WITHOUT NAMING ANY SPECIFIC TAKE AWAYS

I was with a friend today and he was telling me about some article in a newspaper (I'd link if i knew the paper) that said a woman was eating a take away, bit down on something, thought she lost a filling, spat it into a tissue and went to the dentist the next day, only to be told that no, no fillings were missing, she protested and showed him the specimen in the tissue, dentist rinsed it off, and said, jesus, thats a microchip. So he sent it to his local vet, who scanned it and saw that it belonged to a labrador that went missing a few weeks before.

Apparently, this isn't a rare case, as same friend was eating a take away, bit down on something, spat it out, and showed his mam and they called the manager up to the house. The manager just apologised and said it was a tile chipping from the kitchens in the take away.

To this day he is convinced that it's a human tooth, as it was the same feel, with the same indentations, not smooth like a tile.

Anyone else got any take away stories???