WITHOUT NAMING ANY SPECIFIC TAKE AWAYS

Erica<3

I was with a friend today and he was telling me about some article in a newspaper (I'd link if i knew the paper) that said a woman was eating a take away, bit down on something, thought she lost a filling, spat it into a tissue and went to the dentist the next day, only to be told that no, no fillings were missing, she protested and showed him the specimen in the tissue, dentist rinsed it off, and said, jesus, thats a microchip. So he sent it to his local vet, who scanned it and saw that it belonged to a labrador that went missing a few weeks before.

Apparently, this isn't a rare case, as same friend was eating a take away, bit down on something, spat it out, and showed his mam and they called the manager up to the house. The manager just apologised and said it was a tile chipping from the kitchens in the take away.

To this day he is convinced that it's a human tooth, as it was the same feel, with the same indentations, not smooth like a tile.

Anyone else got any take away stories???

brianthebard

epic lolz.

flyton5

There was a takeaway in Rathfarnham Village once...to this day i'm sure there was something off about the whole operation...anyone who knows it will agree.

xOxSinéadxOx

nah, that micro chip story is going around everywhere. not true.

xzanti

Urban myths :rolleyes:

zuroph

then she said "none of that fancy sh1t, horse it into me boss!"

laugh

Labrador
Labradoodle
Labraburger
Lol

bronte

This is precisely why I don't eat meat.

WIZE

I love Hot Dogs

flash1080

bronte wrote: »

This is precisely why I don't eat meat.

It was in a veggie burger.

Arnold Layne

WIZE wrote: »

I love Hot Dogs

Especially in Kung Po sauce.

Sticky_Fingers

Did she get it at Abra-k-ladra

A kebab shop in Galway was rumoured to be serving rat meat in their kebabs years ago :pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Erica<3 wrote: »

I was with a friend today and he was telling me about some article in a newspaper (I'd link if i knew the paper) that said a woman was eating a take away, bit down on something, thought she lost a filling, spat it into a tissue and went to the dentist the next day, only to be told that no, no fillings were missing, she protested and showed him the specimen in the tissue, dentist rinsed it off, and said, jesus, thats a microchip. So he sent it to his local vet, who scanned it and saw that it belonged to a labrador that went missing a few weeks before.

Apparently, this isn't a rare case, as same friend was eating a take away, bit down on something, spat it out, and showed his mam and they called the manager up to the house. The manager just apologised and said it was a tile chipping from the kitchens in the take away.

To this day he is convinced that it's a human tooth, as it was the same feel, with the same indentations, not smooth like a tile.

Anyone else got any take away stories???

Ja. I once heard of a takeaway near where I live where one of their customers was eating a take away, bit down on something, thought she lost a filling, spat it into a tissue and went to the dentist the next day, only to be told that no, no fillings were missing, she protested and showed him the specimen in the tissue, dentist rinsed it off, and said, jesus, thats a microchip. So he sent it to his local vet, who scanned it and saw that it belonged to a labrador that went missing a few weeks before. :eek:

Superbus

This thread has capital letters, so it's better.

wonderfulname

Erica<3 wrote: »

To this day he is convinced that it's a human tooth

He doesn't perhaps have a chipped tooth?

Erica<3

wonderfulname wrote: »

He doesn't perhaps have a chipped tooth?

Nope all in perfect condition!

Oranage2

I've worked in both fish and chip and chinese take aways and this just doesn't happen - they might spit in your food but they'te certainly don't serve little Max

Stealthirl

i know of one chinese that was defo selling eel as chicken.
a few swans/ducks also went missing from the river near by as well

Wertz

bronte wrote: »

This is precisely why I don't eat meat.

This is precisely why I don't eat from take aways.

Anyway, local urban legend in the North east refers to a mobile chip van that used sit in the middle of a large regional town, it's owner being caught coming out of the local supermarket one day with several trays of cheap canned catfood and a big bag of burger buns. This was well over a decade ago. The place was pretty popular and went out of business oon after, apparently after being closed by health inspectors.

mikom

Little tip:
Never order the number 2 at a Chinese...... It tastes like shit.

up for anything

Erica<3 wrote: »

I was with a friend today and he was telling me about some article in a newspaper (I'd link if i knew the paper) that said a woman was eating a take away, bit down on something, thought she lost a filling, spat it into a tissue and went to the dentist the next day, only to be told that no, no fillings were missing, she protested and showed him the specimen in the tissue, dentist rinsed it off, and said, jesus, thats a microchip. So he sent it to his local vet, who scanned it and saw that it belonged to a labrador that went missing a few weeks before.

FFS when you lose a filling, you know that you have lost a filling!

This is what a microchip looks like:

A microchip is about the size of a grain of rice. It consists of a tiny computer chip housed in a type of glass made to be compatible with living tissue.

JONJO THE MISER

This story is true it occured in outside Galway city in a Chinesse takeaway was in one of the newspapers a while ago.

breadandjam

Given how cheap factory bred chicken is why would any take away go to the trouble of butchering a dog?

OutlawPete

Thread of them here:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055845746

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Of course this sort of this happens all the time. Every time I see a chinese closed down I am reliably informed that it was because they got caught using roadkill for meat.

