible poll. Tofu for Pighead.

Celly Smunt

Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »

Why limit yourself I say!

they look amazing,imagine them with a dippy egg and a slice of toast,boner material.

Princess Peach

mahamageehad wrote: »

Rashers are the most amazing wonder food known to womankind and when i get back to Ireland I will eat a pigsty full of rashers!!!

You can't ride a rasher though

starbelgrade

KeithM89 wrote: »

Dont make me chooose!!!!!

If you held a gun to my head (which you are), id go for Rashers. - i love a rasher sammich after a night out

I still haven't voted yet myself.

I go to pick rashers, then think, 'no, sausages', then think, 'no, rashers'.

I'll be up all night at this rate.

I wish I hadn't started this thread. It's pure cruel.

squod

Saugages.

WindSock

Rasher sambos are nicer than sausage ones although you can't beat a good sausage sometimes [insert innurendo joke]

OutlawPete

Pighead wrote: »

Horrible poll. Tofu for Pighead.

You can still choose Sausages so .. no need to go cannibal

Hail 2 Da Thief

Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »

Why limit yourself I say!

pmcmahon wrote: »

they look amazing,imagine them with a dippy egg and a slice of toast,boner material.

I know. I really wish I hadn't looked that up! I'm getting peckish now :pac:

TheZohanS

This.

KeithM89_old

starbelgrade wrote: »

I still haven't voted yet myself.

I go to pick rashers, then think, 'no, sausages', then think, 'no, rashers'.

I'll be up all night at this rate.

I wish I hadn't started this thread. It's pure cruel.

Are we factoring in quality here?? Caus if it was choice between Tesco finest sausages and some fatty galtee crap then id change my mind to sausages.

Times like this im glad im not vegetarian though

Celly Smunt

WindSock wrote: »

Rasher sambos are nicer than sausage ones although you can't beat a good sausage sometimes [banging the crap out of you making you feel like a real woman]

FYP

Little Acorn

Sausages.

I love rashers too, but sausages are more satisfying and filling.

Celly Smunt

Little Acorn wrote: »

Sausages.

I love rashers too, but sausages are more satisfying and filling.

don't you know...

fonecrusher1

Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »

Why limit yourself I say!

Food porn. Please no more pics like that. Im gettin an angry hunger.

starbelgrade

KeithM89 wrote: »

Are we factoring in quality here?? Caus if it was choice between Tesco finest sausages and some fatty galtee crap then id change my mind to sausages.

Times like this im glad im not vegetarian though

No processed or supermarket shite. I'm talking finest quality, craft butcher's pig meat here.

KeithM89_old

starbelgrade wrote: »

No processed or supermarket shite. I'm talking finest quality, craft butcher's pig meat here.

Well il stick with my Rashers choice - some nice thick fresh bread, 2 juicy, crispy rahsers and some HP brown sauce is the greatest thing ever

DOC09UNAM

Princess Peach wrote: »

You can't ride a rasher though

You can ride a pig though.

starbelgrade

I'm going to sleep on this one & vote tomorrow.

It'll probably a restless night.

Mint Sauce

rashers, pan fried, then under the grill for a couple of minutes to get the fat nice and crispy.

Princess Peach

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

You can ride a pig though.

Ugh. Been there.

Black Swan

Rashers! But it's hard to find real rashers across the pond. I need a rasher-connection.

bonzodog2

Princess Peach wrote: »

Ugh. Been there.

Ooooh ya durty biatch

I'd be a rasher man meself

PanchoVilla

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Rashers! But it's hard to find real rashers across the pond. I need a rasher-connection.

Mmm...crispy bacon is so much nicer than rashers. Jimmy Dean, I miss you.

mahamageehad

Princess Peach wrote: »

Ugh. Been there.

Everyones been there!!

Celly Smunt

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Rashers! But it's hard to find real rashers across the pond. I need a rasher-connection.

streaky bacon is crap isn't it

Princess Peach

mahamageehad wrote: »

Everyones been there!!

Pig, dog, rat. They're all the same!

mahamageehad

Princess Peach wrote: »

Pig, dog, rat. They're all the same!

We should hang out hahaha

PanchoVilla

pmcmahon wrote: »

streaky bacon is crap isn't it

Only here. For some reason the streaky bacon here doesn't get nice and crispy like it does in the U.S. I think it's something to do with the way they cure it.

PanchoVilla

mahamageehad wrote: »

We should hang out hahaha

And so a lesbian is born.

Can I watch? I swear you won't even know I'm there.

Celly Smunt

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Only here. For some reason the streaky bacon here doesn't get nice and crispy like it does in the U.S. I think it's something to do with the way they cure it.

i think its too thick

clikityclak

Butchers sausages all the way. On the grill, nearly burnt, add mc cambridge bread and lashings of real butter...

Well now I have to eat that for brekkie

Dudess

Sausages. Rashers are lovely too though.

Celly Smunt

i think i might have my famous three course breakfast tomorrow

starbelgrade

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Only here. For some reason the streaky bacon here doesn't get nice and crispy like it does in the U.S. I think it's something to do with the way they cure it.

It's more to do with how it's cooked. All bacon goes crispy if you cook it quickly at a really intense heat.

Degag

Rashers! And i'm surprised the poll is so close!

fonecrusher1

I chose rashers based on these facts.

- Rashers take minutes to cook/ sausages take at least 10 minutes.
- Rashers need very little attention when cooking./ sausages demand sweat-inducing scrutiny if you want them the right colour/tenderness.
- Ever have a rasher & egg sandwich?
- Rasher sandwichs can be eaten with red or brown sauce. Or mayonaise if your a pervert/ sausages? just red sauce. Boring.
- Rashers are 100% real meat./ sausages can contain as little as 42% actual pork.

OPENROAD

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I chose rashers based on these facts.

- Rashers take minutes to cook/ sausages take at least 10 minutes.
- Rashers need very little attention when cooking./ sausages demand sweat-inducing scrutiny if you want them the right colour/tenderness.
- Ever have a rasher & egg sandwich?
- Rasher sandwichs can be eaten with red or brown sauce. Or mayonaise if your a pervert/ sausages? just red sauce. Boring.
- Rashers are 100% real meat./ sausages can contain as little as 42% actual pork.

I could never add sauce especially if the quality of the meat is good.

sligopark

mmmmm

Celly Smunt

sligopark wrote: »

mmmmm

fap.

fonecrusher1

Does anybody else automatically think of delicious pork products when they see a picture of a pig?

I just see a walking ham. Yummers.