My 'Hero' Moment

chin_grin · 02-09-2010 03:57PM

Kasabian wrote: »

Your a traveller. :eek: :pac:

YOU + ARE = YOU'RE

Kasabian · 02-09-2010 03:57PM

OP watch yourself for the next while. From experience these things can comeback at you.

Earthhorse · 02-09-2010 03:58PM

fakearms123 wrote: »

Yeah and then the scumbag turned around and threw a knife at you and with your lightning fast speed you caught the knife in your butt cheeks and farted the knife back at the scumbag where it became impaled in his chest. You then went on to win the nobel peace prize and a trillion dollars and as a reward barack obama gave you a handjob, yeah :rolleyes:

Didn't realise the OP was Trent.

KeithM89_old · 02-09-2010 03:59PM

Kasabian wrote: »

OP watch yourself for the next while. From experience these things can comeback at you.

Is that a threat??

who what when · 02-09-2010 04:00PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Sounds like jealousy
It may not have went as smoothly as i mentioned but it did happen

Yep thats it. My doubting your very unlikely story is of course jealousy.
My bad!! Sorry OP

Kasabian · 02-09-2010 04:00PM

chin_grin wrote: »

YOU + ARE = YOU'RE

Thanks and to think I actually knew that but again thanks for pointing it out. I do appreciate it and if you're a teacher , good job , if not then may I suggest you pursue this career.

Wertz · 02-09-2010 04:00PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Is that a threat??

He's right though...
Scumbags may hunt alone but are a pack animal at teh weekend.

Kasabian · 02-09-2010 04:01PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Is that a threat??

Yes

no it's not

KeithM89_old · 02-09-2010 04:02PM

Wertz wrote: »

He's right though...
Scumbags may hunt alone but are a pack animal at teh weekend.

Bring it on!

/calls Mommy

chin_grin · 02-09-2010 04:03PM

Kasabian wrote: »

Thanks and to think I actually knew that but again thanks for pointing it out. I do appreciate it and if you're a teacher , good job , if not then may I suggest you pursue this career.

Nah, sorry. I'm just an idiot with a keyboard with caps lock and a low tolerance for grammatical errors. I think facebook has turned me in to this. I may need counselling.

But, OP hero yeah!

Feeona · 02-09-2010 04:05PM

So what did you buy with the money from the girl's purse?:p

Kasabian · 02-09-2010 04:06PM

chin_grin wrote: »

Nah, sorry. I'm just an idiot with a keyboard with caps lock and a low tolerance for grammatical errors. I think facebook has turned me in to this. I may need counselling.

But, OP hero yeah!

Apology accepted.

Spares me having to track you down and beat you to death with your keyboard.

:pac:

KeithM89_old · 02-09-2010 04:06PM

Feeona wrote: »

So what did you buy with the money from the girl's purse?:p

Coke and Hookers of course!!

Feeona · 02-09-2010 04:07PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Coke and Hookers of course!!

Result!

Dravokivich · 02-09-2010 04:11PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

I felt so good after catching that little sh!t

Yes, but did you get a bucket full of spuds, carrots and ducks eggs?

Wompa1 · 02-09-2010 04:11PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Ok so this morning i was at the shop, bought some Coke and some credit, on the way out, some wee scumbag grabbed some young girls purse. Not thinkin, i gave chase (so did some old guy but he wasnt in the best shape).

I chased the cnut down a path and into a field - i even did a cool one-handed jump over a barrier :cool: Bottle of Coke still in hand, i flung it at him, hit him in the head and knocked him off momentum. I tackled him to the ground and got 2 solid punches to his face (there was even a little bit of blood )

The old guy caught up and we dragged the twat back to the shop, gave the woman her purse, called guards... etc. I felt so good after catching that little sh!t

Anyone else have similar stories??

I was on a bus from Galway to Tuam before and some arseholes started on the guy beside me for being a foreigner. To begin with they were just saying nasty stuff then it looked like they slapped him on the back of the head so I told them where to go, they responded by threatening to crush my skull in. When I turned around I got hit on the head with a weight type thing, it wasn't a hammer but looked like one. I stood up out of my seat and started ****ing roaring at them, They said they'd kick my ass, I said fine and we should step off at the next stop...as we were coming up to the next stop they cowardly put their hand through the seat and said they didn't want to fight and I was alright...

I refused to shake their hands and got off at my stop not long after. I felt good about myself for standing up for the other guy even though he didn't try to defend himself..Funnily enough he moved seats when I got off and he was born and raised in Galway! He just had pretty tanned skin

petes · 02-09-2010 04:13PM

Wait a sec. You fired a bottle of coke at the offender? How far away was he?

Crocodile Dundee??

KeithM89_old · 02-09-2010 04:14PM

Insurgent wrote: »

Wait a sec. You fired a bottle of coke at the offender? How far away was he?

Crocodile Dundee??

Ah no - he was only i about 6 or 7 feet away - i was gaining on him and i just wanted to slow him down but it backfired as i forgot to get it back

chin_grin · 02-09-2010 04:16PM

Insurgent wrote: »

Wait a sec. You fired a bottle of coke at the offender? How far away was he?

Crocodile Dundee??

More like pulling a MacGyver. Coke + Mentos = Missile!

Wertz · 02-09-2010 04:25PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

Yes, but did you get a bucket full of spuds, carrots and ducks eggs?

Coke & Hookers > spuds, carrots & duckeggs

CrazyRabbit · 02-09-2010 04:32PM

Next weeks thread = "I got sued for using excessive force to stop a thief!"

It's that whole 'reasonable force' bit in the law....it protects scum and can hurt innocent decent people.

FreudianSlippers · 02-09-2010 04:34PM

:rolleyes:

stbrennan · 02-09-2010 05:31PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

Nice one, single handidly changing the perception of your kind on Boards.

Nice one!, single handedly enforcing the perception of illiteracy on Boards.ie.:D

flyton5 · 02-09-2010 05:39PM

I once pulled a man from a burning building...unfortunately it later transpired that he was a fireman, and several orphans perished as a result of my actions. :eek:

CrazyRabbit · 02-09-2010 05:50PM

stbrennan wrote: »

Nice one!, single handedly enforcing the perception of illiteracy on Boards.ie.:D

You forgot to capitalise your username when you joined boards.ie.

Mint Sauce · 02-09-2010 05:57PM

Kudos to you OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVKDQgT_b-Y

Chucky the tree · 02-09-2010 06:03PM

OisinT wrote: »

Section 18 Non-Fatal Offences Against the Person Act, 1997:

(1) The use of force by a person for any of the following purposes, if only such as is reasonable in the circumstances as he or she believes them to be, does not constitute an offence—
(a) to protect himself or herself or a member of the family of that person or another from injury, assault or detention caused by a criminal act; or
(b) to protect himself or herself or (with the authority of that other) another from trespass to the person; or
(c) to protect his or her property from appropriation, destruction or damage caused by a criminal act or from trespass or infringement; or
(d) to protect property belonging to another from appropriation, destruction or damage caused by a criminal act or (with the authority of that other) from trespass or infringement; or
(e) to prevent crime or a breach of the peace.

None of this relates to the OP though. He can still get done for assault.

KeithM89_old · 02-09-2010 06:07PM

Chucky the tree wrote: »

None of this relates to the OP though. He can still get done for assault.

Great

Adam · 02-09-2010 06:08PM

has someone been watching Hot Fuzz?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEfsKOubctg

KeithM89_old · 02-09-2010 06:12PM

Adam wrote: »

has someone been watching Hot Fuzz?

Haha it was nowhere as exciting or as long as that

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