Debauchery List

cson · 02-09-2010 03:49AM

Does anyone have any suggestions that don't involve me knobbing 7 bitches with my 7 foot cock whilst drinking a bottle of vodka out of their belly buttons?

Anyone?

x PyRo · 02-09-2010 03:55AM

Knob 8 bitches with your 8 foot cock whilst drinking two bottles of vodka out of their belly buttons.

cson · 02-09-2010 04:00AM

x PyRo wrote: »

Knob 8 bitches with your 8 foot cock whilst drinking two bottles of vodka out of their belly buttons.

Finally, an acheivable suggestion.

TestTransmission · 02-09-2010 04:06AM

Whitnail and I drinking game at least once a fortnight.

Mackman · 02-09-2010 05:13AM

cson wrote: »

So far;

- Watch Shaving Ryans Privates 20 times
- Play strip poker with your landlady every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in thongs with the only drink allowable being tequilla
- Grow sideburns for a month
- Edward Piss Hands one night

....

Thats better

artanevilla · 02-09-2010 05:40AM

**** in someones microwave, turn on, run.

some_dose · 02-09-2010 06:28AM

Have a "Hole Party" - drink some beers and get a bit drunk. Then find some random persons garden with some friends and proceed to dig holes all around it. See how many you can get dug before you have to leg it

Also, try a bit of fencing - running through peoples gardens over their hedges like in a steeplechase. Just watch out for walls

Open your roommates window when they leave (for a week or whatever) and spread loads of food around and it'll attract pigeons and others birds into it. Hilarious

Shit in someones sink

THall04 · 02-09-2010 06:35AM

Get a knife /hammer /gatling gun...etc... and start killing people you find digging holes in your garden.......

baalthor · 02-09-2010 06:55AM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

That's not a debauchery list, that's a (rather dull) student list.

At least a threeway. (remember safe sex though, ain't nothing cool about your mickey falling off)

Debauchery means not caring about safe sex (or safe drinking or safe drugs). Your mickey falling off is a good indicator of a debauched life :-D

Glenster · 02-09-2010 07:34AM

baalthor wrote: »

Debauchery means not caring about safe sex (or safe drinking or safe drugs). Your mickey falling off is a good indicator of a debauched life :-D

Thanks for the update...........MOM.

derfderf · 02-09-2010 08:32AM

Kidnap sir oinksalot, the school mascot. The dean'll go nuts! Rolling him up in a mattress and throwing him off a bridge is strictly optional.

sbsquarepants · 02-09-2010 10:09AM

cson wrote: »

Back in College for the final year next week and I'm at present trying to compile a debauchery list of things that must be completed in the year; so I ask thee good denizens of After Hours to provide one with suggestions.

So far;

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

....

There are 3 possibilities here,

1: You've led a sheltered life to date
2: You don't know what the word debauchery means
3: Debauchery just aint what it used to be

I hope it's 1 or 2;)

thebigbiffo · 02-09-2010 10:15AM

the copperfield effect...it goes something like this:

shagging a bird from behind, moan loudly like you're about to come while building up a load of spit. proceed to fake orgasm, pull out, spit on her back. when she turns around, blow the load in her face.

i give you the copperfield effect

Sanjuro · 02-09-2010 10:18AM

Order a large pizza (16 inch) each. Go to McDonalds, get three hamburgers and fries each. Return home. Place hamburgers and fries about the pizza. Cover in cheese. Bang in oven until cheese is melted. Consume. Anyone who doesn't finish the pizza gets roshamboed.

--Kaiser-- · 02-09-2010 10:53AM

de·bauch·er·y

[dih-baw-chuh-ree]
–noun, plural -er·ies.
1.
excessive indulgence in sensual pleasures; intemperance.
2.
Archaic . seduction from duty, allegiance, or virtue.

That is all.

rhythm90 · 02-09-2010 11:20AM

Go to a nightclub dressed as a bouncer and feek the gee out of a young one on the dancefloor.*

* Dont have to be in college to do this ....

orourkeda · 02-09-2010 11:29AM

Ram a carrot up your pipe on O'Connell bridge on a saturday afternoon after drinking at least 15 pints of guinness the night before.

Alternatively, score a bird and drop the scuttery eflluence onto her bare breasts and rub it in with your arsecheeks.

Snowie · 02-09-2010 11:30AM

cson wrote: »

- Watch The Field 20 times
- Play Streets of Rage to a finish every Tuesday we decide to go out
- Attend the local night club in suits with the only drink allowable being brandy
- Grow beards for a month
- Edward Buckfast Hands one night

....

:rolleyes:
serously if that your idea of partying... or deboucherey well then you have much to learn... may i suggest you know like doing something not so academic

like getting mmm bangged on the head a lot,....

all that crap you claim to be deboucherey comes under one saying partying...

If your gonna party you gotta follow the correct path so to speak going out in suits is narrow minde poor sighted.

-How about going out a christmas dressed as santa and seeing how many different women you can all shag.. put 50 in the pot and who ever gets the most sti's wins.

- Streets of rage ok yes great game but id recomend something like tins, jager and worms far more enjoyable when your half lit and getting on a buzz for a night out... Tried and tested.

- why dont you have a beard growing compitition, and say its for charitty then hold a big after shaving after a couple of months.... and a good excuse to have a party...

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 02-09-2010 11:41AM

- Bang one of your house mates mom's.

eimearcmh · 02-09-2010 11:57AM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

There are 3 possibilities here,

1: You've led a sheltered life to date
2: You don't know what the word debauchery means
3: Debauchery just aint what it used to be

I hope it's 1 or 2;)

Yes i also think it must be 1 or 2.

For the benefit of the OP.. debauchery is pretty much an orgy with heavy drinking.

I think you were thinking of a '20 things to do in 1st yr' list or something similar

Cuddlesworth · 02-09-2010 12:09PM

Bang your flatmates mom and sister, video tape it, play it while masturbating in the middle of his birthday party with his whole extended family there.

AnonoBoy · 02-09-2010 12:10PM

Make yourself a lovely cup of tea and watch the soaps. Eat a whole pack of digestive biscuits while you're doing it though.

One of those extra value packs I mean - that's at least 20 biscuits!

CAN YOU HANDLE IT!!!!????!!!

WUHOOO!!! SPRING BREAK!!!!!