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No Money In the Bank!

  • 30-09-2010 12:32AM
    #1
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭


    I've just been to the hole in the wall & when I put in my card to make a withdrawal, it said "Insufficient Funds".

    Is there any money left in the banks, or has it all been spent by those greedy gobbos in the Dale?


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  • #2
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I've just been to the hole in the wall & when I put in my card to make a withdrawal, it said "Insufficient Funds".

    Is there any money left in the banks, or has it all been spent by those greedy gobbos in the Dale?

    Did you have any in there before?


  • #3
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,473 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I've just been to the hole in the wall & when I put in my card to make a withdrawal, it said "Insufficient Funds".

    Is there any money left in the banks, or has it all been spent by those greedy gobbos in the Dale?

    What? The Dingles from Emmerdale have stolen your money?


  • #4
    Ian Beale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭Ian Beale


    Where is this Dale you speak of?


  • #5
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Stinicker wrote: »
    Did you have any in there before?

    Yes. The greedy developers must have taken it.


  • #6
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I tried to withdraw 3 Billion, it told me to **** off....


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  • #7
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    OP is probably drunk and doesn't realise this message means they have no money, probably because he spent on booze. Probably....


  • #8
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Dale Winton robbed your money?!


    I never have money to put into the bank anymore,so i'm well used to it


  • #9
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Ian Beale wrote: »
    Where is this Dale you speak of?

    The Dale. The Dale Hairin. Where all them politichans do be robbin' us blind.


  • #10
    nullzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Ian Beale wrote: »
    Where is this Dale you speak of?

    E by gum lad ti' dales are chuffing huge.


  • #11
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    A subway card is not a valid bank card :rolleyes:


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  • #12
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Ian Beale wrote: »
    Where is this Dale you speak of?

    Why does Dale have my f*cking money


  • #13
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    We're all screwed I tell yis.


  • #14
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Your money's in Bill's house and Fred's house.


  • #15
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    "Frak!"

    Thats all. Exits thread!


  • #16
    Gillington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I've just been to the hole in the wall & when I put in my card to make a withdrawal, it said "Insufficient Funds".

    Is there any money left in the banks, or has it all been spent by those greedy gobbos in the Dale?

    This what you saw!?


  • #17
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Happened to me too today, bastard bills all arriving at the same time, direct debit is a c word.


  • #18
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    The Dale. The Dale Hairin. Where all them politichans do be robbin' us blind.


    The minks eated all the moneyz.


  • #19
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Biggins wrote: »
    "Frak!"

    Thats all. Exits thread!

    And you and your chinese mates are part of the problem. Yis took ur jobs. Why dont ye frak off back to China.

    Just leave us a spare ribs & a three n' one before you go.


  • #20
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    Pfft, Im minus 249.47.

    I win.


  • #21
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    ...Just leave us a spare ribs & a three n' one before you go.
    Will a swan do? ;)


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  • #22
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    AINT GOT NO MONEH IN THE BANK WUT
    AINT GOT NO MONEH IN THE BANK WUT


  • #23
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Dale be loadsamoney tomorrow.


  • #24
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Biggins wrote: »
    Will a swan do? ;)

    Yeah. But I want curry sauce with it. Those swans are awful dry.

    Spend all their bleedin' lives on de water & they're still dry. Bastards.


  • #25
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Yeah. But I want curry sauce with it. Those swans are awful dry.

    Spend all their bleedin' lives on de water & they're still dry. Bastards.
    Must be Cavan swans you had before. They give nothing up! :pac:


  • #26
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Biggins wrote: »
    Must be Cavan swans you had before. They give nothing up! :pac:

    Racist.

    Just coz Cavan people aren't totally human, doesn't mean that you can be bad to them.


  • #27
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Racist.

    Just coz Cavan people aren't totally human, doesn't mean that you can be bad to them.
    I'm nice to some of them, once in a while I give a bone to the women. :D


  • #28
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    "Insufficient Funds"

    Global financial expression: ''I can't go out tonight because I'm Ireland, or I've been Irelanded.''

    Meaning: I have Insufficient Funds for the pursuit of pleasurable activities, I'm skint, I'm broke or I'm totally fcuked.


  • #29
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I've just been to the hole in the wall & when I put in my card to make a withdrawal, it said "Insufficient Funds".

    You're thinking of the Credit Union all wrong.

    As if it had the money back in a safe.

    The money's not here.

    Your money's in Joe's house...right next to yours.

    And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others.

    Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can.

    Now what are you going to do?

    Foreclose on them?

    I beg of you not to do this thing.

    You remember last year when things weren't going so well, and you couldn't make your payments.

    You didn't lose your house, did you?

    Do you think the Banks would let you keep it?


  • #30
    McDougal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭McDougal


    Was it AIB? Cos I hear it's gone under


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  • #31
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I never put my money in the bank. Credit union is where it's at.


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