My 'Hero' Moment

KeithM89_old

Ok so this morning i was at the shop, bought some Coke and some credit, on the way out, some wee scumbag grabbed some young girls purse. Not thinkin, i gave chase (so did some old guy but he wasnt in the best shape).

I chased the cnut down a path and into a field - i even did a cool one-handed jump over a barrier :cool: Bottle of Coke still in hand, i flung it at him, hit him in the head and knocked him off momentum. I tackled him to the ground and got 2 solid punches to his face (there was even a little bit of blood )

The old guy caught up and we dragged the twat back to the shop, gave the woman her purse, called guards... etc. I felt so good after catching that little sh!t

Anyone else have similar stories??

starbelgrade

They sell coke in shops now? No wonder you were hyped up ta f*ck.

areu4real?

So, how accurate IS your avatar?

RockinRolla

Where you dressed in your Batman suit?

petes

Did the girl give you an eh...reward?

starbelgrade

It wouldn't surprise me if he did you for assault.

who what when

KeithM89 wrote: »

Ok so this morning i was at the shop, bought some Coke and some credit, on the way out, some wee scumbag grabbed some young girls purse. Not thinkin, i gave chase (so did some old guy but he wasnt in the best shape).

I chased the cnut down a path and into a field - i even did a cool one-handed jump over a barrier :cool: Bottle of Coke still in hand, i flung it at him, hit him in the head and knocked him off momentum. I tackled him to the ground and got 2 solid punches to his face (there was even a little bit of blood )

The old guy caught up and we dragged the twat back to the shop, gave the woman her purse, called guards... etc. I felt so good after catching that little sh!t

Anyone else have similar stories??

Smells like sh*t to me tbh

bazmaiden

was the rocky theme music played as you arrived back at the shop or when you left??






seriously though, good job dave man

WindSock

Did you get your bottle of Coke on the end?

Saadyst

Good on ya

tolosenc

No.

KeithM89_old

WindSock wrote: »

Did you get your bottle of Coke on the end?

No! i completely forgot about it

Sofiztikated

Ah jaysus, your Coke's going to fizz up now when you open it.

KeithM89_old

who what when wrote: »

Smells like sh*t to me tbh

Sounds like jealousy
It may not have went as smoothly as i mentioned but it did happen

WindSock

KeithM89 wrote: »

No! i completely forgot about it

Go back to the field and pick it up, then put it in your display cabinet :pac:

Wertz

Fair f*cks to you OP....where in Dundalk did this happen? Did someone get the cops for him?

Overheal

Ask the shop if they'd spot you an extra coke.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

I once shagged a fugly girl......... to make her feel better..... *ahem*

FreudianSlippers

starbelgrade wrote: »

It wouldn't surprise me if he did you for assault.

Section 18 Non-Fatal Offences Against the Person Act, 1997:

(1) The use of force by a person for any of the following purposes, if only such as is reasonable in the circumstances as he or she believes them to be, does not constitute an offence—

(a) to protect himself or herself or a member of the family of that person or another from injury, assault or detention caused by a criminal act; or
(b) to protect himself or herself or (with the authority of that other) another from trespass to the person; or
(c) to protect his or her property from appropriation, destruction or damage caused by a criminal act or from trespass or infringement; or
(d) to protect property belonging to another from appropriation, destruction or damage caused by a criminal act or (with the authority of that other) from trespass or infringement; or
(e) to prevent crime or a breach of the peace.

KeithM89_old

Wertz wrote: »

Fair f*cks to you OP....where in Dundalk did this happen? Did someone get the cops for him?

Happened up by the shop at Oriel Park - the girl had rang the gardai by the time we caught him - myself and the old guy had to give a statement and he was carted off - he was no older than 16

Earthhorse

WindSock wrote: »

Did you get your bottle of Coke on the end?

He got it on the end of your man's noggin. Did you even read the OP?

Overheal

KeithM89 wrote: »

Happened up by the shop at Oriel Park - the girl had rang the gardai by the time we caught him - myself and the old guy had to give a statement and he was carted off - he was no older than 16

Do you feel proud then, beating on a minor :mad: :pac:

fakearms123

KeithM89 wrote: »

Ok so this morning i was at the shop, bought some Coke and some credit, on the way out, some wee scumbag grabbed some young girls purse. Not thinkin, i gave chase (so did some old guy but he wasnt in the best shape).

I chased the cnut down a path and into a field - i even did a cool one-handed jump over a barrier :cool: Bottle of Coke still in hand, i flung it at him, hit him in the head and knocked him off momentum. I tackled him to the ground and got 2 solid punches to his face (there was even a little bit of blood )

The old guy caught up and we dragged the twat back to the shop, gave the woman her purse, called guards... etc. I felt so good after catching that little sh!t

Anyone else have similar stories??

Yeah and then the scumbag turned around and threw a knife at you and with your lightning fast speed you caught the knife in your butt cheeks and farted the knife back at the scumbag where it became impaled in his chest. You then went on to win the nobel peace prize and a trillion dollars and as a reward barack obama gave you a handjob, yeah :rolleyes:

stbrennan

The best feeling of happiness for me, comes from when you give up your seat on the bus/dart/luas for an elderly or pregnant woman..


Love just standing and looking around, "Shame on you, fellow travellers, SHAME ON YOU!"

:D:D

KeithM89_old

Overheal wrote: »

Do you feel proud then, beating on a minor :mad: :pac:

Yes!! It felt great - and i only hit him a couple of times - i was too out of breath to do anymore

chin_grin

I think someone needs to consult the chart.

Turtyturd

stbrennan wrote: »

The best feeling of happiness for me, comes from when you give up your seat on the bus/dart/luas for an elderly or pregnant woman..


