Debauchery List

cson

Back in College for the final year next week and I'm at present trying to compile a debauchery list of things that must be completed in the year; so I ask thee good denizens of After Hours to provide one with suggestions.

So far;

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

....

mikom

DVDA.

Wompa1

Get a part time job

cson

mikom wrote: »

DVDA.

Ah c'mon, realistic!

Degag

Give up Boards for a year.

cson

Degag wrote: »

Give up Boards for a year.

That'll make too many people happy.

And we can't be having that. :pac:

parker kent

cson wrote: »

Back in College for the final year next week and I'm at present trying to compile a debauchery list of things that must be completed in the year; so I ask thee good denizens of After Hours to provide one with suggestions.

So far;

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

....

How exactly does watching the Field count as debauchery? :eek: Or growing a beard?

Licking vodka out of a first years belly button, now that would be a step in the right direction

super_furry

€50 each into a pot. Whoever sleeps with the oldest person by the end of the year gets the pot.

Be warned, it gets competitive and scary.

€50 each into a pot. Whoever sleeps with the youngest person by the end of the year gets the pot.

Be warned, it gets competitive and scary.

Cantona's Collars

Whoever gets crabs first wins

Four-Percent

€50 each into a pot. Whoever sleeps with the youngest person by the end of the year gets the pot.

Be warned, it gets competitive and scary.

Jaxxy

cson wrote: »

Back in College for the final year next week and I'm at present trying to compile a debauchery list of things that must be completed in the year; so I ask thee good denizens of After Hours to provide one with suggestions.

So far;

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

....

None of the above constitutes debauchery. Just have a year long game of Beat the Slapper like normal people.

Cool_CM

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

None of the above constitutes debauchery. Just have a year long game of Beat the Slapper like normal people.

First person charged with assault forfeits and has to buy the first two rounds on every night out.

ANXIOUS

cson wrote: »

Back in College for the final year next week and I'm at present trying to compile a debauchery list of things that must be completed in the year; so I ask thee good denizens of After Hours to provide one with suggestions.

So far;

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

....

What college are you in?

Owwmykneecap

Do cocaine off an attractive female's buttocks
Become a Buffalo. (This one lasts for life so think carefully before you commit)
Give the shocker without warning.

Star Bingo

there may be an element of decadence in em suggestions but he's not exactly gonna cause Frank n Furter's tights to ladder now is he

cson

Have to say AH has let me down, thought there might be some good 'uns to be had in here, but no.

Kasabian

OP you have a lot to learn about debauchery. :pac:

PeterIanStaker

Never mind watching The Field, drink champagne out of a female undergrad's snatch.

stovelid

Mentally psych yourself up for the ferry or dole queue next year.

Mr. Rager

Dip your c*ck in honey and go get a bear to it eat.

Yep, hardcore.

eimearcmh

Four-Percent wrote: »

€50 each into a pot. Whoever sleeps with the youngest person by the end of the year gets the pot.

Be warned, it gets competitive and scary.

And potentially illegal:D

abouttobebanned

Kill a man.

Owwmykneecap

cson wrote: »

Have to say AH has let me down, thought there might be some good 'uns to be had in here, but no.

You're not buffalo material.

cson

- 48 weetabix. In 1 sitting.

You're useless to me. All of you. :cool:

Sofiztikated

That's not a debauchery list, that's a (rather dull) student list.

Try

Drinking vodka and egg yoke before you go out!
Body shots involving champagne from a hotties bellybutton, sherbert from her thigh, and lime wedges from her well manicured toes.
At least a threeway. (remember safe sex though, ain't nothing cool about your mickey falling off)
**** in a kettle at a house party.

BroomBurner

Sofiztikated wrote: »

At least a threeway.

This should be done with one of your college mates, it will give future eye-contact with each other a certain uncomfortable element.

Lux23

OP - Sorry I can't remember your username as I am so advanced in age that my memory fails me quite a bit. Please go on to Porn Hub or some such site and search 'College Party' or 'College Sluts'! These instructive videos should give you an idea as to what debauchery is as you seem to have misunderstood the term. Then find some sluts.

amdublin

cson wrote: »

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

What a silly boring list.

Nothing debauched whatsoever.

Move along folks. Nothing to see here.

Mr. Loverman

Eat one of your turds.

Fart

Add: "Getting your lad out on boards.ie" to the list.

H4rdc0re stuff.

cson

Does anyone have any suggestions that don't involve me knobbing 7 bitches with my 7 foot cock whilst drinking a bottle of vodka out of their belly buttons?

