WITHOUT NAMING ANY SPECIFIC TAKE AWAYS

DigiGal · 04-09-2010 08:53PM

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Did she get it at Abra-k-ladra

Abra-k-madra?

Poor Uncle Tom · 04-09-2010 08:56PM

face1990 wrote: »

...actual chicken's balls in their chicken balls.

Good luck finding any......:rolleyes:

Milky Moo · 04-09-2010 08:59PM

Amazing she didn't realise that a filling hadn't fallen out until the dentist told her....

DOC09UNAM · 04-09-2010 09:00PM

WITHOUT NAMING ANY SPECIFIC SOURCE, YOUR STORY IS WRONG.

tony1kenobi · 04-09-2010 09:06PM

Oranage2 wrote: »

I've worked in both fish and chip and chinese take aways and this just doesn't happen - they might spit in your food but they'te certainly don't serve little Max

Do they serve Big Max?

YouTalkinToMe · 04-09-2010 09:10PM

Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding

Ann22 · 04-09-2010 09:16PM

YouTalkinToMe wrote: »

Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding

:D:D Whah?!:D:D:D

Terry · 04-09-2010 09:28PM

bronte wrote: »

This is precisely why I don't eat meat.

This is precisely why I don't like you.

I remember a story about a local Chinese take away serving dog meat.
They went so far as to post a notice on the window denying the practise.
I worked in another Chinese take away across the road from that one, and I can verify that all the meat was top notch, and the Beef and Pork was bought from the local butcher.

The Chicken and Prawns were delivered from reputable Irish companies. I can't remember who delivered the Prawns, but the Chicken was from either Moy Valley or Moy park. It was 20 years ago. My memory is not what it once was.

Absurdum · 04-09-2010 09:32PM

There's a Chinese near me that sells meat from cows, chickens, ducks, pigs and sea creatures. ****ing disgusting.

YouTalkinToMe · 04-09-2010 09:35PM

Absurdum wrote: »

There's a Chinese near me that sells meat from cows, chickens, ducks, pigs and sea creatures. ****ing disgusting.

Thats Absurd.;)

poppyvalley · 04-09-2010 10:50PM

Erica<3 wrote: »

I was with a friend today and he was telling me about some article in a newspaper (I'd link if i knew the paper) that said a woman was eating a take away, bit down on something, thought she lost a filling, spat it into a tissue and went to the dentist the next day, only to be told that no, no fillings were missing, she protested and showed him the specimen in the tissue, dentist rinsed it off, and said, jesus, thats a microchip. So he sent it to his local vet, who scanned it and saw that it belonged to a labrador that went missing a few weeks before.

Apparently, this isn't a rare case, as same friend was eating a take away, bit down on something, spat it out, and showed his mam and they called the manager up to the house. The manager just apologised and said it was a tile chipping from the kitchens in the take away.

To this day he is convinced that it's a human tooth, as it was the same feel, with the same indentations, not smooth like a tile.

Anyone else got any take away stories???

this is a shaggy dog tale:rolleyes:

The_Joker. · 04-09-2010 10:59PM

Erica<3 wrote: »

I was with a friend today and he was telling me about some article in a newspaper (I'd link if i knew the paper) that said a woman was eating a take away, bit down on something, thought she lost a filling, spat it into a tissue and went to the dentist the next day, only to be told that no, no

I got as far as 'no,no'
And then - no no, no ne no no, no ne theres no limit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFd5Cci_pE4

bazmaiden · 04-09-2010 11:37PM

Erica<3 wrote: »

To this day he is convinced that it's a human tooth, as it was the same feel, with the same indentations, not smooth like a tile.

mad m · 04-09-2010 11:45PM

Got chips from a famous chipper near Christchurch, was coming to end of chips when noticed small lead pieces ...Needless to say would never ever get chips from there again....

storm2811 · 04-09-2010 11:52PM

Ann22 wrote: »

:D:D Whah?!:D:D:D

Simpsons quote.:p

Those rumours about take aways are all over the place.
Someone told me they found spider legs in their chinese once, not big spider legs but little spindly spider legs. Was probably hair more than anything.
There was rumour going round too that someone found two dogs in the freezer in some chipper in Longford.

Oh oh, how could I forget the one where a woman got aids from a burger because someone spunked in it.

CrazyRabbit · 05-09-2010 12:29AM

I've only got one question...did it taste like chicken?

Kidchameleon · 05-09-2010 12:52AM

http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2007/11/19/real-chicken-head-found-in-mcdonalds-happy-meal.html

Check this out, warning, graphic images...

bronte · 05-09-2010 12:58AM

Terry wrote: »

This is precisely why I don't like you.

I remember a story about a local Chinese take away serving dog meat.
They went so far as to post a notice on the window denying the practise.
I worked in another Chinese take away across the road from that one, and I can verify that all the meat was top notch, and the Beef and Pork was bought from the local butcher.

The Chicken and Prawns were delivered from reputable Irish companies. I can't remember who delivered the Prawns, but the Chicken was from either Moy Valley or Moy park. It was 20 years ago. My memory is not what it once was.

:eek:

I have eaten from both those takeaways. :eek:

Not meat though. :pac:

ft9 · 05-09-2010 12:58AM

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

nah, that micro chip story is going around everywhere. not true.

Yes it is true, fyi

ft9 · 05-09-2010 01:04AM

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

WITHOUT NAMING ANY SPECIFIC SOURCE, YOUR STORY IS WRONG.

Your story is wrong.

face1990 · 05-09-2010 01:05AM

ft9 wrote: »

Yes it is true, fyi

What's your source? If you just heard it from a friend, it's almost definitely not true.

ft9 · 05-09-2010 01:12AM

face1990 wrote: »

What's your source? If you just heard it from a friend, it's almost definitely not true.

i know the couple involved.

face1990 · 05-09-2010 01:13AM

ft9 wrote: »

i know the couple involved.

In other words you heard it from a friend!

ft9 · 05-09-2010 01:17AM

face1990 wrote: »

In other words you heard it from a friend!

Well yeah i suppose hes a friend and he told me. D'uh!

HxGH · 05-09-2010 01:28AM

xzanti wrote: »

Urban myths :rolleyes:

Let us hope.

zuroph · 05-09-2010 01:38AM

ft9 wrote: »

i know the couple involved.

bollox you do.

DOC09UNAM · 05-09-2010 01:39AM

ft9 wrote: »

Your story is wrong.

I didn't have a story failtard.

stovelid · 05-09-2010 01:49AM

Stovelid takeaway ethics:

Tastes nice when drunk (✔)

Doesn't kill you (✔)

Soaked in Vindaloo sauce (✔)

Conclusion:

Origin unimportant.

starbelgrade · 05-09-2010 01:58AM

I got a Chinese the other night & there was curry sauce in my portion of rat pubes.

Nearly puked, so I did.

Still tasted nice though. Nyom.

ft9 · 05-09-2010 11:59AM

zuroph wrote: »

bollox you do.

Yes i do

WITHOUT NAMING ANY SPECIFIC TAKE AWAYS

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