You'd wonder why considering how much easier it would be to buy shíte chicken...

poisonated

I love how gullible some people are!:D

tolosenc

Once, there was this urban myth...

flyton5

Years ago, just after World Cup 1990, I was out in Brittas Bay enjoying the sun. A great hunger came upon me so I decided to get some food at a chipper van parked nearby. I ordered a fresh cod and chips but when I took a bite from it I was horrified to find it wasn't fresh cod but a battered nappy....when I said I'd report them they just drove off, during which time Colm Meaney threatened assault me with a coke can!!

face1990

I heard of a Chinese place that used actual chicken's balls in their chicken balls.

Our man in Havana

Not possible, chickens don't have balls. Maybe they were using cock balls?

DigiGal

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Did she get it at Abra-k-ladra

Abra-k-madra?

Poor Uncle Tom

face1990 wrote: »

...actual chicken's balls in their chicken balls.

Good luck finding any......:rolleyes:

Milky Moo

Amazing she didn't realise that a filling hadn't fallen out until the dentist told her....

DOC09UNAM

WITHOUT NAMING ANY SPECIFIC SOURCE, YOUR STORY IS WRONG.

tony1kenobi

Oranage2 wrote: »

I've worked in both fish and chip and chinese take aways and this just doesn't happen - they might spit in your food but they'te certainly don't serve little Max

Do they serve Big Max?

YouTalkinToMe

Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding

Ann22

YouTalkinToMe wrote: »

Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding

:D:D Whah?!:D:D:D

Terry

bronte wrote: »

This is precisely why I don't eat meat.

This is precisely why I don't like you.

I remember a story about a local Chinese take away serving dog meat.
They went so far as to post a notice on the window denying the practise.
I worked in another Chinese take away across the road from that one, and I can verify that all the meat was top notch, and the Beef and Pork was bought from the local butcher.

The Chicken and Prawns were delivered from reputable Irish companies. I can't remember who delivered the Prawns, but the Chicken was from either Moy Valley or Moy park. It was 20 years ago. My memory is not what it once was.

Absurdum

There's a Chinese near me that sells meat from cows, chickens, ducks, pigs and sea creatures. ****ing disgusting.

YouTalkinToMe

Absurdum wrote: »

There's a Chinese near me that sells meat from cows, chickens, ducks, pigs and sea creatures. ****ing disgusting.

Thats Absurd.;)

poppyvalley

Erica<3 wrote: »

I was with a friend today and he was telling me about some article in a newspaper (I'd link if i knew the paper) that said a woman was eating a take away, bit down on something, thought she lost a filling, spat it into a tissue and went to the dentist the next day, only to be told that no, no fillings were missing, she protested and showed him the specimen in the tissue, dentist rinsed it off, and said, jesus, thats a microchip. So he sent it to his local vet, who scanned it and saw that it belonged to a labrador that went missing a few weeks before.

Apparently, this isn't a rare case, as same friend was eating a take away, bit down on something, spat it out, and showed his mam and they called the manager up to the house. The manager just apologised and said it was a tile chipping from the kitchens in the take away.

To this day he is convinced that it's a human tooth, as it was the same feel, with the same indentations, not smooth like a tile.

Anyone else got any take away stories???

this is a shaggy dog tale:rolleyes:

The_Joker.

Erica<3 wrote: »

I was with a friend today and he was telling me about some article in a newspaper (I'd link if i knew the paper) that said a woman was eating a take away, bit down on something, thought she lost a filling, spat it into a tissue and went to the dentist the next day, only to be told that no, no

I got as far as 'no,no'
And then - no no, no ne no no, no ne theres no limit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFd5Cci_pE4

bazmaiden

Erica<3 wrote: »

To this day he is convinced that it's a human tooth, as it was the same feel, with the same indentations, not smooth like a tile.

mad m

Got chips from a famous chipper near Christchurch, was coming to end of chips when noticed small lead pieces ...Needless to say would never ever get chips from there again....

storm2811

Ann22 wrote: »

:D:D Whah?!:D:D:D

Simpsons quote.:p

Those rumours about take aways are all over the place.
Someone told me they found spider legs in their chinese once, not big spider legs but little spindly spider legs. Was probably hair more than anything.
There was rumour going round too that someone found two dogs in the freezer in some chipper in Longford.

Oh oh, how could I forget the one where a woman got aids from a burger because someone spunked in it.

CrazyRabbit

I've only got one question...did it taste like chicken?

Kidchameleon

http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2007/11/19/real-chicken-head-found-in-mcdonalds-happy-meal.html


Check this out, warning, graphic images...

bronte

Terry wrote: »

This is precisely why I don't like you.

I remember a story about a local Chinese take away serving dog meat.
They went so far as to post a notice on the window denying the practise.
I worked in another Chinese take away across the road from that one, and I can verify that all the meat was top notch, and the Beef and Pork was bought from the local butcher.

The Chicken and Prawns were delivered from reputable Irish companies. I can't remember who delivered the Prawns, but the Chicken was from either Moy Valley or Moy park. It was 20 years ago. My memory is not what it once was.

:eek:

I have eaten from both those takeaways. :eek:

Not meat though. :pac:

ft9

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

nah, that micro chip story is going around everywhere. not true.

Yes it is true, fyi

ft9

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

WITHOUT NAMING ANY SPECIFIC SOURCE, YOUR STORY IS WRONG.

Your story is wrong.