Debauchery List

cson · 01-09-2010 06:45PM #1

Back in College for the final year next week and I'm at present trying to compile a debauchery list of things that must be completed in the year; so I ask thee good denizens of After Hours to provide one with suggestions.

So far;

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

....

mikom · 01-09-2010 06:47PM

DVDA.

Wompa1 · 01-09-2010 06:54PM

Get a part time job

cson · 01-09-2010 06:56PM

mikom wrote: »

DVDA.

Ah c'mon, realistic!

Degag · 01-09-2010 06:56PM

Give up Boards for a year.

cson · 01-09-2010 07:01PM

Degag wrote: »

Give up Boards for a year.

That'll make too many people happy.

And we can't be having that. :pac:

parker kent · 01-09-2010 07:09PM

cson wrote: »

Back in College for the final year next week and I'm at present trying to compile a debauchery list of things that must be completed in the year; so I ask thee good denizens of After Hours to provide one with suggestions.

So far;

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

....

How exactly does watching the Field count as debauchery? :eek: Or growing a beard?

Licking vodka out of a first years belly button, now that would be a step in the right direction

super_furry · 01-09-2010 07:16PM

€50 each into a pot. Whoever sleeps with the oldest person by the end of the year gets the pot.

Be warned, it gets competitive and scary.

01-09-2010 07:17PM

€50 each into a pot. Whoever sleeps with the youngest person by the end of the year gets the pot.

Be warned, it gets competitive and scary.

Cantona's Collars · 01-09-2010 07:23PM

Whoever gets crabs first wins

Four-Percent · 01-09-2010 07:30PM

€50 each into a pot. Whoever sleeps with the youngest person by the end of the year gets the pot.

Be warned, it gets competitive and scary.

Jaxxy · 01-09-2010 07:31PM

cson wrote: »

Back in College for the final year next week and I'm at present trying to compile a debauchery list of things that must be completed in the year; so I ask thee good denizens of After Hours to provide one with suggestions.

So far;

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

....

None of the above constitutes debauchery. Just have a year long game of Beat the Slapper like normal people.

Cool_CM · 01-09-2010 07:37PM

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

None of the above constitutes debauchery. Just have a year long game of Beat the Slapper like normal people.

First person charged with assault forfeits and has to buy the first two rounds on every night out.

ANXIOUS · 01-09-2010 07:41PM

cson wrote: »

Back in College for the final year next week and I'm at present trying to compile a debauchery list of things that must be completed in the year; so I ask thee good denizens of After Hours to provide one with suggestions.

So far;

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

....

What college are you in?

Owwmykneecap · 01-09-2010 07:48PM

Do cocaine off an attractive female's buttocks
Become a Buffalo. (This one lasts for life so think carefully before you commit)
Give the shocker without warning.

Star Bingo · 01-09-2010 07:52PM

there may be an element of decadence in em suggestions but he's not exactly gonna cause Frank n Furter's tights to ladder now is he

cson · 01-09-2010 08:56PM

Have to say AH has let me down, thought there might be some good 'uns to be had in here, but no.

Kasabian · 01-09-2010 09:35PM

OP you have a lot to learn about debauchery. :pac:

PeterIanStaker · 01-09-2010 09:37PM

Never mind watching The Field, drink champagne out of a female undergrad's snatch.

stovelid · 01-09-2010 09:46PM

Mentally psych yourself up for the ferry or dole queue next year.

Mr. Rager · 01-09-2010 09:49PM

Dip your c*ck in honey and go get a bear to it eat.

Yep, hardcore.

eimearcmh · 01-09-2010 09:58PM

Four-Percent wrote: »

€50 each into a pot. Whoever sleeps with the youngest person by the end of the year gets the pot.

Be warned, it gets competitive and scary.

And potentially illegal:D

abouttobebanned · 01-09-2010 10:03PM

Kill a man.

Owwmykneecap · 01-09-2010 10:09PM

cson wrote: »

Have to say AH has let me down, thought there might be some good 'uns to be had in here, but no.

You're not buffalo material.

cson · 01-09-2010 10:16PM

- 48 weetabix. In 1 sitting.

You're useless to me. All of you. :cool:

Sofiztikated · 01-09-2010 10:37PM

That's not a debauchery list, that's a (rather dull) student list.

Try

Drinking vodka and egg yoke before you go out!
Body shots involving champagne from a hotties bellybutton, sherbert from her thigh, and lime wedges from her well manicured toes.
At least a threeway. (remember safe sex though, ain't nothing cool about your mickey falling off)
**** in a kettle at a house party.

BroomBurner · 01-09-2010 10:42PM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

At least a threeway.

This should be done with one of your college mates, it will give future eye-contact with each other a certain uncomfortable element.

Lux23 · 01-09-2010 10:46PM

OP - Sorry I can't remember your username as I am so advanced in age that my memory fails me quite a bit. Please go on to Porn Hub or some such site and search 'College Party' or 'College Sluts'! These instructive videos should give you an idea as to what debauchery is as you seem to have misunderstood the term. Then find some sluts.

amdublin · 01-09-2010 10:50PM

cson wrote: »

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

What a silly boring list.

Nothing debauched whatsoever.

Move along folks. Nothing to see here.

Mr. Loverman · 01-09-2010 10:55PM

Eat one of your turds.

Fart · 01-09-2010 10:57PM

Add: "Getting your lad out on boards.ie" to the list.

H4rdc0re stuff.

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