My 'Hero' Moment

KeithM89_old · 02-09-2010 03:31PM #1

Ok so this morning i was at the shop, bought some Coke and some credit, on the way out, some wee scumbag grabbed some young girls purse. Not thinkin, i gave chase (so did some old guy but he wasnt in the best shape).

I chased the cnut down a path and into a field - i even did a cool one-handed jump over a barrier :cool: Bottle of Coke still in hand, i flung it at him, hit him in the head and knocked him off momentum. I tackled him to the ground and got 2 solid punches to his face (there was even a little bit of blood

)

The old guy caught up and we dragged the twat back to the shop, gave the woman her purse, called guards... etc. I felt so good after catching that little sh!t

Anyone else have similar stories??

starbelgrade · 02-09-2010 03:32PM

They sell coke in shops now? No wonder you were hyped up ta f*ck.

areu4real? · 02-09-2010 03:32PM

So, how accurate IS your avatar?

RockinRolla · 02-09-2010 03:33PM

Where you dressed in your Batman suit?

petes · 02-09-2010 03:33PM

Did the girl give you an eh...reward?

starbelgrade · 02-09-2010 03:33PM

It wouldn't surprise me if he did you for assault.

who what when · 02-09-2010 03:34PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Ok so this morning i was at the shop, bought some Coke and some credit, on the way out, some wee scumbag grabbed some young girls purse. Not thinkin, i gave chase (so did some old guy but he wasnt in the best shape).

I chased the cnut down a path and into a field - i even did a cool one-handed jump over a barrier :cool: Bottle of Coke still in hand, i flung it at him, hit him in the head and knocked him off momentum. I tackled him to the ground and got 2 solid punches to his face (there was even a little bit of blood )

The old guy caught up and we dragged the twat back to the shop, gave the woman her purse, called guards... etc. I felt so good after catching that little sh!t

Anyone else have similar stories??

Smells like sh*t to me tbh

bazmaiden · 02-09-2010 03:34PM

was the rocky theme music played as you arrived back at the shop or when you left??

seriously though, good job dave man

WindSock · 02-09-2010 03:34PM

Did you get your bottle of Coke on the end?

Saadyst · 02-09-2010 03:35PM

Good on ya

tolosenc · 02-09-2010 03:35PM

No.

KeithM89_old · 02-09-2010 03:37PM

WindSock wrote: »

Did you get your bottle of Coke on the end?

No! i completely forgot about it

Sofiztikated · 02-09-2010 03:37PM

Ah jaysus, your Coke's going to fizz up now when you open it.

KeithM89_old · 02-09-2010 03:38PM

who what when wrote: »

Smells like sh*t to me tbh

Sounds like jealousy

It may not have went as smoothly as i mentioned but it did happen

WindSock · 02-09-2010 03:39PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

No! i completely forgot about it

Go back to the field and pick it up, then put it in your display cabinet :pac:

Wertz · 02-09-2010 03:39PM

Fair f*cks to you OP....where in Dundalk did this happen? Did someone get the cops for him?

Overheal · 02-09-2010 03:40PM

Ask the shop if they'd spot you an extra coke.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero · 02-09-2010 03:40PM

I once shagged a fugly girl......... to make her feel better..... *ahem*

FreudianSlippers · 02-09-2010 03:40PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

It wouldn't surprise me if he did you for assault.

Section 18 Non-Fatal Offences Against the Person Act, 1997:

(1) The use of force by a person for any of the following purposes, if only such as is reasonable in the circumstances as he or she believes them to be, does not constitute an offence—

(a) to protect himself or herself or a member of the family of that person or another from injury, assault or detention caused by a criminal act; or
(b) to protect himself or herself or (with the authority of that other) another from trespass to the person; or
(c) to protect his or her property from appropriation, destruction or damage caused by a criminal act or from trespass or infringement; or
(d) to protect property belonging to another from appropriation, destruction or damage caused by a criminal act or (with the authority of that other) from trespass or infringement; or
(e) to prevent crime or a breach of the peace.

KeithM89_old · 02-09-2010 03:41PM

Wertz wrote: »

Fair f*cks to you OP....where in Dundalk did this happen? Did someone get the cops for him?

Happened up by the shop at Oriel Park - the girl had rang the gardai by the time we caught him - myself and the old guy had to give a statement and he was carted off - he was no older than 16

Earthhorse · 02-09-2010 03:45PM

WindSock wrote: »

Did you get your bottle of Coke on the end?

He got it on the end of your man's noggin. Did you even read the OP?

Overheal · 02-09-2010 03:46PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Happened up by the shop at Oriel Park - the girl had rang the gardai by the time we caught him - myself and the old guy had to give a statement and he was carted off - he was no older than 16

Do you feel proud then, beating on a minor :mad: :pac:

fakearms123 · 02-09-2010 03:46PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Ok so this morning i was at the shop, bought some Coke and some credit, on the way out, some wee scumbag grabbed some young girls purse. Not thinkin, i gave chase (so did some old guy but he wasnt in the best shape).

I chased the cnut down a path and into a field - i even did a cool one-handed jump over a barrier :cool: Bottle of Coke still in hand, i flung it at him, hit him in the head and knocked him off momentum. I tackled him to the ground and got 2 solid punches to his face (there was even a little bit of blood )

The old guy caught up and we dragged the twat back to the shop, gave the woman her purse, called guards... etc. I felt so good after catching that little sh!t

Anyone else have similar stories??

Yeah and then the scumbag turned around and threw a knife at you and with your lightning fast speed you caught the knife in your butt cheeks and farted the knife back at the scumbag where it became impaled in his chest. You then went on to win the nobel peace prize and a trillion dollars and as a reward barack obama gave you a handjob, yeah :rolleyes:

stbrennan · 02-09-2010 03:46PM

The best feeling of happiness for me, comes from when you give up your seat on the bus/dart/luas for an elderly or pregnant woman..

Love just standing and looking around, "Shame on you, fellow travellers, SHAME ON YOU!"

:D:D

KeithM89_old · 02-09-2010 03:47PM

Overheal wrote: »

Do you feel proud then, beating on a minor :mad: :pac:

Yes!! It felt great - and i only hit him a couple of times - i was too out of breath to do anymore

chin_grin · 02-09-2010 03:51PM

I think someone needs to consult the chart.

Turtyturd · 02-09-2010 03:51PM

stbrennan wrote: »

The best feeling of happiness for me, comes from when you give up your seat on the bus/dart/luas for an elderly or pregnant woman..

Love just standing and looking around, "Shame on you, fellow travellers, SHAME ON YOU!"

:D:D

Nice one, single handidly changing the perception of your kind on Boards.

TechnoPool · 02-09-2010 03:53PM

ya fcukin caught me , u didnt need ta punch me

but im out n all now slap on the wrist , court date 3 months off i might get a small fine:)

Jonah42 · 02-09-2010 03:54PM

Reminds me a bit of hot fuzz.

KeithM89_old · 02-09-2010 03:55PM

Jonah42 wrote: »

Reminds me a bit of hot fuzz.

Im not that fat...

Kasabian · 02-09-2010 03:56PM

stbrennan wrote: »

The best feeling of happiness for me, comes from when you give up your seat on the bus/dart/luas for an elderly or pregnant woman..

Love just standing and looking around, "Shame on you, fellow travellers, SHAME ON YOU!"

:D:D

You're a traveller. :eek: :pac:

My 'Hero' Moment

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