No Money In the Bank!

starbelgrade

I've just been to the hole in the wall & when I put in my card to make a withdrawal, it said "Insufficient Funds".

Is there any money left in the banks, or has it all been spent by those greedy gobbos in the Dale?

Stinicker

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've just been to the hole in the wall & when I put in my card to make a withdrawal, it said "Insufficient Funds".

Is there any money left in the banks, or has it all been spent by those greedy gobbos in the Dale?

Did you have any in there before?

Sardonicat

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've just been to the hole in the wall & when I put in my card to make a withdrawal, it said "Insufficient Funds".

Is there any money left in the banks, or has it all been spent by those greedy gobbos in the Dale?

What? The Dingles from Emmerdale have stolen your money?

Ian Beale

Where is this Dale you speak of?

starbelgrade

Stinicker wrote: »

Did you have any in there before?

Yes. The greedy developers must have taken it.

galwayrush

I tried to withdraw 3 Billion, it told me to **** off....

brianthebard

OP is probably drunk and doesn't realise this message means they have no money, probably because he spent on booze. Probably....

alwaysadub

Dale Winton robbed your money?!


I never have money to put into the bank anymore,so i'm well used to it

starbelgrade

Ian Beale wrote: »

Where is this Dale you speak of?

The Dale. The Dale Hairin. Where all them politichans do be robbin' us blind.

nullzero

Ian Beale wrote: »

Where is this Dale you speak of?

E by gum lad ti' dales are chuffing huge.

KeithM89_old

A subway card is not a valid bank card :rolleyes:

Oranage2

Ian Beale wrote: »

Where is this Dale you speak of?

Why does Dale have my f*cking money

starbelgrade

We're all screwed I tell yis.

AlmightyCushion

Your money's in Bill's house and Fred's house.

Biggins

"Frak!"

Thats all. Exits thread!

Gillington

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've just been to the hole in the wall & when I put in my card to make a withdrawal, it said "Insufficient Funds".

Is there any money left in the banks, or has it all been spent by those greedy gobbos in the Dale?

This what you saw!?

ScumLord

Happened to me too today, bastard bills all arriving at the same time, direct debit is a c word.

TheZohanS

starbelgrade wrote: »

The Dale. The Dale Hairin. Where all them politichans do be robbin' us blind.

The minks eated all the moneyz.

starbelgrade

Biggins wrote: »

"Frak!"

Thats all. Exits thread!

And you and your chinese mates are part of the problem. Yis took ur jobs. Why dont ye frak off back to China.

Just leave us a spare ribs & a three n' one before you go.

DOC09UNAM

Pfft, Im minus 249.47.

I win.

Biggins

starbelgrade wrote: »

...Just leave us a spare ribs & a three n' one before you go.

Will a swan do?

DOC09UNAM

AINT GOT NO MONEH IN THE BANK WUT
AINT GOT NO MONEH IN THE BANK WUT

ejmaztec

Dale be loadsamoney tomorrow.

starbelgrade

Biggins wrote: »

Will a swan do?

Yeah. But I want curry sauce with it. Those swans are awful dry.

Spend all their bleedin' lives on de water & they're still dry. Bastards.

Biggins

starbelgrade wrote: »

Yeah. But I want curry sauce with it. Those swans are awful dry.

Spend all their bleedin' lives on de water & they're still dry. Bastards.

Must be Cavan swans you had before. They give nothing up! :pac:

starbelgrade

Biggins wrote: »

Must be Cavan swans you had before. They give nothing up! :pac:

Racist.

Just coz Cavan people aren't totally human, doesn't mean that you can be bad to them.

Biggins

starbelgrade wrote: »

Racist.

Just coz Cavan people aren't totally human, doesn't mean that you can be bad to them.

I'm nice to some of them, once in a while I give a bone to the women.

Son Of A Vidic

starbelgrade wrote: »

"Insufficient Funds"

Global financial expression: ''I can't go out tonight because I'm Ireland, or I've been Irelanded.''

Meaning: I have Insufficient Funds for the pursuit of pleasurable activities, I'm skint, I'm broke or I'm totally fcuked.

OutlawPete

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've just been to the hole in the wall & when I put in my card to make a withdrawal, it said "Insufficient Funds".

You're thinking of the Credit Union all wrong.

As if it had the money back in a safe.

The money's not here.

Your money's in Joe's house...right next to yours.

And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others.

Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can.

Now what are you going to do?

Foreclose on them?

I beg of you not to do this thing.

You remember last year when things weren't going so well, and you couldn't make your payments.

You didn't lose your house, did you?

Do you think the Banks would let you keep it?

McDougal

Was it AIB? Cos I hear it's gone under

Mr Benevolent

I never put my money in the bank. Credit union is where it's at.

McDougal

McDougal wrote: »

Was it AIB? Cos I hear it's gone under

No, it's still shafting us on top!

Oranage2

My money is going into this new Toxic Bank Mobile

knird evol

Confab wrote: »

I never put my money in the bank. Credit union is where it's at.