Love just standing and looking around, "Shame on you, fellow travellers, SHAME ON YOU!"

:D:D

Nice one, single handidly changing the perception of your kind on Boards.

TechnoPool

ya fcukin caught me , u didnt need ta punch me

but im out n all now slap on the wrist , court date 3 months off i might get a small fine:)

Jonah42

Reminds me a bit of hot fuzz.

KeithM89_old

Jonah42 wrote: »

Reminds me a bit of hot fuzz.

Im not that fat...

Kasabian

stbrennan wrote: »

The best feeling of happiness for me, comes from when you give up your seat on the bus/dart/luas for an elderly or pregnant woman..


Love just standing and looking around, "Shame on you, fellow travellers, SHAME ON YOU!"

:D:D

You're a traveller. :eek: :pac:

chin_grin

Kasabian wrote: »

Your a traveller. :eek: :pac:

YOU + ARE = YOU'RE

Kasabian

OP watch yourself for the next while. From experience these things can comeback at you.

Earthhorse

fakearms123 wrote: »

Yeah and then the scumbag turned around and threw a knife at you and with your lightning fast speed you caught the knife in your butt cheeks and farted the knife back at the scumbag where it became impaled in his chest. You then went on to win the nobel peace prize and a trillion dollars and as a reward barack obama gave you a handjob, yeah :rolleyes:

Didn't realise the OP was Trent.

KeithM89_old

Kasabian wrote: »

OP watch yourself for the next while. From experience these things can comeback at you.

Is that a threat??

who what when

KeithM89 wrote: »

Sounds like jealousy
It may not have went as smoothly as i mentioned but it did happen

Yep thats it. My doubting your very unlikely story is of course jealousy.
My bad!! Sorry OP

Kasabian

chin_grin wrote: »

YOU + ARE = YOU'RE

Thanks and to think I actually knew that but again thanks for pointing it out. I do appreciate it and if you're a teacher , good job , if not then may I suggest you pursue this career.

Wertz

KeithM89 wrote: »

Is that a threat??

He's right though...
Scumbags may hunt alone but are a pack animal at teh weekend.

Kasabian

KeithM89 wrote: »

Is that a threat??

Yes


no it's not

KeithM89_old

Wertz wrote: »

He's right though...
Scumbags may hunt alone but are a pack animal at teh weekend.

Bring it on!



/calls Mommy

chin_grin

Kasabian wrote: »

Thanks and to think I actually knew that but again thanks for pointing it out. I do appreciate it and if you're a teacher , good job , if not then may I suggest you pursue this career.

Nah, sorry. I'm just an idiot with a keyboard with caps lock and a low tolerance for grammatical errors. I think facebook has turned me in to this. I may need counselling.

But, OP hero yeah!

Feeona

So what did you buy with the money from the girl's purse?:p

Kasabian

chin_grin wrote: »

Nah, sorry. I'm just an idiot with a keyboard with caps lock and a low tolerance for grammatical errors. I think facebook has turned me in to this. I may need counselling.

But, OP hero yeah!

Apology accepted.

Spares me having to track you down and beat you to death with your keyboard. :pac:

KeithM89_old

Feeona wrote: »

So what did you buy with the money from the girl's purse?:p

Coke and Hookers of course!!

Feeona

KeithM89 wrote: »

Coke and Hookers of course!!

Result!

Dravokivich

KeithM89 wrote: »

I felt so good after catching that little sh!t

Yes, but did you get a bucket full of spuds, carrots and ducks eggs?

Wompa1

KeithM89 wrote: »

Ok so this morning i was at the shop, bought some Coke and some credit, on the way out, some wee scumbag grabbed some young girls purse. Not thinkin, i gave chase (so did some old guy but he wasnt in the best shape).

I chased the cnut down a path and into a field - i even did a cool one-handed jump over a barrier :cool: Bottle of Coke still in hand, i flung it at him, hit him in the head and knocked him off momentum. I tackled him to the ground and got 2 solid punches to his face (there was even a little bit of blood )

The old guy caught up and we dragged the twat back to the shop, gave the woman her purse, called guards... etc. I felt so good after catching that little sh!t

Anyone else have similar stories??

I was on a bus from Galway to Tuam before and some arseholes started on the guy beside me for being a foreigner. To begin with they were just saying nasty stuff then it looked like they slapped him on the back of the head so I told them where to go, they responded by threatening to crush my skull in. When I turned around I got hit on the head with a weight type thing, it wasn't a hammer but looked like one. I stood up out of my seat and started ****ing roaring at them, They said they'd kick my ass, I said fine and we should step off at the next stop...as we were coming up to the next stop they cowardly put their hand through the seat and said they didn't want to fight and I was alright...

I refused to shake their hands and got off at my stop not long after. I felt good about myself for standing up for the other guy even though he didn't try to defend himself..Funnily enough he moved seats when I got off and he was born and raised in Galway! He just had pretty tanned skin

petes

Wait a sec. You fired a bottle of coke at the offender? How far away was he?

Crocodile Dundee??

KeithM89_old

Insurgent wrote: »

Wait a sec. You fired a bottle of coke at the offender? How far away was he?

Crocodile Dundee??

Ah no - he was only i about 6 or 7 feet away - i was gaining on him and i just wanted to slow him down but it backfired as i forgot to get it back

chin_grin

Insurgent wrote: »

Wait a sec. You fired a bottle of coke at the offender? How far away was he?

Crocodile Dundee??

More like pulling a MacGyver. Coke + Mentos = Missile!

Wertz

Dravokivich wrote: »

Yes, but did you get a bucket full of spuds, carrots and ducks eggs?

Coke & Hookers > spuds, carrots & duckeggs