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The object to your left is now your weapon!

jayok77 · 2010-09-10 14:12:47

Just saw this thought provoking image attached! I got an A4 pad, a stapler and a foam Ozzie rules football! [Gulp] Maybe if I throw the ball in the air to distract them and then quickly staple a page to their forehead I would have a chance to escape while they are blinded??? ... OK, OK... its a weak plan but what else…

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#32 10-09-2010 3:41pm
-Trek-

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IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Me too...I want to be where Terry is when the zombies arrive...

Funny, if I had the option of going to my right I could make use of a 18v battery drill but that would be breaking the rules , ah well

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#33 10-09-2010 3:41pm
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Three books and a secondhand leather jacket. . . wait I could use the power cable of my laptop as a garotte, no hold on that would suck nobody in their right mind engages in hand-to-hand combat with zombies without a bladed weapon. Guess I'm boned freisin, also and as well.

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#34 10-09-2010 3:41pm
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jayok77 wrote: »

Just saw this thought provoking image attached!

I got an A4 pad, a stapler and a foam Ozzie rules football! [Gulp] Maybe if I throw the ball in the air to distract them and then quickly staple a page to their forehead I would have a chance to escape while they are blinded??? ... OK, OK... its a weak plan but what else could I do?? I like my brains, I don't wanna share!!

I am SO F*CKED!

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#35 10-09-2010 3:42pm
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Empty plastic cup thing from my smoothie at lunchtime (with straw!), stapler, hairbrush, some little coin bags from the bank and a highlighter.

eerrm... I think the stapler would be my best option.... maybe...

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#36 10-09-2010 3:44pm
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BLACKEN wrote: »

I am SO F*CKED!

I'm pretty sure that stuff is flammable, so light it up and chuck it

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#37 10-09-2010 3:44pm
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Half full 1L bottle of vodka.

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#38 10-09-2010 3:45pm
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NTL remote control

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#39 10-09-2010 3:46pm
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Grimes wrote: »

NTL remote control

Threaten the zombie with their customer service

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#40 10-09-2010 3:47pm
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My mickey... It's always hanging left... In any case I'd brake it over his head!

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#41 10-09-2010 3:47pm
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my girlfirends to the Left :eek:

Her weapon is nagging

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#42 10-09-2010 3:48pm
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Sanjuro wrote: »

This or this. Not exactly what I'd call weaponry. I'd feel like a right mug with them. And they wouldn't exactly light the way of hope.

You could lamp them in their mugs....

Also - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1079

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#43 10-09-2010 3:48pm
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A cup and my modem...I'll last long:rolleyes:

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#44 10-09-2010 3:50pm
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a box of tissues and a tube of cream......

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#45 10-09-2010 3:52pm
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Sykk wrote: »

My mickey... It's always hanging left... In any case I'd brake it over his head!

Are you a man or a mouse?

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#46 10-09-2010 3:52pm
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aDeener wrote: »

a box of tissues and a tube of cream......

Maybe you could score with one of them

Do you look at the Mantle Piece when Poking the fire ?

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#47 10-09-2010 3:54pm
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This gay motivational poster and this weapon of a desk fan.

Sigh, looks like I'm dedz

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#48 10-09-2010 3:55pm
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Trekmad wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that stuff is flammable, so light it up and chuck it

Well at least i'll die with that strong wet look hair!:D

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#49 10-09-2010 3:55pm
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An Irish Indo, car keys, mobile phone, screwdriver, handheld barcode scanner, block of post-its, a catalogue, a 20mm toolbit, a reel of mig welding wire and a laser printer. (I have a messy desk)

Come and have a go if ya think yer hard enough!

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#50 10-09-2010 3:56pm
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a couple cans of lynx, a lighter, an ipod touch and earphones, a copy of lady gaga's the fame monster, an alarm clock... my gearbag which has a stretchy rubber exercise band, a ball of chalk, elastic wrist wraps, weightlifting shoes and a powerlifting belt... could use them in some macguyver-esque way.

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#51 10-09-2010 3:56pm
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Ibanez S670, very thin-bodied guitar, would make a nice axe. And it has a pointy head for stabbing with.
Then I can play a cheesy solo to add to my feeling of victory!

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#52 10-09-2010 3:58pm
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A pillow on a bed. Maybe I can use it to smother non-zombies for their supplies.

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#53 10-09-2010 3:58pm
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A 2.5 ton counterbalance forklift. I can't pick anyone up though, health and safety stops for no apocalypse.

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#54 10-09-2010 3:58pm
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If only it was the object to my right! Then I could use this army tank that's sitting beside me....

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#55 10-09-2010 4:00pm
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MazG wrote: »

If only it was the object to my right! Then I could use this army tank that's sitting beside me....

Turn around, who's to know?

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#56 10-09-2010 4:03pm
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tv remote
plastic bottle
mobile
pint glass
copy of the indo
and a biro

hmmm, what would mcguyver do?

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#57 10-09-2010 4:04pm
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FTGFOP wrote: »

Turn around, who's to know?

Genius!!

Unless... Now I have my back to the zombies don't I?

This may not end well

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#58 10-09-2010 4:10pm
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UNICRON!!!!

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#59 10-09-2010 4:13pm
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A mediaeval catapult - it's about 5cm but I guess it could deal with hordes of very small zombies.

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#60 10-09-2010 4:14pm
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MazG wrote: »

Genius!!

Unless... Now I have my back to the zombies don't I?

This may not end well

OK, right. You need to work fast.

Turn so tank is on your left. Get in the tank. Turn back around again. The tank is still on your left and your facing the zombies.

Now close the hatch and kick some zombie ass!

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#61 10-09-2010 4:24pm
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A pump action shotgun and a handgun. I've been waiting for this day for a long time. They all told me I was crazy, but I knew it...I knew it all along.

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