The object to your left is now your weapon!

jayok77

Just saw this thought provoking image attached!

I got an A4 pad, a stapler and a foam Ozzie rules football! [Gulp] Maybe if I throw the ball in the air to distract them and then quickly staple a page to their forehead I would have a chance to escape while they are blinded??? ... OK, OK... its a weak plan but what else could I do?? I like my brains, I don't wanna share!!

aidan_walsh

The sofa cushion, or at a stretch the living room door.

Guess I'm boned.

easyeason3

The corner of my computer screen.

StompToWork

Mines a stapler, an iPhone and a printed out project plan for 802.1x implimentation.

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It's everything I own,

In a box ...

Fluorescence

I've a tennis ball, a wasted light bulb and ear phones...

easyeason3

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

It's everything I own,

In a box ...

To the left, to the left...

bigwormbundoran

Electric guitar, a 10 watt amp and a stack of books

The guitar is one solid mudda funker so i should be sound for a while. YESH!

FearDark

For fúck sake, more threads recycled from 4chan, get an origional idea ffs.

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easyeason3 wrote: »

To the left, to the left...

\0/ woohoo - someone got it!

Cheers Easy;)




Edit : Bet ye'll all be singing it for the rest of the day Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ruu_Old

A USB flash drive, could be used as a shank.

Des Carter

Iv a bed, a camera and a cup.

2 zombies 1 cup - the next internet sensation?????

finipops

Well i ain't gonna do much damage with a wall socket now am i?:p

_feedback_

God help the zombie that comes across me and my calculator.

stovelid

The razor-sharp creases on my trousers.

IvyTheTerrible

A sheet of A4, a banana and a half empty bottle of water...

Sanjuro

This or this. Not exactly what I'd call weaponry. I'd feel like a right mug with them. And they wouldn't exactly light the way of hope.

Terry

FearDark wrote: »

For fúck sake, more threads recycled from 4chan, get an origional idea ffs.

Well then stay on 4chan, or come up with an original thread of your own.

A pint glass, two screwdrivers, a bottle of surgical spirits and a couple of lighters.
Fire and stabbing.

FTGFOP

A woman, she did judo when she was a kid so I feel pretty safe.

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Terry wrote: »

A pint glass, two screwdrivers, a bottle of surgical spirits and a couple of lighters.
Fire and stabbing.

I won't even dare to ask where the fúck you are but I really hope I don't wander in there after too many beers tonight:eek:

petes

elviscostello wrote: »

God help the zombie that comes across me and my calculator.

Kinky.

R0ot

A toy model of Master Chief, a half bottle of coke or at a push my Desktop computer

KeithM89_old

A bottle filled with coins, my iPad and a phone charger....

SV

A zippo lighter and a load of cans of deodrant..fúcking hell, I got lucky.

phill106

A can of raid fly and wasp killer, a roll of sticky tape, carkeys, post its and an a4 pad and 2 sets of earphones.
The car keys have a pager alarm thing, so perhaps i could fashion some kind of flame thrower.
Or a ring of fiery death as i swing the flaming can around my head by the tied together earphones.

-Trek-

A banana skin that I could throw and maybe cause them to slip???

ah sh!t I'm so screwed.

IvyTheTerrible

Trekmad wrote: »

A banana skin that I could throw and maybe cause them to slip???

ah sh!t I'm so screwed.

Me too...I want to be where Terry is when the zombies arrive...

General Zod

about 70 metres of 2-pair internal telephone cable.

Dravokivich

I'm fúcked... I've got a post it to my left...

Scissors, screwdriver, pens, paper clips, sharpener, Tipp ex, permanent markers, ruler and......a guillotine.

Here's what I'll do to a zombie:

Hand them the scissors and screwdriver, clasp his nipples with the paper clips, pour the Tipp Ex on his head, write all over him in different colours, smack him across the face with the ruler, then break the blade/handle off the guillotine and chop his head off

petes

Funnily enough it's actually a copy of Survival of the Dead!