The Credit Unions keep their funds on deposit in the Banks.

cyril the squirrel saving stamps ftw.

SV

I keep my money in a Cartman piggy bank.
It's true. He keeps it very safe for me.

Ruu_Old

I had my money delivered but the cunt of a driver wouldn't even bring it into the house for me so I sent it back.

Ruu

Ruu wrote: »

I had my money delivered but the cunt of a driver wouldn't even bring it into the house for me so I sent it back.

...and he delivered it to me, Thanks! :cool:

Sticky_Fingers

Biggins wrote: »

I'm nice to some of them, once in a while I give a bone to the women.

Aren't you a married man Biggins?
Shameful behaviour:(

old_aussie

Back to the future.

Ireland sounds like it's becoming America in 1930.

I think the rush on the banks quickly sent America to bankruptcy.

Doc

Without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

felic

I closed my AIB and Bank of Ireland accounts. Not that I had a lot of money in them but Im not gonna risk losing what little I have. The Credit Unions seem much more user friendly and nicer to deal with. Does anyone here know if they re bringing an online system in the Republic so we could transfer money into or out of our CU accounts? That would be way handy say if someone goes abroad on a temp contract for a few months and has to pay off a loan...

Banks in this country? Finished. I think when i get myself back up and running again, not that I intend sticking round in Ireland for the rest of my life and end up paying 90% in tax... I dont think Ill be banking with an Irish bank ever again.

TeddyTedson

I have some money just resting in my bank account at the moment. I should move it.

emptybladder

felic wrote: »

I closed my AIB and Bank of Ireland accounts. Not that I had a lot of money in them but Im not gonna risk losing what little I have. The Credit Unions seem much more user friendly and nicer to deal with. Does anyone here know if they re bringing an online system in the Republic so we could transfer money into or out of our CU accounts? That would be way handy say if someone goes abroad on a temp contract for a few months and has to pay off a loan...

Banks in this country? Finished. I think when i get myself back up and running again, not that I intend sticking round in Ireland for the rest of my life and end up paying 90% in tax... I dont think Ill be banking with an Irish bank ever again.

But you do know your C.U. money is on deposit in AIB, right?

dotsman

felic wrote: »

I closed my AIB and Bank of Ireland accounts. Not that I had a lot of money in them but Im not gonna risk losing what little I have. The Credit Unions seem much more user friendly and nicer to deal with. Does anyone here know if they re bringing an online system in the Republic so we could transfer money into or out of our CU accounts? That would be way handy say if someone goes abroad on a temp contract for a few months and has to pay off a loan...

Banks in this country? Finished. I think when i get myself back up and running again, not that I intend sticking round in Ireland for the rest of my life and end up paying 90% in tax... I dont think Ill be banking with an Irish bank ever again.

Money in a credit union is far riskier. You have no idea where that money is gone. There are so many credit unions out there that are fcuked, but because they are not of systemic importance, can be let go to the wall.

And no, banks in this country are not finished.
And no, we won't ever be paying 90% tax.

sing_dumb

Did you buy anything in the last week(s) on your Laser Card that has'nt debited yet??? Something you might have forgotten about? It can happen that a shop does'nt put through a purchase for weeks and then when you least expect it...voila it goes through. Or, check and see if you have been charges in duplicate for a Laser purchase.

Mardy Bum

old_aussie wrote: »

Back to the future.

Ireland sounds like it's becoming America in 1930.

I think the rush on the banks quickly sent America to bankruptcy.

Yes thats a large reason behind the Great Depression.

However our own economic collapse is largely down to insolvency not illiquidity.

felic

Well, I feel having money in a Credit Union once its not going above 10,000. And I feel more confident going about getting a loan with a credit union once the savings match the loan. With an AIB account, I would not feel so confident.

Where is it wise to put savings so? And please don't say under a mattress. Can we save in a Post Office?

OutlawPete

Just noticed that the annual €5 ATM Card charge has been applied to my account, they didn't waste any time with that, straight in on New Year's Day and on a Saturday and all.

emptybladder

But your cash isnt in your local credit union branch. Its on deposit in AIB. Y'see, this is the problem with people taking advice from armchair economists.

felic wrote: »

Well, I feel having money in a Credit Union once its not going above 10,000. And I feel more confident going about getting a loan with a credit union once the savings match the loan. With an AIB account, I would not feel so confident.

Where is it wise to put savings so? And please don't say under a mattress. Can we save in a Post Office?

felic

emptybladder wrote: »

But your cash isnt in your local credit union branch. Its on deposit in AIB. Y'see, this is the problem with people taking advice from armchair economists.

So what's the alternative? One of the other smaller banks? A bank abroad?

emptybladder

felic wrote: »

So what's the alternative? One of the other smaller banks? A bank abroad?

Well my money has been split between a sterling UB account and a Rabo euro account for many months now. Personally, I think its a safer bet as I see the euro collapsing, but others will disagree.