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The object to your left is now your weapon!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Originally Posted by mconigol
    walkie-talkie, flame retardant overalls, a hardhat and an empty can of pussy
    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Please,please enlighten me.

    It's an energy drink....100% natural :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    mconigol wrote: »
    It's an energy drink....100% natural :cool:
    Disappointed:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Disappointed:(

    Maybe so...but in the meantime, if you were a zombie at least, I'd have used this cunning distraction to make my escape!


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I won't even dare to ask where the fúck you are but I really hope I don't wander in there after too many beers tonight:eek:

    The pint glass is there because I drink water all day. A smaller glass would mean more trips to the sink.
    The screwdrivers and surgical spirits because I was cleaning thermal paste from a heat sink earlier. I would have mentioned the cotton buds, but they're not really useful unless I use my cigarette lighter to soften them up and make them pointy.
    That's just the stuff on the desktop.

    There's also the fan, the desktop pc I was working on earlier, a comically oversized remote control and assorted cables. Oh yeah, then there's the double adapter plug for more eye poking, my phone so that I can call for back up, some xanax so that I can go out happy, and a speaker for throwing/ electrocuting.

    The joys of being left handed. All that's on the right is a toy sword, a tv too heavy for one person to throw, a pair of shoes and an empty laptop bag.
    Me too...I want to be where Terry is when the zombies arrive...

    There's also a couch. Giggidy.
    connundrum wrote: »
    This gay motivational poster and this weapon of a desk fan.

    Sigh, looks like I'm dedz :(

    No. What you need to do it remove the cover from the front of the fan and sharpen the edges of the blades. That'll remove some fingers.

    On a serious note, removing the front cover also provides more cool air. It's there for safety, but the bars interfere with the flow.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,548 ✭✭✭Ave Sodalis


    A fish tank, fish food and an empty dvd case :D


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