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The object to your left is now your weapon!

jayok77 · 2010-09-10 14:12:47

Just saw this thought provoking image attached! I got an A4 pad, a stapler and a foam Ozzie rules football! [Gulp] Maybe if I throw the ball in the air to distract them and then quickly staple a page to their forehead I would have a chance to escape while they are blinded??? ... OK, OK... its a weak plan but what else…

10-09-2010 2:12pm

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Just saw this thought provoking image attached!

I got an A4 pad, a stapler and a foam Ozzie rules football! [Gulp] Maybe if I throw the ball in the air to distract them and then quickly staple a page to their forehead I would have a chance to escape while they are blinded??? ... OK, OK... its a weak plan but what else could I do?? I like my brains, I don't wanna share!!

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zombie;apocalypse;brains;

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#2 10-09-2010 2:14pm

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The sofa cushion, or at a stretch the living room door.

Guess I'm boned.

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#3 10-09-2010 2:14pm

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The corner of my computer screen.

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#4 10-09-2010 2:14pm

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Mines a stapler, an iPhone and a printed out project plan for 802.1x implimentation.

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#5 10-09-2010 2:15pm

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It's everything I own,

In a box ...

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#6 10-09-2010 2:16pm

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I've a tennis ball, a wasted light bulb and ear phones...

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#7 10-09-2010 2:17pm

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Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

It's everything I own,

In a box ...

To the left, to the left...

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#8 10-09-2010 2:18pm

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Electric guitar, a 10 watt amp and a stack of books

The guitar is one solid mudda funker so i should be sound for a while. YESH!

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#9 10-09-2010 2:18pm

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For fúck sake, more threads recycled from 4chan, get an origional idea ffs.

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#10 10-09-2010 2:19pm

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easyeason3 wrote: »

To the left, to the left...

\0/ woohoo - someone got it!

Cheers Easy;)

Edit : Bet ye'll all be singing it for the rest of the day Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha

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#11 10-09-2010 2:19pm

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A USB flash drive, could be used as a shank.

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#12 10-09-2010 2:19pm

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Iv a bed, a camera and a cup.

2 zombies 1 cup - the next internet sensation?????

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#13 10-09-2010 2:20pm

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Well i ain't gonna do much damage with a wall socket now am i?:p

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#14 10-09-2010 2:21pm

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God help the zombie that comes across me and my calculator.

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The razor-sharp creases on my trousers.

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#16 10-09-2010 2:24pm

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A sheet of A4, a banana and a half empty bottle of water...

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#17 10-09-2010 2:24pm

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This or this. Not exactly what I'd call weaponry. I'd feel like a right mug with them. And they wouldn't exactly light the way of hope.

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#18 10-09-2010 2:28pm

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FearDark wrote: »

For fúck sake, more threads recycled from 4chan, get an origional idea ffs.

Well then stay on 4chan, or come up with an original thread of your own.

A pint glass, two screwdrivers, a bottle of surgical spirits and a couple of lighters.
Fire and stabbing.

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#19 10-09-2010 2:29pm

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A woman, she did judo when she was a kid so I feel pretty safe.

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Terry wrote: »

A pint glass, two screwdrivers, a bottle of surgical spirits and a couple of lighters.
Fire and stabbing.

I won't even dare to ask where the fúck you are but I really hope I don't wander in there after too many beers tonight:eek:

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#21 10-09-2010 2:29pm

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elviscostello wrote: »

God help the zombie that comes across me and my calculator.

Kinky.

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#22 10-09-2010 2:31pm

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A toy model of Master Chief, a half bottle of coke or at a push my Desktop computer

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#23 10-09-2010 2:32pm

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A bottle filled with coins, my iPad and a phone charger....

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#24 10-09-2010 2:34pm

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A zippo lighter and a load of cans of deodrant..fúcking hell, I got lucky.

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#25 10-09-2010 2:34pm

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A can of raid fly and wasp killer, a roll of sticky tape, carkeys, post its and an a4 pad and 2 sets of earphones.
The car keys have a pager alarm thing, so perhaps i could fashion some kind of flame thrower.
Or a ring of fiery death as i swing the flaming can around my head by the tied together earphones.