Anyone?

x PyRo

Knob 8 bitches with your 8 foot cock whilst drinking two bottles of vodka out of their belly buttons.

cson

x PyRo wrote: »

Knob 8 bitches with your 8 foot cock whilst drinking two bottles of vodka out of their belly buttons.

Finally, an acheivable suggestion.

TestTransmission

Whitnail and I drinking game at least once a fortnight.

Mackman

cson wrote: »

So far;

- Watch Shaving Ryans Privates 20 times
- Play strip poker with your landlady every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in thongs with the only drink allowable being tequilla
- Grow sideburns for a month
- Edward Piss Hands one night

....

Thats better

artanevilla

**** in someones microwave, turn on, run.

some_dose

Have a "Hole Party" - drink some beers and get a bit drunk. Then find some random persons garden with some friends and proceed to dig holes all around it. See how many you can get dug before you have to leg it

Also, try a bit of fencing - running through peoples gardens over their hedges like in a steeplechase. Just watch out for walls

Open your roommates window when they leave (for a week or whatever) and spread loads of food around and it'll attract pigeons and others birds into it. Hilarious

Shit in someones sink

THall04

Get a knife /hammer /gatling gun...etc... and start killing people you find digging holes in your garden.......

baalthor

Sofiztikated wrote: »

That's not a debauchery list, that's a (rather dull) student list.

At least a threeway. (remember safe sex though, ain't nothing cool about your mickey falling off)

Debauchery means not caring about safe sex (or safe drinking or safe drugs). Your mickey falling off is a good indicator of a debauched life :-D

Glenster

baalthor wrote: »

Debauchery means not caring about safe sex (or safe drinking or safe drugs). Your mickey falling off is a good indicator of a debauched life :-D

Thanks for the update...........MOM.

derfderf

Kidnap sir oinksalot, the school mascot. The dean'll go nuts! Rolling him up in a mattress and throwing him off a bridge is strictly optional.

sbsquarepants

cson wrote: »

Back in College for the final year next week and I'm at present trying to compile a debauchery list of things that must be completed in the year; so I ask thee good denizens of After Hours to provide one with suggestions.

So far;

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

....

There are 3 possibilities here,

1: You've led a sheltered life to date
2: You don't know what the word debauchery means
3: Debauchery just aint what it used to be

I hope it's 1 or 2;)

thebigbiffo

the copperfield effect...it goes something like this:

shagging a bird from behind, moan loudly like you're about to come while building up a load of spit. proceed to fake orgasm, pull out, spit on her back. when she turns around, blow the load in her face.

i give you the copperfield effect

Sanjuro

Order a large pizza (16 inch) each. Go to McDonalds, get three hamburgers and fries each. Return home. Place hamburgers and fries about the pizza. Cover in cheese. Bang in oven until cheese is melted. Consume. Anyone who doesn't finish the pizza gets roshamboed.

--Kaiser--

de·bauch·er·y

[dih-baw-chuh-ree]
–noun, plural -er·ies.
1.
excessive indulgence in sensual pleasures; intemperance.
2.
Archaic . seduction from duty, allegiance, or virtue.


That is all.

rhythm90

Go to a nightclub dressed as a bouncer and feek the gee out of a young one on the dancefloor.*



* Dont have to be in college to do this ....

orourkeda

Ram a carrot up your pipe on O'Connell bridge on a saturday afternoon after drinking at least 15 pints of guinness the night before.

Alternatively, score a bird and drop the scuttery eflluence onto her bare breasts and rub it in with your arsecheeks.

Snowie

cson wrote: »

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

....

:rolleyes:
serously if that your idea of partying... or deboucherey well then you have much to learn... may i suggest you know like doing something not so academic like getting mmm bangged on the head a lot,....



all that crap you claim to be deboucherey comes under one saying partying...

If your gonna party you gotta follow the correct path so to speak going out in suits is narrow minde poor sighted.

-How about going out a christmas dressed as santa and seeing how many different women you can all shag.. put 50 in the pot and who ever gets the most sti's wins.

- Streets of rage ok yes great game but id recomend something like tins, jager and worms far more enjoyable when your half lit and getting on a buzz for a night out... Tried and tested.

- why dont you have a beard growing compitition, and say its for charitty then hold a big after shaving after a couple of months.... and a good excuse to have a party...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

- Bang one of your house mates mom's.

eimearcmh

sbsquarepants wrote: »

There are 3 possibilities here,

1: You've led a sheltered life to date
2: You don't know what the word debauchery means
3: Debauchery just aint what it used to be

I hope it's 1 or 2;)

Yes i also think it must be 1 or 2.

For the benefit of the OP.. debauchery is pretty much an orgy with heavy drinking.

I think you were thinking of a '20 things to do in 1st yr' list or something similar