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#26 10-09-2010 2:35pm

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A banana skin that I could throw and maybe cause them to slip???

ah sh!t I'm so screwed.

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#27 10-09-2010 2:36pm

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Trekmad wrote: »

A banana skin that I could throw and maybe cause them to slip???

ah sh!t I'm so screwed.

Me too...I want to be where Terry is when the zombies arrive...

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#28 10-09-2010 2:37pm

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about 70 metres of 2-pair internal telephone cable.

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#29 10-09-2010 2:37pm

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I'm fúcked... I've got a post it to my left...

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#30 10-09-2010 2:37pm

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Scissors, screwdriver, pens, paper clips, sharpener, Tipp ex, permanent markers, ruler and......a guillotine.

Here's what I'll do to a zombie:

Hand them the scissors and screwdriver, clasp his nipples with the paper clips, pour the Tipp Ex on his head, write all over him in different colours, smack him across the face with the ruler, then break the blade/handle off the guillotine and chop his head off

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#31 10-09-2010 2:38pm

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Funnily enough it's actually a copy of Survival of the Dead!

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#32 10-09-2010 2:41pm

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IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Me too...I want to be where Terry is when the zombies arrive...

Funny, if I had the option of going to my right I could make use of a 18v battery drill but that would be breaking the rules , ah well

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Three books and a secondhand leather jacket. . . wait I could use the power cable of my laptop as a garotte, no hold on that would suck nobody in their right mind engages in hand-to-hand combat with zombies without a bladed weapon. Guess I'm boned freisin, also and as well.

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#34 10-09-2010 2:41pm

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jayok77 wrote: »

Just saw this thought provoking image attached!

I got an A4 pad, a stapler and a foam Ozzie rules football! [Gulp] Maybe if I throw the ball in the air to distract them and then quickly staple a page to their forehead I would have a chance to escape while they are blinded??? ... OK, OK... its a weak plan but what else could I do?? I like my brains, I don't wanna share!!

I am SO F*CKED!

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#35 10-09-2010 2:42pm

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Empty plastic cup thing from my smoothie at lunchtime (with straw!), stapler, hairbrush, some little coin bags from the bank and a highlighter.

eerrm... I think the stapler would be my best option.... maybe...

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#36 10-09-2010 2:44pm

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BLACKEN wrote: »

I am SO F*CKED!

I'm pretty sure that stuff is flammable, so light it up and chuck it

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Half full 1L bottle of vodka.

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#38 10-09-2010 2:45pm

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NTL remote control

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#39 10-09-2010 2:46pm

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Grimes wrote: »

NTL remote control

Threaten the zombie with their customer service

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#40 10-09-2010 2:47pm

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My mickey... It's always hanging left... In any case I'd brake it over his head!

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#41 10-09-2010 2:47pm

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my girlfirends to the Left :eek:

Her weapon is nagging

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#42 10-09-2010 2:48pm

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Sanjuro wrote: »

This or this. Not exactly what I'd call weaponry. I'd feel like a right mug with them. And they wouldn't exactly light the way of hope.

You could lamp them in their mugs....

Also - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1079

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#43 10-09-2010 2:48pm

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A cup and my modem...I'll last long:rolleyes:

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a box of tissues and a tube of cream......

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Sykk wrote: »

My mickey... It's always hanging left... In any case I'd brake it over his head!

Are you a man or a mouse?

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aDeener wrote: »

a box of tissues and a tube of cream......

Maybe you could score with one of them

Do you look at the Mantle Piece when Poking the fire ?

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This gay motivational poster and this weapon of a desk fan.

Sigh, looks like I'm dedz

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Trekmad wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that stuff is flammable, so light it up and chuck it

Well at least i'll die with that strong wet look hair!:D

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Come and have a go if ya think yer hard enough!

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a couple cans of lynx, a lighter, an ipod touch and earphones, a copy of lady gaga's the fame monster, an alarm clock... my gearbag which has a stretchy rubber exercise band, a ball of chalk, elastic wrist wraps, weightlifting shoes and a powerlifting belt... could use them in some macguyver-esque way.

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Ibanez S670, very thin-bodied guitar, would make a nice axe. And it has a pointy head for stabbing with.
Then I can play a cheesy solo to add to my feeling of victory!

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